Create the worst games/gimmicks

[TheBlueCatMenace]

Every week I'll post a theme, and we have to create the worst enemies, gimmicks, settings, and other mechanics.

Theme one: Paper Mario.

 

[TheBlueCatMenace]

To battle you use stickers that can only be replaced by selling your soul to Nintendo.

 

[Zdrmonster Productions]

You can only play with the DK Bongos.

 

[The Nintendo Wii]

Some sort of weird Paper Mario game with the same gimmick as MarioKart Home Circuit, you have to arrange all the little papers and scan them into the game or sumn like that.

 

[TheBlueCatMenace]

The first world is an advertisement

 

[Skipsqueak]

You have to use motion controls for everything, like making Mario walk by point and click.

 

[MegaBowser64]

Every time you use an item you have to scan its corresponding AMIIBO that gets permanently deactivated after scanning once!!!

 

[Shmaluigi]

A special controller attachment to give you real papercuts when you take damage in battle

 

[Zdrmonster Productions]

If you run the game in an emulator, it gives you the Mac OS X Kernel Panic screen.