Time Turner
You are filled with determination. (R/GD/TT)
Don't mind the lack of a title: this is Star League, an iOS game which has definitely been licensed by Nintendo and has definitely been given the right to use assets from the Super Mario series.
Despite what Peach here is saying, this game definitely said Star League when I downloaded it. Also, I did not name myself Captain SAMA, the name just decided that I would prefer to be called that.
Wait a minute, Mario doesn't talk! I knew something here was fishy!
Truly, Mario is the most well-spoken of heroes. He spent years in college for a liberal arts degree, and he'll make good use of it!
Unfortunately, those years in college has left him completely sheltered from his own family. He can no longer remember his brother's name; even when the text box calls him Luigi, he doesn't recognize it.
Those exclamation points really sell how serious the situation is.
As this is nothing more than screenshots, this is a good opportunity to point out that every piece of dialogue has been accompanied with a voice clip. I bring this up now because Bowser's clip is, word-for-word, "I am the great Wart! Mwahaha!"
Clearly, Wart was actually Bowser all along! All these years, we've been hoping that he made a comeback, and it turns out that he was here this whole time.
Actually, Bowser isn't here. Guess he went to clean his shell or something?
Wait, never mind, Bowser just wanted to make a dramatic appearance after having already made his appearance. Second impressions matter and whatnot.
You know the drill. Even
But not before some gratuitous swearing!
Meta Knight, what are you doing here, silly? Can't you tell that this is a Mario game?
what the hell is this game
