What would you do if?

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So, instead of that other thread I don't want to talk about, I made that one.

Here, you must propose a situation, asking "What would you do if you were in this situation?" Then the next user will say something like "I would do this." Let me propose one situation now.

What would you do if you were stuck between two treasure chests that if you open one of them, you can't open the other?
 
I would move Link and have him open one, hoping that it's the right one. Why Link? Because that scenario sounds exactly like certain minigames in the Zelda series.

What would you do if you were on the Super Mario Boards and you saw a thread asking you what you would do in a certain situation?
 
I'd answer the newest question, then ask about a new situation.

What would you do if you could add any character to Mario Kart?
 
I'll borrow the ISS if you ever accept that and go rescue her.

What would you do if you were to have big teeth?
 
Probably just shrug it off. Petey Piranha isn't my favorite character, but I don't hate him either.

What would you do if you woke up and Mario and Luigi were standing right next to your bed?
 
Quick! Ask for autographs!

What would you do if You find a timed bomb in your bowl of cereal?
 
If it is small, I will let it explode my back yard. If it is big, I will have someone drive it out of town and hope they can make it back. I am not able to drive myself, even though I am 20 going on 21 in October of this year (2017).

By the way, what would you do if you were 21? (Edit: don't answer if you are 21-31 already.)