1,000,000 excuses for dying in a video game

592. What's a Videogame?
593. LAG I TELL YOU!
594. Your Mom
 
596 My brother ate the strategy guide
 
598: I am colorblind
 
601: I lost while I was giving you a punch.
 
602: I can't taste the food in the game
 
604. You gave me a kick.