One by one this year's brawlers enter the arena, blissfully unaware that they're silently being judged by - HEY! CAN YOU PASS THE NACHOS??
Huh? Oh yeah, sure.... Ahem! Anyway, as I was saying: SILENTLY being judged by- Oops! I dropped the nachos! Do you have any napkins by chance?
Never mind. The mood is ruined. I QUIT! You two buffoons can hand out the votes. I've got better places to be anyway.
So, is that a "no" on the napkins?
Oh, well. Looks like we've got this post to ourselves!
#9 - Cosmic Neko (+1)
OOH! IT'S THAT KITTY AGAIN! Do you think I'd be allowed to take him home after this is over? I've always wanted a cat!
(Confused whirring sounds)
You're right. The little guy probably has a home already.
#8 - Duke Mulberry (+2)
Woah! That guy kind of looks like Boo1268! He's got a monocle, top hat, and a guard too! They could be twins!
Wait, do you think they are??
#7 - Soccer Dad Vector & Linq (+3)
I wish my parents were still around to drive me to football practice.
Do you think Vector will drive me to practice occasionally if I ask nicely?
(Sad machine noises)
#6 - Ratastrophe (+4)
(Ice suddenly drops, the fridge starts to wobble back and forth, and its door's wildly open and shut)
AHH! I don't know what any of that means, but it sounds like a vote to me!
#5 - Edith Lambda (+5)
Whew... She looks scary! Better throw some votes her way so she doesn't come after us when this is all over!
(The fridge starts to shiver. Is it scared too?)
#4 - Cashier van Zieks (+6)
Hey bro! When you're done fighting, can you whip us up some chili dogs, potato wedges, and-
(The fridge jumps up and down)
Ten cherry slushes for my man, Fridge, here? Cool! Thanks, bro!
#3 - Cream + Cheese & Cinnamoroll + Chocola (+7)
Wow! Cream and Cinnamoroll's food truck is here too! I know where we're going for dessert, bro!
(A low mummering sound can be heard coming from the fridge. It's reminiscent of a stomach growling.)
#2 - Siy Shilen (+8)
Cayde's still stuck in Brawlopolis? That's so sad.
Who would keep her trapped there? Hopefully Siy is able to rescue her with Stitch and her magic pencil!
#1 - Buggy D. Veloper (+9)
OH MY GOSH, BRO! My favorite game developer is here too!?! I loved his work on Pokèmanz!
I can't wait to see what kind of great ideas he has during the Mega Brawl!
Endorsement - Polly, Boo1268, & Specture
(Holding a sign that says #GHOSTGANG) WOOO! POLLY!! BOO!! SPECTURE!! WE LOVE YOU!!!!
(Alphabet magnets that spell out #GhostGang4Death mysteriously appear on the fridge)
GHOST GANG! GHOST GANG! GHOST GANG!!! WAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAHHHHHGGHGFDFGHGEFDBND1!111
1. Buggy D. Veloper (+9)
2. Siy Shilen (+8)
3. Cream + Cheese & Cinnamoroll + Chocola (+7)
4. Cashier van Zieks (+6)
5. Edith Lambda (+5)
6. Ratastrophe (+4)
7. Soccer Dad Vector & Linq (+3)
8. Duke Mulberry (+2)
9. Cosmo Neko (+1)
Endorse - Polly, Boo1268, & Specture