Hello! I came by to deliver you a celebratory cake! I got you a big chocolate cake, because chocolate is sweet, just like you!
I hope you enjoy the cake! I baked it my-
Wah ha ha! Ooh, cake! YES! GIMME! WAH! *weird Wario drooling noise*
Hey, how'd you get in here!? I had this place protected! Wait- EW! You did that?!
Wah! Of course it was me! Who else do you think ate that 100 layer burrito this morning? Wah ha ha!
Go take your terrible toots somewhere else, Wario! Your funky flatulence and your unwashed underwear won't ruin this party!
Why should I? Baby Luigi LOVES me! Hey, we should totally get married, you and I! Anyways, I came here for the cake and I want my cake! In fact, it's my cake now! MINE! MINE, I TELL YOU!
Wait, Wario! There's candles on the cake! Oh, he's already in the air... and...
*SPLUT*
MMMM! This is some delicious cake! You picked out a good flavor, too! Oh boy, I can hear the toilet in my house praying right now!
*sniff, sniff*
Hey, what's that smell? Hm. Must be the garlic and limburger crepes I got from that Car Wash those Protector guys frequent. On second thought, there's smoke and appears to be coming from- MY BUTT!?
WAHHHHHH! WAH WAH! WAHHHHH! MY BUTT'S ON FIRE! OH MY GOD!
*fart*
WAHHHHHHHHHHHH!
Wario! Look at the damage you caused! I hope with all the money you have, you'll pay for all of it!
Erm, Wario's broke... WAH HA HA HA!
Just kidding, Wario's RICH! See you later, losers! Wah ha ha ha ha ha!
...ouch!
Ugh... I'm sorry, BLOF! I promise I'll get you another cake and better defenses! Congrats on your promotion and thank you for being a great friend!
Now, if you'll excuse me... I'm off to go buy several cans of air freshener to get rid of Wario's stink.