Mario Party the Top 100 for 3DS

I can't believe the Koopa Kids are fucking dead
 
Mcmadness said:
The last 3 Mario parties have given absolutely zero context for why anything is happening.

I don't care all that much about story for Mario but I at least appreciate a reason for why *bleep* is happening.
Click to expand...
It's especially weird considering they had a decent premise for MP9's Solo Mode.
 
Mcmadness said:
The last 3 Mario parties have given absolutely zero context for why anything is happening.

I don't care all that much about story for Mario but I at least appreciate a reason for why *bleep* is happening.
Click to expand...

Idiots brawl out each other on who is the real superstar.
Idiots attack each other on who gets to build the land of their dreams.
Idiots battle each other for the Millenium Star.
Idiots attend a birthday party that Bowser crashes.
Idiots battle Bowser causing havoc in a Dream Depot run by Star Spirits.
Idiots watch a sun and moon fight each other.
Idiots go on a vacation, Bowser is upset.
Idiots win candy for a year and steal Kirby's weapon, Bowser gets angry.
Idiots get invited to a food party, Bowser shrinks them down.
Idiots get trapped in bubbles and crap due to Bowser.

You know, I do like the earlier stories where each playable character is at each other's throats for their selfish dreams. Most of them are composed of the good guys. I love how Mario Party has been cynically violent from the getgo.
 
i like how Bowser gets angry out of nothing.

No wonder nobody invites him to parties, even Bowser Jr was invited in Island Tour.
 
To his credit, Bowser gave them a fun time in Mario Party DS. Bowser's dealing with a band of masochists after all.
 
tumblr_mheqkagOpf1qihp55o1_250.gif


Got it!!! another day , another game that i mod so i can play as Rosalina and enjoy it 100%.


No game can escape. It's no use.
 
Swiftie strikes again