ITT: Post Mario bootleg

It's in Mindless Junk tho, so only people that has an account can view it.

Maybe it's to spare the guests!
 
Today we are exploring the dark world of Donkey Kong joke books (emphasis on the plural)

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dramatic reading @ https://drive.google.com/file/d/0B9wPeXq7Cp-qZW9hQkg5SWt2Vmc/view
 
btw I'm five minutes in that audiobook and there's already a sentence very clearly lifted from the wiki's Mario (franchise) page
 
Magikrazy said:
Wow, if LeftyGreenMario were still here, she'd HATE that backstory section.
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Oh yes she will.

Maybe this book will revive her from the dead and post here again. Maybe vanity publishing will have a bright side to it after all!!!
 
Super Mario: Hilarious Super Mario Bros[sic] Jokes

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Glowing reviews

This is a good book I like it a lot. I used one of the jokes from the book my son burst with laughter. It was funny and cool and I learned a lot about Mario. I'm a huge super Mario fan so this made sense to me. I recommended this to all of my super Mario friends.
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Bought for a five year old, who is now telling his own jokes. These, go on and on and on and on, and then I have to laugh at a punch line that has nothing to do with what he's already told me? So, I thought this may 'help'. It is a very good, simple book with easy to read 'funny' jokes ! It may just save a life !
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Got this for my innocent 9 year old son who idolizes Luigi as a basket item from the Easter Bunny. The first part of this book is fine, however the second part is absolutely inappropriate, and quite honestly very distasteful with "jokes" from a much older time period where as a kid in the 80's I felt awkward around older adults who felt it was socially acceptable to be racist and to discriminate. I think every copy of this should be pulled and destroyed and the author should not be permitted to sell materials like this geared towards children or teens, regardless of "free speech" as this is just wrong.
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Alright, that first one is very clearly from a late 2000's Facebook meme, but with the setup changed slightly and a bit of the punchline removed. The second one is stolen from a newspaper comic called The Argyle Sweater.
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