MARIO BOARDS MEGA BRAWL 3 (cancelled)

[MCD]

What's up? It's me, your winner from last year. Just popping in to put down some votes and share some wisdom. The important thing is to always stay humble, and never push yourself over your limit. Also, never let anyone look inside your box. I didn't, and look where I am now. I have been given so many sponsorship deals for all sorts of crazy boxes and I will never tell you what is inside any of them.

#1 - 9 POINTS - GUS

I don't know about this "Crimson Eye" stuff but this old fellow seems delightful! "Amo, Gus!", am I right? Haha, just kidding.

#2 - 8 POINTS - DXHUSTLER

Whoa! Crazy wings, glowing eyes, big spear, dedicated theme music, money and power... Just like me!

#3 - 7 POINTS - MARCIA

"Big laser weapon from somewhere"... I'll bet that "somewhere" was a box!

#4 - 6 POINTS - ANDRAS

I'm not the type of guy to put all my eggs in one box.

#5 - 5 POINTS - RATASTROPHE

A vending machine is a big box with rats in it.

#6 - 4 POINTS - DODO

There is a movie called "Bird Box", which could be about this guy and a box!

#7 - 3 POINTS - JESSICA

No head = more room for box. Pumpkin = box full of pumpkin innards.

#8 - 2 POINTS - CAVE HERMIT

If a cave hermit can't win a battle of physical strength, who can?

#9 - 1 POINT - DR. TUMBLE

Lol. This guy is awesom..e

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Let's endorse my good friends Lasagna Cat & Ultimate Lasagna. That thing is huge! I wouldn't want to be killed by that, so have fun!

 

[GBA]

Spoiler: Out of Ink - CYMK's Theme

This is so exciting!!​

- [CYMK] - (Okay. Okay. Alright. Okay. I'm here. I've got a four-pack of Pomstar and pre-gamed with six beforehand. Even if this is one of those messed up "lucid dreams" Moh told me about, there's no way I'm missing this.)

- [CYMK] - (I wonder if he's here... Oh. At least Cassia is.... Great............ Uh-)

- [CYMK] - (GOSH. I wonder if All Mage No Brakes would cover an event like this. He'd have hours of content with some of these weirdos. That guy holding a cardboard box talking to a reporter? Well. Not that insane, surely. Haha...)

- [CYMK] - (AND THERE'S SOOOOOOoooOOO MANY GHOSTS! I simply HAVE to rep this spirited domain somehow. Can I vote on my phone? Uh..., Oh! Yea. QR Code here and...)

- [CYMK] - (.........................................that's a lot of options. This is way too much pressure. I'll need more energy drinks. Is that a vending machine over there? Shit. Hope I don't lose my seat... I'll just power walk and scroll. Let's see...)

Ooh! Explosives and betting, now that's some quality engagement bait. Plus, something about this game show guy reminds me of Storm, if he was older and also a Deinos. I think I'll chuck him a vote.

Man.... I always wanted to be an astronaut as a kid. Those space cowboy cartoons were always so flashy and cool!! Maybe I should base my next paint off of this commander lady, she's inspiring! +2 to you!

Painted lady with an awesome powerset, instant 3 points to me. She looks locked in and absolutely balling with that cube... thing. Hm. Dangerous cubes... where have I- oh. Oh wow-

WOW! A whole TEAMof ghosts!? I figured this dream would have them, and here they are! In the... not flesh,,, ectoplasm??? Sad these aren't the totally malevolent type, but I guess my subconscious is reflecting my desire to be friends with creative spirits? Can these guys paint??? What do I even do... hm........

"VOTE 4 GHOSTS" is a very compelling slogan, I should totally respect their otherworldly desire, so that they can make it back to the other side when this is all over. 4 points, as requested! Good luck, spirits!!!

Moving on... aw man, this dynamic is so sweet. Something about the lil' guy resisting his adoptive father's displays of affection with almost murderous intent. Adorbs. Plus, I gotta rep a fellow family of delinquent reptilian creatives. Easiest 5 points ever.​

- [CYMK] - (Bah! Now it's getting hard. That gal with the bazooka would be a good vote if I had a 10th... or maybe the convenience store guy.)

- [CYMK] - (A quick buzz of energy will help me finalise. Coming up on the vending machine now...!)

TO BE CONTINUED​

 

[BEEEEEAAARRRS]

9 pts - Stella Dubois - cowards will forbid her from utilizing unrestrained @e commands
8 pts - Team Double Agents - the abilities should aid the spy v spy shtick nicely
7 pts - Not Shane - anticipating every interaction with this guy being goated
6 pts - Phenera - the slime body will hopefully go far, in honor of my dead guy from last time
5 pts - Zurg - robot
4 pts - Leydee and Kuene - the idea of two schmoes with minimal relevant skills to this event is speaking to me the most
3 pts - Ratastrophe - inspired concept
2 pts - SPC-TR - I want to see incorporeal slenderman break devices
1 pts - Cave Hermit - character traits that I like

Endorse Marcia because shes earned the chance to shoot a hole through someone

 

[Glea]

#1 (9 pts) - Commander Nebula
#2 (8 pts) - Cypress
#3 (7 pts) - Gus Odean
#4 (6 pts) - Soccer Dad Vector & Linq
#5 (5 pts) - Agents of Absolute and Uncreative Logic
#6 (4 pts) - Frouge
#7 (3 pts) - Edith Lambda
#8 (2 pts) - Mr. Nintenna & Blue Tango
#9 (1 pt) - Big Wheel

Endorse - Viola & Moss

 

[Auburn]

Spoiler: Music

One by one this year's brawlers enter the arena, blissfully unaware that they're silently being judged by - HEY! CAN YOU PASS THE NACHOS??

Huh? Oh yeah, sure.... Ahem! Anyway, as I was saying: SILENTLY being judged by- Oops! I dropped the nachos! Do you have any napkins by chance?

Never mind. The mood is ruined. I QUIT! You two buffoons can hand out the votes. I've got better places to be anyway.

So, is that a "no" on the napkins?

Oh, well. Looks like we've got this post to ourselves!

#9 - Cosmic Neko (+1)​

OOH! IT'S THAT KITTY AGAIN! Do you think I'd be allowed to take him home after this is over? I've always wanted a cat!

(Confused whirring sounds)

You're right. The little guy probably has a home already.

#8 - Duke Mulberry (+2)​

Woah! That guy kind of looks like Boo1268! He's got a monocle, top hat, and a guard too! They could be twins!

Wait, do you think they are??

#7 - Soccer Dad Vector & Linq (+3)​

I wish my parents were still around to drive me to football practice.

Do you think Vector will drive me to practice occasionally if I ask nicely?

(Sad machine noises)

#6 - Ratastrophe (+4)​

(Ice suddenly drops, the fridge starts to wobble back and forth, and its door's wildly open and shut)

AHH! I don't know what any of that means, but it sounds like a vote to me!

#5 - Edith Lambda (+5)​

Whew... She looks scary! Better throw some votes her way so she doesn't come after us when this is all over!

(The fridge starts to shiver. Is it scared too?)

#4 - Cashier van Zieks (+6)​

Hey bro! When you're done fighting, can you whip us up some chili dogs, potato wedges, and-

(The fridge jumps up and down)

Ten cherry slushes for my man, Fridge, here? Cool! Thanks, bro!

#3 - Cream + Cheese & Cinnamoroll + Chocola (+7)​

Wow! Cream and Cinnamoroll's food truck is here too! I know where we're going for dessert, bro!

(A low mummering sound can be heard coming from the fridge. It's reminiscent of a stomach growling.)

#2 - Siy Shilen (+8)​

Cayde's still stuck in Brawlopolis? That's so sad.

Who would keep her trapped there? Hopefully Siy is able to rescue her with Stitch and her magic pencil!

#1 - Buggy D. Veloper (+9)​

OH MY GOSH, BRO! My favorite game developer is here too!?! I loved his work on Pokèmanz!

I can't wait to see what kind of great ideas he has during the Mega Brawl!

Endorsement - Polly, Boo1268, & Specture​

(Holding a sign that says #GHOSTGANG) WOOO! POLLY!! BOO!! SPECTURE!! WE LOVE YOU!!!!

(Alphabet magnets that spell out #GhostGang4Death mysteriously appear on the fridge)

GHOST GANG! GHOST GANG! GHOST GANG!!! WAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAHHHHHGGHGFDFGHGEFDBND1!111

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1. Buggy D. Veloper (+9)
2. Siy Shilen (+8)
3. Cream + Cheese & Cinnamoroll + Chocola (+7)
4. Cashier van Zieks (+6)
5. Edith Lambda (+5)
6. Ratastrophe (+4)
7. Soccer Dad Vector & Linq (+3)
8. Duke Mulberry (+2)
9. Cosmo Neko (+1)

Endorse - Polly, Boo1268, & Specture

 

[Toadettefan]

Vote 1: Scott the Woz +1.

Speaking as a former fan of this Youtuber, I think he has at least a fair shot of winning this thing, though he isn't too much of a combatist per se. But I do believe he can use his wits, friends, and humor to get a lead up on the competition.

Vote 2: Pibblun and Blue Bubblo +2

Hey, Toadette did help create this creature after all, so I'll support him in any way I can. It's always nice to help a friend like Bubblun and Bobblun out, especially if they make a creature that has a slime form like Toadette.

Vote 3: Ange Lackey +3

She might be the newest character here, but boy is she appealing! Seahorses are quite agile swimmers, and they're great at firing projectiles. I'm sure she can be able to secure a win if she works hard enough.

Vote 4: Big Blasting Bowser +4

Trust me, it's going to get really hectic in here with all those bombs going off. However, I think Bowser can distract his opponents long enough to make sure he wins. Plus, he's the king of the Koopas, so I've got to support him before he