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- Hooded Pitohui
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Woooah! Check this out! How'd you even get all of these monsters gathered up!? I've never seen so many in one place!
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Haha, this is some kind of dream, you know that? It makes me wish I didn't have to get up and ruin it! I mean, look at all the cool primal beasts you have wandering around here! And they're not even eating each other! Those shining masked dragons! That brain guy! And that seahorse! Is it a Consecrated Beast? I mean, seriously, it's giving off huge Consecrated vibes!
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Sweet, that guy has a tree on his head! And there's-! WAIT! No way!? You have undead walking around here!? That one ghost has such a good fit! And that ghost with her's looking seriously fancy! And that skel-
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Hang on… That skeleton… He kinda looks like… Hold up a minute. I need to check something…
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(NO WAY! NO WAY! IT'S TOO CLOSE TO BE COINCIDENCE! HE'S JUST LIKE A REAL-LIFE WITHERED CHELONIAN!! BEST. DREAM. EVER.)
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(I can't forget this! But how can I make sure I still remember it later? Maybe if I take some notes, it'll make it stick?)
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So, hey, s'long as I'm here, how about I put some of you in my book here? You know, so you'll be famous! I'm a serious professional at celebrity interviews! Honest! The name's Tamura; you can look up my credentials later! (Good thing they don't have search engines here!)
Tamura
Alright, just a couple runes here… Scrawl a few things down here… Oooh, I gotta get that… Uh, oops. That's way crooked. But it's chill! Just keep at it!
1 Point - Siy Shilen
So a magic pencil, huh? When you draw with that, I bet all your wishes come true! Did you have to swipe it from some kind of a flying pig or something? There's always an adventure behind an artifact like that! And what's up with your plush? It's super cute, but how's it do that swapping thing? That's freaky, but I kind of like it!
2 Points - Discovius Antennason
You sound like you're, like, super cursed or something! Is it a curse? If it is, you should hit me up for an interview! But hey, I bet you make the best of it! Look it! What else can match your nimbleness? You're pretty quick for being made of metal! Most monsters have to min-max their stats, but you're out here being agile, and made of tough stuff, and all distracting!
3 Points - Nyarlathotep
W-Whoa. Are… Are you… a god or something? That's wickeeeeed. I've scoured entire libraries, and I've never heard of "Inversion" in relation to magic! It's like you're not just a monster - you're some kind of mythic king among monsters! You can literally change yourself to suit anyone you're facing off against, and you're already in expert in whatever magic weapons they can pull out against you. Man, I wish I could study under you or something! Hey, be sure to show off some of those sigils! Maybe I can nab a design or two by watching!
4 Points - BPI-3330/Dodo
BIRD! You're sooooo big and sooooo fluffy! Ahh!! You really remind me of the Globose Gulls from the aviary chapter! But you sound waaaaay, way stronger! And I've never heard of any of them making libraries! Just - uh - please don't black out this book, okay? I promise I'm not here to hurt anyone - monsters are awesome, and I want to make the world realize it too!
I'm pretty sure between your size and your durability, you could win on your own, but you'll make a great protector, too!
5 Points - Arizona Ranger
I don't know what this guy's deal is, but his friend sounds swell! Hey, Marty, are you there? It's me! Come out and say hi! Don't be shy just because you don't have an ectoplasmic form! Hashtag All Ghosts Are Valid! Soooo, are you the one who taught your friend the art of using music as a medium for channeling magic? 'Cuz hypno-music and illusionary presence via recording are nifty tricks. Maaaaaybe you'd want to join my posse and be my chief distractor?
6 Points - Big Blasting Bowser
Every time I glance around, there's another ultra-regal monster somewhere! Binding your enemies in a game of chance must take ultra-powerful magic. And somehow, when you do it, you get stronger! That kind of magical output would exhaust anyone else, but not you! With you around, it's literally all fun and games until someone gets stomped on or flambéd by a giant dragon-turtle!
7 Points - Cave Hermit
You've lived alone, trapping animals to survive, for how long!? Teach me, oh sensei!
No, but seriously, that takes some skill! I can't NOT take notes on a fellow survivalist! I mean, I'm in an apartment right now, and the last time I went foraging, I got hit with bad food poisoning, but someday! So I should start learning your methods now!
In any kind of situation where there's dangerous wildlife, stealth's a huge advantage. Every fight's dangerous, so if you can get by unseen, you're already taking the advantage. You just keep hidden, hear where they go, and set traps on their trails, and I'm sure you'll be fine!
8 Points - Duke Mulberry
HAAW!? A Deinos phytomage, in the flesh! I bet he gets invited to all the conferences… I wonder if his tongue was like that from birth, or if he altered its composition himself? I wouldn't want to be pierced by it, that's for sure! But it sure would be the best to see it pierce a watermelon to see what kind of damage it could do! There's gotta be a purple watermelon somewhere in the world, right?
You have that guard with you, too, right? A thorn shield's a good trick. I think you're gonna make it super far! And you're so cultured. You can make yourself some more friends too, I bet!
Tamura
Alright! That's almost three pages full! There's just enough space left to add one more in, but who should it be? Looking around, there's… thereeeee… th…
9 Points - DxHustler & Apostle
Th… that… that's…
…the most clearly I've ever felt power radiating from… any type of vessel.
I know masks are ideal candidates for sealing vessels, but there are modern masks that would fracture into pieces trying to contain this energy. It almost felt, too, like… that radiant aura grew brighter when I looked upon it. You're more than a monster, aren't you? You're something holy. It's as if you clawed your way to your own apotheosis, and now you're ready to unleash that power to ascend even further.
Unchecked ambition, matched with enormous power, plus apostles devoted to your philosophy… If luck's on your side, there's nothing that can stop you…
So! Heeeeey, mask thing! Are you suuuuper sold on that body, or are you in the market for other hosts? 'Cuz I just think we'd make a great pa- HEY! HEY, NO, SWIRLY GUY, HOLD OOOOOON! WHERE ARE WE-!?
Endorse - Viola & Moss
This little mouse isn't much of a monster - she looks small enough to fit in my pocket! But she's some kind of precious, and if I know my island adventures with magical artifacts - and I do! - I'd bet my tv that lady with her had one at some point.
Woooah! Check this out! How'd you even get all of these monsters gathered up!? I've never seen so many in one place!
Haha, this is some kind of dream, you know that? It makes me wish I didn't have to get up and ruin it! I mean, look at all the cool primal beasts you have wandering around here! And they're not even eating each other! Those shining masked dragons! That brain guy! And that seahorse! Is it a Consecrated Beast? I mean, seriously, it's giving off huge Consecrated vibes!
???
Sweet, that guy has a tree on his head! And there's-! WAIT! No way!? You have undead walking around here!? That one ghost has such a good fit! And that ghost with her's looking seriously fancy! And that skel-
???
Hang on… That skeleton… He kinda looks like… Hold up a minute. I need to check something…
(NO WAY! NO WAY! IT'S TOO CLOSE TO BE COINCIDENCE! HE'S JUST LIKE A REAL-LIFE WITHERED CHELONIAN!! BEST. DREAM. EVER.)
???
(I can't forget this! But how can I make sure I still remember it later? Maybe if I take some notes, it'll make it stick?)
???
So, hey, s'long as I'm here, how about I put some of you in my book here? You know, so you'll be famous! I'm a serious professional at celebrity interviews! Honest! The name's Tamura; you can look up my credentials later! (Good thing they don't have search engines here!)
Tamura
Alright, just a couple runes here… Scrawl a few things down here… Oooh, I gotta get that… Uh, oops. That's way crooked. But it's chill! Just keep at it!
1 Point - Siy Shilen
So a magic pencil, huh? When you draw with that, I bet all your wishes come true! Did you have to swipe it from some kind of a flying pig or something? There's always an adventure behind an artifact like that! And what's up with your plush? It's super cute, but how's it do that swapping thing? That's freaky, but I kind of like it!
2 Points - Discovius Antennason
You sound like you're, like, super cursed or something! Is it a curse? If it is, you should hit me up for an interview! But hey, I bet you make the best of it! Look it! What else can match your nimbleness? You're pretty quick for being made of metal! Most monsters have to min-max their stats, but you're out here being agile, and made of tough stuff, and all distracting!
3 Points - Nyarlathotep
W-Whoa. Are… Are you… a god or something? That's wickeeeeed. I've scoured entire libraries, and I've never heard of "Inversion" in relation to magic! It's like you're not just a monster - you're some kind of mythic king among monsters! You can literally change yourself to suit anyone you're facing off against, and you're already in expert in whatever magic weapons they can pull out against you. Man, I wish I could study under you or something! Hey, be sure to show off some of those sigils! Maybe I can nab a design or two by watching!
4 Points - BPI-3330/Dodo
BIRD! You're sooooo big and sooooo fluffy! Ahh!! You really remind me of the Globose Gulls from the aviary chapter! But you sound waaaaay, way stronger! And I've never heard of any of them making libraries! Just - uh - please don't black out this book, okay? I promise I'm not here to hurt anyone - monsters are awesome, and I want to make the world realize it too!
I'm pretty sure between your size and your durability, you could win on your own, but you'll make a great protector, too!
5 Points - Arizona Ranger
I don't know what this guy's deal is, but his friend sounds swell! Hey, Marty, are you there? It's me! Come out and say hi! Don't be shy just because you don't have an ectoplasmic form! Hashtag All Ghosts Are Valid! Soooo, are you the one who taught your friend the art of using music as a medium for channeling magic? 'Cuz hypno-music and illusionary presence via recording are nifty tricks. Maaaaaybe you'd want to join my posse and be my chief distractor?
6 Points - Big Blasting Bowser
Every time I glance around, there's another ultra-regal monster somewhere! Binding your enemies in a game of chance must take ultra-powerful magic. And somehow, when you do it, you get stronger! That kind of magical output would exhaust anyone else, but not you! With you around, it's literally all fun and games until someone gets stomped on or flambéd by a giant dragon-turtle!
7 Points - Cave Hermit
You've lived alone, trapping animals to survive, for how long!? Teach me, oh sensei!
No, but seriously, that takes some skill! I can't NOT take notes on a fellow survivalist! I mean, I'm in an apartment right now, and the last time I went foraging, I got hit with bad food poisoning, but someday! So I should start learning your methods now!
In any kind of situation where there's dangerous wildlife, stealth's a huge advantage. Every fight's dangerous, so if you can get by unseen, you're already taking the advantage. You just keep hidden, hear where they go, and set traps on their trails, and I'm sure you'll be fine!
8 Points - Duke Mulberry
HAAW!? A Deinos phytomage, in the flesh! I bet he gets invited to all the conferences… I wonder if his tongue was like that from birth, or if he altered its composition himself? I wouldn't want to be pierced by it, that's for sure! But it sure would be the best to see it pierce a watermelon to see what kind of damage it could do! There's gotta be a purple watermelon somewhere in the world, right?
You have that guard with you, too, right? A thorn shield's a good trick. I think you're gonna make it super far! And you're so cultured. You can make yourself some more friends too, I bet!
Alright! That's almost three pages full! There's just enough space left to add one more in, but who should it be? Looking around, there's… thereeeee… th…
9 Points - DxHustler & Apostle
Th… that… that's…
…the most clearly I've ever felt power radiating from… any type of vessel.
I know masks are ideal candidates for sealing vessels, but there are modern masks that would fracture into pieces trying to contain this energy. It almost felt, too, like… that radiant aura grew brighter when I looked upon it. You're more than a monster, aren't you? You're something holy. It's as if you clawed your way to your own apotheosis, and now you're ready to unleash that power to ascend even further.
Unchecked ambition, matched with enormous power, plus apostles devoted to your philosophy… If luck's on your side, there's nothing that can stop you…
So! Heeeeey, mask thing! Are you suuuuper sold on that body, or are you in the market for other hosts? 'Cuz I just think we'd make a great pa- HEY! HEY, NO, SWIRLY GUY, HOLD OOOOOON! WHERE ARE WE-!?
Endorse - Viola & Moss
This little mouse isn't much of a monster - she looks small enough to fit in my pocket! But she's some kind of precious, and if I know my island adventures with magical artifacts - and I do! - I'd bet my tv that lady with her had one at some point.
9 Point - DxHustler & Apostle
8 Point - Duke Mulberry
7 Point - Cave Hermit
6 Point - Big Blasting Bowser
5 Point - Ranger
4 Point - BPI-3330/Dodo
3 Point - Nyarlathotep
2 Point - Discovius Antennason
1 Point - Siy Shilen
Endorse - Viola & Moss
8 Point - Duke Mulberry
7 Point - Cave Hermit
6 Point - Big Blasting Bowser
5 Point - Ranger
4 Point - BPI-3330/Dodo
3 Point - Nyarlathotep
2 Point - Discovius Antennason
1 Point - Siy Shilen
Endorse - Viola & Moss
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