Good wishes aren't always good wishes

[Toad Eightyfive]

Granted, but they all insult you.

I wish Mariowiki was as famous as Wikipedia.

 

[UltimatePetey]

Granted, but Wikipedia gains way more popularity after 1 month.

I wish I was Lakitu .

 

[Toad Eightyfive]

Granted, but you have to deal with spinys biting you, and a whiny cloud that just asks for more and more bacon.

I wish I could communicate telepathically.

 

[UltimatePetey]

Granted, but you would do it wrong and kill yourself.

I wish I lived in the Mushroom Kingdom.

 

[Xiahou Ba]

Granted, but Wario eats you

I wish Baby Luigi existed in real life

 

[UltimatePetey]

Granted, but he would kill you for impersonating him.

I wish I was in a video game.

 

[ToxBox]

Granted, but all enemies kill you

I wish that I have broken SM3L 3DS game that don't work

 

[Toad Eightyfive]

Granted, but it's useless.

I wish I had a yacht.

 

[UltimatePetey]

Granted, but you can't show it off to anybody.

I wish I worked at Nintendo.

 

[Xiahou Ba]

Granted, but you get fired

I wish ToxBox has better grammar

 

[UltimatePetey]

Granted, but then you speak bad grammar.

I wish I was

 

[Toad Eightyfive]

Granted, but that is creepy

I wish I had an IQ similar to that of Robotnik's (in the 300s)

 

[Xiahou Ba]

Granted, but everyone hates you

I wish I knew how to speak every language of the world perfectly

 

[UltimatePetey]

Granted, but your brain would explode and you would die.

I wish I was in the world of Avatar: The Last Airbender.

 

[Toad Eightyfive]

Granted, but you are killed
I wish I was

 

[Xiahou Ba]

Granted, but Mario is in your body currently

I wish these damn posting conflicts would stop

 

[Toad Eightyfive]

Granted, but you just stole my own wish.

I wish people would stop ninja'd-ing me.

 

[Xiahou Ba]

Granted, we start pirating you instead

I wish I had something to drink

 

[UltimatePetey]

Granted, but it would taste bad.

I wish I was a robot.

 

[Xiahou Ba]

Granted, but I program you to do my bidding

I wish it wasn't so humid today

 

[UltimatePetey]

Granted, but it would be freezing cold and you wouldn't enjoy it.

I wish it would snow more.

 

[Xiahou Ba]

Granted, but you have to shovel your driveway 7 days a week

I wish it could snow at least for one day here

 

[UltimatePetey]

Granted, but it would snow 1 centimeter only.

I wish there was no school.

 

[Xiahou Ba]

Granted, but you have a job instead

I wish my internet was faster

 

[UltimatePetey]

Granted, but it would get too fast for you to do anything.

I wish I owned the Dallas Mavericks.