MSTing:Horrible Smash Bros Crossover.

[SmartGuy]

Re: MSTing:Weird DeviantArt thing

Both of those stories are products of things that try too much to be epic...

Or atleast good...

I swear I would cry if that made sense.

 

[Glowsquid]

Re: MSTing:Weird DeviantArt thing

Both of those stories are products of things that try too much to be epic...

You should see the Deviantart guy other stuff. In one of his fanfic, two Youtube troll go in a restaurant and they randomly insult Ash from the Pokemon cartoon. Not to be outdone, Ash register to the Punch-Tournament to win a trophy.... Yeah.

Speaking of that Deviantart guy, it's only after I "discovered" his things that I learned he's part of that ATO thing you keep talking about. Small world, eh?

 

[Lario]

Re: MSTing:Weird DeviantArt thing

Bleh.

 

[SmartGuy]

Re: MSTing:Weird DeviantArt thing

Since you bumped this....

Here's an MSTing of CD's fan fiction called Extreme Gauge or something.

The topic is the internet.

I thought it was a fan fiction, not an Email.

is not inhabited by humans,

No shit.

but it is part of a bigger dimension known as Kreig.

Right?

The citizens of Kreig help shape the internet for humans in a special zone reserved for humans.

Wait.....

is not inhabited by humans,

Yeaaaaah, about that.....

Many bodies of Kreigian citizens are used by humans to perform their daily tasks.

They use the corpses to scare away Hobos.

However, when the bodies are not used the bodies roam free in their own world.

A place called Heaven.

Many of them fight bloody wars.

Don't they fight not-bloody wars?

Since the Kreigians are connected to the humans, the humans may experience their exploits in their dreams.

The Kregians' exploits or the Humans' exploits?

This cyber connection means humans can change their lives forever by using a simple phone.

OH MY GOD! I'M SOOOOOOOOOOOOO GOING TO ORDER THAT NEW RIP OFF ITEM!!1111 :D:D:D:D:D:D:D:D:D

The harmony between these souls is important to the well being of all.

When did you mention them having souls?

One area where beings are especially close is the Wiki World.

One sentence where the author randomly mentions something not related to anything previously mentioned in the story.

There the humans use the bodies that they use to fend off trolls that have taken over human minds.

They use the bodies they use to fend off trolls that have taaken over human minds for what? we may never know.

Various trolls have harmed the Wiki World in the past such as Willy on Wheels.

And that has to so with...?

There have been many trolls sent by the MT that have posed a threat to the wiki.

MT? manly toughness? manual transmission? media temple?

Peachycakes, a copy of Willy on Wheels, and the Logans.

Non sensicality, randomness and (lack of) qulity of puctuation.

There are also non-humanized trolls that have attacked various Mariowiki settlements.

Settlements?

However, through this all the Mariowiki has prevailed over the troll attacks.

Hooray for the predictable plot twist.

The main weapon they use is a weapon all wikis have: the Sysop Gun.

A canon that shoots Sysops.

This weapon, which can only be accessed by the Mariowiki Sysops completely destroys a troll,

Hopefully, it can correct their grammar as well.

However they do not care as long as they take care of the trolls.

You know, make their stay in the spam vault more hospitable.

The owner of the Mariowiki, Porplemontage, does not want trolls in his wiki.

"They keep going on my lawn".

However, after being blocked trolls can create weaker clones of themselves called sockpuppets.

This is starting to look like a written essay on how trolls troll wikis.....

Oh wait......

It takes various blocking methods to block sockpuppets.

Such as blocking, blocking and did I mention blocking?

One day a piece of the Alphabet Troll broke off in the wiki.

The Alphabet pie passed it's expieration date.

This piece was called A. The events that followed the coming of A were deadly.

Coming? I thought it was leaving.

Time Paradox forever.

There's nothing better than ending the chapter with a random, irrelevant

 

[Lario]

Re: MSTing:Weird DeviantArt thing

Nice one.

 

[Glowsquid]

Re: MSTing:Weird DeviantArt thing

Conta: The Alien Wars

9-Volt: "What about my daddy?"

Asking that will only kill him quicker, son.

Mona: "I hope he's okay..."

Now you just sealed his dead.

Me: "Mom? Dad? Oh no! My house's been destroyed!"

For someone who just lost everything, he sure doesn't seem to be shocked.

(Suddenly, a man, who happens to be

a pedo

Prof. Spring: "I'm sorry to hear that your parents died..."

What kind of uncle call themselves "Prof" even when he's not teaching? And where did you hear his parent died?

[A/N: This is just a fanfic. My parents are still alive in real life, so don't worry.]

The presence of videogame character and the alien invasion in 1600 didn't clue this wasn't exactly real so THANK YOU for pointing out it is not!

Me: "I know...but who did this?"

Again, not shocked at all.

Me: "Oh, great...my first week of school, ruined!"

So the guy just lost his parents and home but HIS FIRST WEEK OF SCHOOL is a more important complain.

(He takes me to his house for safety reasons)

To the house? Of a familiar but not completely known stranger? oh man...

The next day, at a distant city in New York--a city called Neo City, that is--there were two soldiers in the US Army

Today, somewhere--a town in canada, that is--there was a young nerd complaining about strange punctuation.

Bill and Lance grabbed their machine guns, and started fighting off the alien robots that attacked Neo City. On their way, they picked up a couple useful power-ups for their guns

Silly aliens, leaving convenient power-up on the ground...

Lance: "Bill, I'll handle the snipers with my Homing Missiles, while you take care of those cannons with your Crash Missiles!"
Bill: "Got it, Lance!"
(They took out the sniper, the cannons, and destroyed the core)

The description of the soldier's damaged psyche, the breathless yet pointless heroism, the unparalleled prose, the sheer suspense, truly an epic battle.

They then came across the broken pipes that shot out fire from underneath.

Of course, anyone who visited New York will tell you about the broken pipes

Blaze Bomber: "How dare you destroy my tank?! You two should know that I am not to be messed with! I am Blaze Bomber, the pyro-maniac of the Hate Bombers!"
Bill: "Hate Bombers?"

They're Youtube Trolls.

Bill: "Lance...whatever you do, don't get hit!"

Also, don't poke your eyes with a scissor, jump into lava, point a loaded gun at yourself, vote for the Republican Party ect.

Lance: "What happens if we do?"

You lose a live!

Bill: "Remember the Contra video games? If you get shot while having a power-up with you, you lose it..."

This is what happen when you hire hopeless nerd in the army.

Blaze Bomber: "You see this attack? It's my deadly Fire Blast! Take this!"

Meanwhile, Bill and Lance were too busy wondering in what Pokémon game they saw this attack to shoot.

Bill: "Isn't that the Fire Blast attack from the Pokemon games?"
Lance: "It could be...it's been years since I played Pokemon Yellow on my Game Boy Color."

Aliens developed their battle technics from Pokemon? I knew it was evil!

Bill: "Whoa! That thing's huge!"
Lance: "And I'll bet he doesn't look friendly..."

The usage of "bet" is to subtly indicate Lance is a moron. Or maybe it's just bad writing.

Lance: "Bill! Are you alright?"
Bill: "I'm okay. That monster's breath attack didn't hurt me too bad."

Yeah, because this story use VIDEOGAME LOGIC.

 

[Lario]

Re: MSTing:Weird DeviantArt thing

My favorite part of that was where they were thinking of Pokemon games because of the Fire Blast.

 

[Smiddle]

Re: MSTing:Weird DeviantArt thing

Epic. Very epic.