1,000,000 excuses for dying in a video game

[PokemonMaster]

507: ReDeads are scary.

 

[DyegoHalliwell_IceMario]

508. I was turned into a werewolf and destroyed the console by instinct.

 

[Chivi-chivik]

509: The chara was a virus so it spoiled the console

 

[DyegoHalliwell_IceMario]

510. I was laughing REALLY hard when Mario fall in a botomless pit, thus the windows (and the TV) shattered.

 

[PokemonMaster]

511: There was a power outage.

 

[DyegoHalliwell_IceMario]

512. I remembered when I was 1 year old, and Mario got asleep, paving the way to Koopa Troopa to kill him with his shell.

 

[PokemonMaster]

513: I ate a cake I was supposed to give to Gourmet Guy.

 

[Chivi-chivik]

514: Mario ate all the dishes of the recipes you can do in Super Paper Mario.

 

[PokemonMaster]

514: Mario ate all the dishes of the recipes you can do in Super Paper Mario.

LOL!
515: I stepped on a random Toad's glasses.

 

[Chivi-chivik]

516: I couldn't kill the boss of a Mario game cuz i liked them.

 

[PokemonMaster]

517: The final boss was Luigi.

 

[Chivi-chivik]

518: There was a blackout in my home.

 

[PokemonMaster]

519: I herd i liek teh mudkipz.