Re: MSTing:Weird DeviantArt thing
Conta: The Alien Wars
9-Volt: "What about my daddy?"
Asking that will only kill him quicker, son.
Mona: "I hope he's okay..."
Now you just sealed his dead.
Me: "Mom? Dad? Oh no! My house's been destroyed!"
For someone who just lost everything, he sure doesn't seem to be shocked.
(Suddenly, a man, who happens to be
a pedo
Prof. Spring: "I'm sorry to hear that your parents died..."
What kind of uncle call themselves "Prof" even when he's not teaching? And where did you hear his parent died?
[A/N: This is just a fanfic. My parents are still alive in real life, so don't worry.]
The presence of videogame character and the alien invasion in 1600 didn't clue this wasn't exactly real so THANK YOU for pointing out it is not!
Me: "I know...but who did this?"
Again, not shocked at all.
Me: "Oh, great...my first week of school, ruined!"
So the guy just lost his parents and home but HIS FIRST WEEK OF SCHOOL is a more important complain.
(He takes me to his house for safety reasons)
To the house? Of a familiar but not completely known stranger? oh man...
The next day, at a distant city in New York--a city called Neo City, that is--there were two soldiers in the US Army
Today, somewhere--a town in canada, that is--there was a young nerd complaining about strange punctuation.
Bill and Lance grabbed their machine guns, and started fighting off the alien robots that attacked Neo City. On their way, they picked up a couple useful power-ups for their guns
Silly aliens, leaving convenient power-up on the ground...
Lance: "Bill, I'll handle the snipers with my Homing Missiles, while you take care of those cannons with your Crash Missiles!"
Bill: "Got it, Lance!"
(They took out the sniper, the cannons, and destroyed the core)
The description of the soldier's damaged psyche, the breathless yet pointless heroism, the unparalleled prose, the sheer suspense, truly an epic battle.
They then came across the broken pipes that shot out fire from underneath.
Of course, anyone who visited New York will tell you about
the broken pipes
Blaze Bomber: "How dare you destroy my tank?! You two should know that I am not to be messed with! I am Blaze Bomber, the pyro-maniac of the Hate Bombers!"
Bill: "Hate Bombers?"
They're Youtube Trolls.
Bill: "Lance...whatever you do, don't get hit!"
Also, don't poke your eyes with a scissor, jump into lava, point a loaded gun at yourself, vote for the Republican Party ect.
Lance: "What happens if we do?"
You lose a live!
Bill: "Remember the Contra video games? If you get shot while having a power-up with you, you lose it..."
This is what happen when you hire hopeless nerd in the army.
Blaze Bomber: "You see this attack? It's my deadly Fire Blast! Take this!"
Meanwhile, Bill and Lance were too busy wondering in what Pokémon game they saw this attack to shoot.
Bill: "Isn't that the Fire Blast attack from the Pokemon games?"
Lance: "It could be...it's been years since I played Pokemon Yellow on my Game Boy Color."
Aliens developed their battle technics from Pokemon? I knew it was evil!
Bill: "Whoa! That thing's huge!"
Lance: "And I'll bet he doesn't look friendly..."
The usage of "bet" is to subtly indicate Lance is a moron. Or maybe it's just bad writing.
Lance: "Bill! Are you alright?"
Bill: "I'm okay. That monster's breath attack didn't hurt me too bad."
Yeah, because this story use VIDEOGAME LOGIC.