If an intruder came into your home, what would you say, do etc.?

[Splash Warfly]

Me it depends. My mom it depends to.

 

[Lord Bowser]

hey. I see you're new here (welcome btw), but you seem to have accidently put this in the wrong board. general discussion is for subjects related to the wiki or the forum, such as proposals, maintenance, etc. off-subject disscusion is where you want to go for topics like this.

on-topic; I'd probably grab the nearest heavy object and try to defend myself with it

 

[Icemario]

Question them if that's possible, otherwise knock them out, either with the fisticuffs or the assistance of a nearby object capable of causing intense trauma with relative ease. Then I'd call the police or take whatever necessary action to exact justice as it's due.

At least, that's what I'd normally (intend to) do but if it's somehow possible, I'd politely greet them with a handshake, saying "why hello there, care for a cup of tea?"

I would sit them on the couch and persuade them to say yes - if they ask for crumpets though I'll remind them this isn't a charity - and go into the kitchen to fix them a cup. And in the kitchen, I'll call my immediate family. When I come out shortly after, I'll be carrying a knife to ensure I have the upper hand. At that moment, I'll state that this isn't their cup of tea, just as their demeanour here isn't mine. That would be checkmate, and reinforcements would eventually arrive home.

 

[Luigi_Fan]

probably scream and run to the nearest relative for help

 

[Stargazing]

i sometimes keep knives in my room when i'm home alone, to ensure that if someone comes in, i'll have a way to defend myself

 

[Lee Chaolan]

I'd play Tekken.

As long as the person who walks through the door isn't Jack or Eddy, I'm fine.

 

[Anton]

after hiding in a closet, alerting the police thanks to wonderful smartphone technology, and letting them play hide-and-seek for me I'll introduce them to The Butter Knife

 

[MoonAge]

offer them a spotting cup of hot tea and try to sort things out

if he says no then at least I can accidentally spill it on him

 

[Polymorph]

Get something heavy, try to throw it, run to my room, lock the door, and call 911.

 

[Boo Diddly]

^

 

[Nabber]

 

[Occasionally Returns]

Unless this person's got a gun or he's super strong or he's got super good martial arts skills, that person's getting his or her shit beaten out of him or her with a baseball bat. Then I'll call the cops.
Edit: That came out a little harsh.... uhhh, it depends on what kind of intruder this person is