Create the worst games/gimmicks

[TheBlueCatMenace]

Every week I'll post a theme, and we have to create the worst enemies, gimmicks, settings, and other mechanics.

Theme one: Paper Mario.

 

[TheBlueCatMenace]

To battle you use stickers that can only be replaced by selling your soul to Nintendo.

 

[Zdrmonster Productions]

You can only play with the DK Bongos.

 

[Engineer]

Some sort of weird Paper Mario game with the same gimmick as MarioKart Home Circuit, you have to arrange all the little papers and scan them into the game or sumn like that.

 

[TheBlueCatMenace]

The first world is an advertisement

 

[Biddybud]

You have to use motion controls for everything, like making Mario walk by point and click.

 

[MegaBowser64]

Every time you use an item you have to scan its corresponding AMIIBO that gets permanently deactivated after scanning once!!!

 

[Dr. Tempest Ghouligrab]

A special controller attachment to give you real papercuts when you take damage in battle

 

[Zdrmonster Productions]

If you run the game in an emulator, it gives you the Mac OS X Kernel Panic screen.

 

[Super Bad Mario]

Place items around the game that restarts the game on contact

 

[Super Bad Mario]

Place items around the game that restarts the game on contact

They're also everywhere

 

[PNF-404 Explorer]

Posts a webcam picture to social media every time you die.

 

[Super Bad Mario]

Every time you die you are forced to pay money until you can continue playing

 

[TheBlueCatMenace]

Okay uhhh I definitely didn't forget to make a new theme uhh
Theme 2: New 2D Mario

 

[MegaBowser64]

You have to collect millions of coins

 

[TheBlueCatMenace]

You have to collect millions of coins

That's definitely something Nintendo would never do.
There's no animations or backgrounds or textures

 

[Super Bad Mario]

Every stage has a "choose a door" section

 

[PNF-404 Explorer]

Little Timmy of Super Mario Maker fame was hired as the lead level designer.

 

[Gary]

Every stage is as hard as The Final Final Test: Badge Marathon

 

[TheBlueCatMenace]

Every stage is as hard as The Final Final Test: Badge Marathon

But the difficulty is supplied by unfair level design, bad controls, and

Little Timmy of Super Mario Maker fame

 

[Super Bad Mario]

Mario but ever. Single. thing is the quality of hotel mario cutscenes

 

[Fizzle]

The idea is simple (failboat reference)... Every time you defeat an enemy / boss, it revives seconds later. They all have 10 lives.

 

[TheBlueCatMenace]

Because I'm so lazy, I'm going to open this to the public. After a week anyone can change the theme.

 

[MegaBowser64]

Okay, this one will be interesting, and I guess maybe it counts as a game? But it'll be fun anyway
Theme 3: Super Nintendo World attraction/ride

 

[Sally Acorn (Pre-Genesis)]

Every time that your character takes a step forward, they die.