Everyone is Mafia: December 2025 edition! (GAME IS OVER!)

RIP Eggbert
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"Half of the targets have been scrapped. Dr. Eggman will be pleased as punch to hear that, but there's still a good number of targets to be scrapped before my objective is fully complete."
 
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About 9 hours and 15 minutes left to submit for those who haven't yet! I will post the results early if everyone submits before .​

I looked up "Batman and Robin running" and didn't expect to find one where they run away from the Teletubbies of all things. It was too funny to not use!​
 
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Everyone has submitted for Night 2!​

I will PM those who have lost their BPV on Night 2. If you have already lost your BPV the previous night, then I won't contact you. Afterwards I'll post the results!

 

NIGHT 2 HAS WRAPPED UP AND HERE ARE THE RESULTS:​

  • King K. Rool is dead! It was @Gwimbly (Mighty Mario) as the Kremling Kommander!
  • Recurring Snifit has passed away! It was @Jasper T. Jerzens (Ash) disguised as a common Mario enemy!
  • Super Arrow hit a dead end! It was @Diamant (Ninja Squid) as an F-ZERO superhero!
  • Joey Logano also lost the race! It was @Hot Chocolate driving the No. 22 Ford Mustang Dark Horse for Team Penske!
  • little birthday boy had the worst Birthday ever! It was @woglril trying to celebrate their very special day!
  • johnny guitar faced the music! It was @Fun With Despair playing a killer (literally) song!
  • Dudley Puppy is cancelled! It was @Salmancer attempting to revive a Nickelodeon cartoon!

REMAINING ALIASES:​

Philippe Saisse Acoustique Trio featuring Kelli Sae
Hershel McHashbrown
Anonymous Individual
Cloudwalker
Banana from Bananza
Godzilla
Slumbernana Monkey
Rocketman

PLAYERS STILL IN THE GAME:​

@Power Flotzo
@Sieglinde Sullivan (Zange)
@Lily (SGoW)
@Koopa
@fantanoice
@Boo1268
@Cloudwalker
@Moses (ClawgripFan9001)

Night 3 starts now! All living players, please send me an alias you'd like to shoot in the same PM/DM! You have until to do so, otherwise you'll kick the bucket! How many people are gonna die this time?!​

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No not literally kicking a bucket! It's a phrase that means you'll die in the game if you don't submit in time!
 
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Sparky: Aw HELL YEAH THAT WHY IM THE MVP THATS WHY IM THE TOP BANANA! THATS WHY IM THE GOAT! SPARKY SWEEP!
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Sparky: Its like it told yall SIGMA MALES are the ONLY ones to be on top!
 
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"Almost all of the assigned targets have been scrapped. I'm very close to completing my objective and fulfilling the duty Dr. Eggman has assigned me to. Once I emerge victorious in this massacre, the Doctor will most likely assign me to be the enforcer of his Egg Carrier elite crew."
 
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Good morning everyone! Or whatever time it currently is for you. I thought I'd post a friendly GIF of Mario waving to lighten the mood. Not because I didn't have any ideas for a "low time" GIF or anything! Noooooooo… anyway…​

You have 10 hours and 50 minutes left to submit your action for Night 3! You know the drill by now. Get it in before !​

 
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Not to interrupt the RKG finale but everyone has submitted! I'll inform those who lost their BPVs this night before I post the results of Night 3.​

 

NIGHT 3 IS OVER! LET'S FIND OUT WHO DIED:​

  • Cloudwalker (the alias) disintegrated! It was @Boo1268 impersonating the one and only meteorologist!
  • Godzilla is taken down! It was @Koopa as the legendary Japanese Kaiju!
  • Rocketman burnt up! It was @Sieglinde Sullivan (Zange) blasting off as a song by Elton John!
  • Banana from Bananza has gone rotten! It was @fantanoice as the yellow fruit specifically from Donkey Kong Bananza!

REMAINING ALIASES:​

Philippe Saisse Acoustique Trio featuring Kelli Sae
Hershel McHashbrown
Anonymous Individual
Slumbernana Monkey

PLAYERS STILL IN THE GAME:​

@Power Flotzo
@Lily (SGoW)
@Cloudwalker
@Moses (ClawgripFan9001)

Night 4 is here! All living players, please send me an alias you'd like to shoot in the same PM/DM! You have until ! Failing to submit in time means disqualification! Will this be the final night? Only one way to find out!​

 

What's this? Night 4 has ended way earlier than expected! Here are the results of what happened:​

  • Anonymous Indivdual has lost their secret identity! It was @Cloudwalker trying to be sneaky!
  • Slumbernana Monkey lost the battle! It was @Power Flotzo as a popular primate from Honkai: Star Rail!
  • Hershel McHashbrown is a goner! It was @Moses (ClawgripFan9001) who has now made me hungry for hashbrowns in addition to custard!
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So who won? One person remains and amazingly, they haven't been shot at all during the game! The winner is…​

Philippe Saisse Acoustique Trio featuring Kelli Sae, AKA @Lily (SGoW)!!!!!!!! CONGRATULATIONS!!

I want to thank everyone who played! I hope you all had fun playing!

  1. @Gwimbly (MightyMario)
  2. @Boo1268
  3. @Jasper T. Jerzens (Ash)
  4. @Diamant (Ninja Squid)
  5. @Cloudwalker
  6. @Koopa
  7. @RetroGameWheels (Revin)
  8. @Hint Toad
  9. @Sieglinde Sullivan (Zange)
  10. @Superchao
  11. @Power Flotzo
  12. @Hot Chocolate
  13. @Moses (ClawgripFan9001)
  14. @Lily (SGoW)
  15. @Fizzle
  16. @TheBlueCatMenace
  17. @fantanoice
  18. @woglril
  19. @Fun With Despair
  20. @Salmancer

Extra special thanks go to Zange who allowed me to host this game in the format they used earlier this year!​


Here's the Google Spreadsheet documenting everyone's progress!
 
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"Well, looks like I didn't end up completing my objective after all. But hey, on the plus side, I'm now free from servitude to the Eggman Empire. And credit where credit's due, I want to congratulate Shy Guy on Wheels on a well-earned victory."
 
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Sparky: SIKE! YOU THOUGH YOU BETAS KILLED ME! BUT In actuality I just hid in Cloudwalkers bank account after stealing his identity yep im still the best because why? BECAUSE IM A SIGMA MALE THATS WHY! Also you MIGHT be losing a couple hundred coins dont worry though if you invest in my crypto currency you can get it al back PLUS interest!
 
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