1,000,000 excuses for dying in a video game

[DyegoHalliwell_IceMario]

533. Someone burnt the console with a giant stream of fire, also something exploded and I got left out of electricity.
534. I levitated to the ceiling before I got burnt too, and it caused the games to destroy

 

[Chivi-chivik]

535: A chara forced me to switch off the console.

 

[DyegoHalliwell_IceMario]

536. La loca de Jamaica showed up before me

 

[PokemonMaster]

537: I posted here.

 

[Chivi-chivik]

538: I was afraid of the game.

 

[PokemonMaster]

539: You could hear barking.

 

[Time Turner]

540. There was free pizza next to my house.
541. I was multitasking.
542. *snore*
543. I was sleepy.
544. Younger cousin decided to close console.
545. Younger cousin decided to break console.
546. Younger cousin decided to steal console.
547. I got mad since nobody believed that the last three really happened.

 

[DyegoHalliwell_IceMario]

548. I was frustated seeing that we aren't even in the middle of this game
549. I realized we're never ending this game
550. I started a 0th number! Ha!

 

[Ruiji01]

551: i was thinking about excuses for a forum game called: "1,000,000 excuses for dying in a videogame".

 

[Chivi-chivik]

552: I had to pee

 

[Bluedevil]

553: My character did suicide.

 

[PokemonMaster]

554: Pie.

 

[Xiahou Dun]

555: I saw triple fives.