1,000,000 excuses for dying in a video game

[Goombella]

623: I saw a lake in the Yold Desert and attempted to run towards it.I fell off a cliff(the lake was never there).

 

[SpinyMaster347]

624. I had to go.

 

[Gigaremo]

625-Multiple rainbow colored ducks began falling from the sky and one of them ate my warp pipe, which prevented me from grabbing a metal spoon and going to the Ruler Store to buy some yogurt to dump on my warp pipe, which one of the multiple rainbow colored ducks ate, which prevented me from grabbing a metal spoon...

and while that was happening the DS exploded and I lost a life.

 

[Xiahou Ba]

626 It's a long story

 

[Xiahou Dun]

624. I had to go.

627: You already went at 6:13. (Fairly Oddparents quote)

 

[Xiahou Ba]

628: It wasn't virtual reality

 

[Goombella]

629: I remembered my grandads coming today, and I havent seen him since October
630:Giratina and The Sky Warrior is going to be on in 2 hours and I went to get some popcorn.

 

[SpinyMaster347]

631. Because popcorn takes 2 hours to make

 

[Xiahou Ba]

632: My friend was calling me

 

[SpinyMaster347]

633. I raegquitted.

 

[Xiahou Ba]

634: I got disconnected online