Do you hear them? Can you feel the ground trembling beaneath your feet? Do you realize the enormity of what is upon you? Do you see the forces mustered on top of the ridge?
It matters not. It is too late. They are here.
Yes, rolling across the landscape, tearing and crushing everything in their path, are the unassailable armies of QQQ. All who stand in their way shall be torn asunder like a wall of paper.
For last month, I presented you a whole collection of arguments in support of Spade. This month, however, I come offering only one mighty argument in favor of QQQ, one as unassailable as his armies and his vehicle.
You should vote for QQQ because his vehicle is
a goddamned tank.
Okay, so, one may argue that this is not a conventional tank, but the Rolling Turtle is a modified military satellite, and is, for all intents, a tank. Tell me, what's out there in the world that is more powerful and imposing than a tank? They strike fear into the hearts of enemies, possess guns that can strike through metal and stone with ease, and can bring down all that stands before them in the landscape. So powerful are these mighty weapons that entirely new classes of firearms had to be developed to counter them. Have you ever seen a tank in active combat, much the less a formation of tanks, rolling across the landscape like a gigantic armored turtle intent upon wreaking destruction?
There is no sight more humbling than that of the mighty tank, roaring to life before you. Follow behind QQQ in the unrivaled, unassailable Rolling Turtle, and nothing shall stand in your way.
Are you ready to join me, comrades? For, with the power of a hypersonic tank causing Mach Speed Mayhem, we shall ride to victory!
Together, we ride!