Good wishes aren't always good wishes

[Pit]

Granted, but Rarity the love of your life ignores you. Forever.

I wish I had a chicken.

 

[UltraMario]

Granted, but I eat it.

I wish I could visit Buoy Base Galaxy.

 

[Pandapowah]

Granted but you get shot down by Torpedo Teds and Bullet Bills.
I wish I had awesome jumping skills like Yoshi and Mario.

 

[UltraMario]

Granted, but you break your legs.

I wish I could go underground.

 

[Xiahou Ba]

Granted but I pull you out of the ground like what Kritter does to a Monty Mole in Mario Strikers Charged

I wish I was immune to diseases and viruses

 

[UltraMario]

Granted, but I eat you.

I wish I could visit The Hidden Village.

 

[MCS]

Granted, but you get shot.

I wish UM would stop wishing to go to video game areas.

 

[UltraMario]

Granted, but I don't.

I wish I was Plankton.

 

[Propeller Toad]

Granted, but you get eaten by a random whale.

I wish I had a bowl of hot soup.

 

[UltraMario]

Granted, but I eat it.

I wish I can visit Yoshi Star Galaxy.

 

[Xiahou Ba]

Granted but there's nothing to see there

I wish I knew everything

 

[UltraMario]

Granted, but I eat you.

I wish I could visit Throwback Galaxy.