Mach Speed Mayhem (Superchao 'Shroom Section)
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- Hooded Pitohui
The gears of this war machine are slow. I do not yet have my piece, Rose, prepared. But do not fear. For, in a few days time, I shall have a proper post prepared, and slow though it may be, it will be powerful. Powerful, yes, powerful enough to cause the landscape to rumble and to crush all in its path.
Yes.
The armies march.
They are coming.
Marching in the impenetrable formation of a rolling turtle, the footsteps of the armies of QQQ echo in the distance...
Yes.
The armies march.
They are coming.
Marching in the impenetrable formation of a rolling turtle, the footsteps of the armies of QQQ echo in the distance...
Time to make things a bit more interesting, shall we?
I would like to make my case for why you all should join me in vote for the lovely Princia Ramode.
First, her motif is heart-based. There are hearts on her outfit, her goggles are heart-shaped, even her hairstyle kind of looks like a heart! I think we can all agree that hearts represent love, which we all need to embrace. Love ourselves, and love others. And what better way to do that then to vote for the character who is full of heart?
Second, I would like to direct everyone to her theme. Not only is it very fitting for her (the lyrics remind me a bit of a genie, and she honestly does remind me of one based one her clothing design) but the guitar riff is insanely catchy. A few listens of this thing and it will be stuck in your head for a good chunk of the day. (trust me, i should know...)
Finally, I would like to point out how cool the name Spark Moon is for a vehicle. I cannot think of a better name for a vehicle than this. If given the opportunity, I would name the first car I bought Spark Moon. That's how cool of a name it is.
I believe my points on the matter have been made. I do hope that you will join me by voting for Princia this month.
I would like to make my case for why you all should join me in vote for the lovely Princia Ramode.
First, her motif is heart-based. There are hearts on her outfit, her goggles are heart-shaped, even her hairstyle kind of looks like a heart! I think we can all agree that hearts represent love, which we all need to embrace. Love ourselves, and love others. And what better way to do that then to vote for the character who is full of heart?
Second, I would like to direct everyone to her theme. Not only is it very fitting for her (the lyrics remind me a bit of a genie, and she honestly does remind me of one based one her clothing design) but the guitar riff is insanely catchy. A few listens of this thing and it will be stuck in your head for a good chunk of the day. (trust me, i should know...)
Finally, I would like to point out how cool the name Spark Moon is for a vehicle. I cannot think of a better name for a vehicle than this. If given the opportunity, I would name the first car I bought Spark Moon. That's how cool of a name it is.
I believe my points on the matter have been made. I do hope that you will join me by voting for Princia this month.
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- Hooded Pitohui
Do you hear them? Can you feel the ground trembling beaneath your feet? Do you realize the enormity of what is upon you? Do you see the forces mustered on top of the ridge?
It matters not. It is too late. They are here.
Yes, rolling across the landscape, tearing and crushing everything in their path, are the unassailable armies of QQQ. All who stand in their way shall be torn asunder like a wall of paper.
For last month, I presented you a whole collection of arguments in support of Spade. This month, however, I come offering only one mighty argument in favor of QQQ, one as unassailable as his armies and his vehicle.
You should vote for QQQ because his vehicle is a goddamned tank.
Okay, so, one may argue that this is not a conventional tank, but the Rolling Turtle is a modified military satellite, and is, for all intents, a tank. Tell me, what's out there in the world that is more powerful and imposing than a tank? They strike fear into the hearts of enemies, possess guns that can strike through metal and stone with ease, and can bring down all that stands before them in the landscape. So powerful are these mighty weapons that entirely new classes of firearms had to be developed to counter them. Have you ever seen a tank in active combat, much the less a formation of tanks, rolling across the landscape like a gigantic armored turtle intent upon wreaking destruction?
There is no sight more humbling than that of the mighty tank, roaring to life before you. Follow behind QQQ in the unrivaled, unassailable Rolling Turtle, and nothing shall stand in your way.
Are you ready to join me, comrades? For, with the power of a hypersonic tank causing Mach Speed Mayhem, we shall ride to victory!
Together, we ride!
It matters not. It is too late. They are here.
Yes, rolling across the landscape, tearing and crushing everything in their path, are the unassailable armies of QQQ. All who stand in their way shall be torn asunder like a wall of paper.
For last month, I presented you a whole collection of arguments in support of Spade. This month, however, I come offering only one mighty argument in favor of QQQ, one as unassailable as his armies and his vehicle.
You should vote for QQQ because his vehicle is a goddamned tank.
Okay, so, one may argue that this is not a conventional tank, but the Rolling Turtle is a modified military satellite, and is, for all intents, a tank. Tell me, what's out there in the world that is more powerful and imposing than a tank? They strike fear into the hearts of enemies, possess guns that can strike through metal and stone with ease, and can bring down all that stands before them in the landscape. So powerful are these mighty weapons that entirely new classes of firearms had to be developed to counter them. Have you ever seen a tank in active combat, much the less a formation of tanks, rolling across the landscape like a gigantic armored turtle intent upon wreaking destruction?
There is no sight more humbling than that of the mighty tank, roaring to life before you. Follow behind QQQ in the unrivaled, unassailable Rolling Turtle, and nothing shall stand in your way.
Are you ready to join me, comrades? For, with the power of a hypersonic tank causing Mach Speed Mayhem, we shall ride to victory!
Together, we ride!
YoshiFlutterJump
Power Star
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QQQ
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- Roserade
Now hold on just a moment.
Look, I appreciate the sentiment behind voting for QQQ. He is inspiring in his story, and his vehicle is wicked cool. Ultimately, I do not care who is chosen, so long as it is not Digi-Boy.
However...
If you are to continue down this track and join Pitohui's army, you are supporting a traitor, a liar, and a backstabber, in that order. Would you be led astray by his flights of fancy, enacted into a war that never should've began at all? I am not here to fight, but I am here to defend what is right. I loved you like a brother, Pito, but if this is the game you shall play, and if you insist on a fruitless battle being fought, I will have no choice but to retaliate. Do you belong to the side of conflict, or the side of loyalty?
Pick wisely. Your answer may affect the future forever.
Look, I appreciate the sentiment behind voting for QQQ. He is inspiring in his story, and his vehicle is wicked cool. Ultimately, I do not care who is chosen, so long as it is not Digi-Boy.
However...
If you are to continue down this track and join Pitohui's army, you are supporting a traitor, a liar, and a backstabber, in that order. Would you be led astray by his flights of fancy, enacted into a war that never should've began at all? I am not here to fight, but I am here to defend what is right. I loved you like a brother, Pito, but if this is the game you shall play, and if you insist on a fruitless battle being fought, I will have no choice but to retaliate. Do you belong to the side of conflict, or the side of loyalty?
Pick wisely. Your answer may affect the future forever.
Revin
I like wheels.
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chucking in a vote for the bird-themed superhero who last month was mistaken for captain falcon, even though on closer inspection they actually look almost nothing alike
Czario
Rightful ruler of the kingdom of Russia!
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- Luigi 64DD
Well, somebody's gotta do it, so it might as well be me.
Digi-Boy
Digi-Boy
