1,000,000 excuses for dying in a video game

[SKmaric]

382: Recoloured Mario's sprites to look like Weegee then Weegee stared through the screen and I got hypnotised and turned into one of the OVER 9000 Weegees!

 

[Nathan Fielder]

Please don't double post.

383) meh

 

[Time Turner]

Bump.

383. I got bumped.

 

[DyegoHalliwell_IceMario]

385) I was distraught using TK Orbing, like in my avatar.
386) I was distraught with my avatar
387) I recently forced Mario to finally say something

 

[Nathan Fielder]

388 (Reversinator missed one out)) I waterskiid through World 1-1 and impaled myself on a Koopa Troopa.

 

[QuizmoManiac]

339) I was playing 4 games at once

 

[DyegoHalliwell_IceMario]

390) I was banishing Lady gaga from the earth :D
391) I was distraught when she exploded in the space lol

 

[Ray Trace]

392) Yo, I'm so awesome that my game is jealous of me.

 

[Time Turner]

393. My avatar decided to stop his adventure and go home.
394. My avatar decided to leave the game and attack me.
395. My avatar decided to join the bad guy.
396. My avatar decided to launch missiles wherever the bad guy was. He was near the bad guy.

 

[Waluigi48]

397. It was all my fault. I accept full blame.

 

[DyegoHalliwell_IceMario]

398) The Weegee force kidnaps me (What the... )

 

[Waluigi48]

399. THE KOOPA CAME FROM THE TOP OF THE BLOCKS AND I DIDNT SEE IT! IMA SUE NINTENDO!!! T_T

 

[DyegoHalliwell_IceMario]

400) I was in Shakira's concert, holding a giant drawing of her, then I got my hands cutted

 

[Waluigi48]

401. I'm blind.

 

[Time Turner]

402. Eu não entendo Inglês.
403. No entiendo Inglés.
404. Δεν καταλαβαίνω αγγλικά.
405. Je ne comprends pas l'anglais.
406. 私は英語を理解していない。
407. Io non capisco l'inglese.
408. I got kicked for speaking too many languages.

 

[Waluigi48]

409. It's Obama's fault.

 

[SpinyMaster347]

410. I was distracted

 

[Time Turner]

411. I'm testing all the ways to die.

 

[Waluigi48]

412. I wasn't even playing a game.

 

[Baby Mario Bloops]

413. Friend made me drop both my controller and my Coke. Which one wouldn't you save before it fell?

 

[Spamton G. Spamton]

414.I suck.

 

[PokemonMaster]

415: Wario farted.

 

[Flubber]

415: Wario farted.

^Win.

 

[Yoshiwaker]

416. The enemy was off the screen but it still killed me!

 

[Flubber]

417.
Wait,I dont have unlimited lives?