Hello, everyone. It's Douglas Bowser here. I'm just stopping by to give an endorsement for my namesake,
Big Blasting Bowser. We at Nintendo were very proud of his work in adapting the format of
Bowser's Big Blast to the
Super Mario Boards online forum website, and we can't wait to see what he does in the
Mario Boards Mega Brawl 3 forum story.
Now, I'm sure you've all heard by now that I'll be retiring at the end of December of this year, which seems to be around the time that this story is going to be published. So, for one of my last acts as company president, I'd like to rank the top 9 people I'd like to see participating in Bowser's Big Blast.
#1 (9 points): Gus Odeon
Gus has always been one of the biggest supporters of Big Blast, appearing after the original
Bowser's Big Blast forum game for the
Super Mario Wiki family of websites to ask when the next game will be. Of course, I'm aware that Gus Odeon isn't the same Gus who asked about that... that would be like someone thinking I'm the
Bowser character from the
Super Mario series! But I'd be happy to see this gentleman playing the game in his place. After all, Nintendo is a company whose games appeal to a wide variety of age ranges, so I'm sure a loving grandfather like Gus would have a wonderful time.
#2 (8 points): Chef Krem & Katerers
Nintendo has always valued our incredible roster of characters and worlds, so I'd love to see the latest members of the Kremling Krew appearing alongside an iconic villain like Bowser. And if you want to know more about the Kremlings these characters are based off of, you can check out the
Donkey Kong Country series of games, available now to play on the
Nintendo Classics: Super Nintendo Entertainment System app for the
Nintendo Switch family of systems. And if you enjoy those, you might also enjoy our latest take on the Donkey Kong series,
Donkey Kong Bananza, available exclusively for
Nintendo Switch 2.
#3 (etc.): Izumi Konata
Although we're famous for the "blue ocean" strategy, we know that our loyal fanbase of dedicated and enthusiastic core gamers are what have kept us going throughout of time as a company, so I think it would be a great opportunity to include our fans in a one-of-a-kind gaming experience like this. We hope this, just like our games for console and mobile, will be an exciting and revolutionary game experience for all of our fans across the world.
#4: Viola and Moss
You may be thinking that I've put this entry here because of the connection between Viola's mouse companion and a certain Pokémon, or the fact that a character with a knack for explosives would be a perfect fit for this game, and while those things are true, I was more stuck by the character dynamic here, with a small, innocent character being protected and guided by an older, stronger figure. It reminds me a lot of the
Donkey Kong Bananza game, which features the adventures of Donkey Kong as he travels with and protects a young girl named Pauline, and is available to purchase now, exclusively for the
Nintendo Switch 2 system.
#5: Subterreanean
Bionicles are cool.
#6: Duke Mulberry
We're big fans of the
Yoshi species here at Nintendo, so can you think of a better way to celebrate them than seeing them play a fun game with the
Bowser character...? ...I can, it's called the
Yoshi and the Mysterious Book game, launching in Spring 2026, but the other thing I mentioned is probably the second best way.
#7: Discovius Antennason
Have you played our new game, the
Donkey Kong Bananaza game for the
Nintendo Switch 2 system? Well, while this character doesn't appear in the game itself, one fan has designed this character to look as if they were from one of the layers in this game. Of course, everyone knows how big a fan of fan works we are here at Nintendo. Personally, I hope this character makes it all the way to the Biggest Blast, to take part in an explosively deadly finale.
#8: Jeff Gordon
Long-time fans of the company may remember the collaboration we made with the Jim Henson Company to create Nintendo themed puppets for E3 2015. This was a collaboration between two creative forces who worked in different fields but shared a passion for creativity and putting smiles on faces. In a similar way, Jeff Gordon is here representing the rich history of the racing industry, which we have a lot of respect for here at Nintendo. Why, even from just this year, we've released a brand new open world racing game with the
Mario Kart World game, we'll be releasing a frenetic, action-packed racing game with the
Kirby Air Riders game, and we even included an entire layer dedicated to racing in the
Donkey Kong Bananza game, all of which are available now for Nintendo Switch 2.
#9: Lucky
Apparently, this character is pretty lucky. I'd like to see how far his luck can take him in a game of the
Bowser's Big Blast game, which we all know requires a lot of planning, strategy and skill.
Well, that's about all I have for today. Of course, if you'd like to play the
Bowser's Big Blast game for yourself, you can always purchase the
Mario Party Superstars game for the
Nintendo Switch family of systems, which will allow you to play it and many more incredible mini-games from across the
Mario Party series. You can even play it on the
Nintendo Switch 2, along with a growing library of exclusive games, such as the
Donkey Kong Bananza game.
Disclaimer: the above post is parody, and does not represent the thoughts or wishes of the real Doug Bowser, Nintendo Co Ltd, or any subsidiaries. Please do not sue me.
