Worst dialogue/writing?

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This has been a public service announcement from Mario's Time Machine.
 
Time Turner psoted a transcript of Mario's Time Machine (semper fi) on the discord. It's pretty good

Mario: What can you tell me to make me smarter?
Plato: Ah, just do what you did! Ask questions! For no question is too foolish to ask, and from small plumbers great questions may arise!
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Mario: Hi. May I come in?
Ashram Hindu: We always welcome strangers in our Ashram. We are a community of Hindus leading a simple religious life. Please enter.
Mario: A simple life? You mean boring?
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Mario is a bit of a jerk in this.
 
Bad dialogue? EVERYTHING THAT COMES OUT MC BALLYHOO'S STUPID MOUTH IN MARIO PARTY 8. He NEVER shuts up, he goes on forever. I no longer opt to hear a few "hints", "tips", "secrets" or "short intros" to anything now, just because of him going on and on and on and on and on and on. He is just ridiculous. And you can't even skip any of it, you've just got to wait for him to shut up. And while playing the other day and missing on a luck based wheel spin, you know what he said? "Well, you blew that opportunity." It's a luck based game, you stupid... thing, I can't choose to blow the opportunity. Once you get that twerp out of the way, the dialogue in the game's alright, and at times amusing, but really, him talking is the reason I play the game so little.
 
I dunno I make fun of MC Ballyhoo's way of talking so I get some enjoyment out of him.
 
Two Words: Sticker Star.

I hope I don't need to elaborate, but ask any Paper Mario fans their thoughts on Sticker Star's writing in comparison to the first three games, and you'll get the idea... Bludgeoned into your skull, but you'll still get the idea.

BBQ Turtle said:
Bad dialogue? EVERYTHING THAT COMES OUT MC BALLYHOO'S STUPID MOUTH IN MARIO PARTY 8. He NEVER shuts up, he goes on forever. I no longer opt to hear a few "hints", "tips", "secrets" or "short intros" to anything now, just because of him going on and on and on and on and on and on. He is just ridiculous. And you can't even skip any of it, you've just got to wait for him to shut up. And while playing the other day and missing on a luck based wheel spin, you know what he said? "Well, you blew that opportunity." It's a luck based game, you stupid... thing, I can't choose to blow the opportunity. Once you get that twerp out of the way, the dialogue in the game's alright, and at times amusing, but really, him talking is the reason I play the game so little.
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I honestly never noticed problems with MC Ballyhoo "talking too much" as a kid, and even now. I guess my patience for a game of Mario Party is through the roof, or I missed something.

EDIT: I rank up to a Cheep Cheep by ruthlessly flaunting my hatred of Sticker Star and showing my appreciation for Mario Party 8, what a time to be alive.
 
"yahoo! *stares*

Toad: He post-it-ulates "the dialogue is PAPER THIN and can fit on a stamp!!!" What did you expect out of someone who's paper, which I am also paper?