Mario versus FanFiction (lotsa images warning)
- Thread starter Lin Beifong
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I went back to the thread in question and didn't see it. I also didn't see anything about the spider girl who demands an unreasonable amount of money from you.
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- #230
Suits me just fine. Stay out of my way.
Yes, she obviously has. Legs that bend tend to have those.
Anyway, we're finally battling Mimi. And fitting perfectly, the climax of this shitty chapter happens in a bathroom.
These are hearts, but they also kinda look like cherry petals.
Cherry petals are a symbol of death, Mimi. Prepare yourself!
Mimi's main form of attack is dropping rubees on you.
It is hard to tell from still pictures, but the way they animated the rubees coming out, the way she's straining, and their elongated appearance... You know, I don't really want to, but I can't help but feel she's shitting the things at us.
This might just be an unfortunate coincidence, but then again we're also in a bathroom, and the game's certainly shown how fond it is of toilet humor, so...
And then she had us collect it... and there was a whole safe full of it...
Man, what the fuck is wrong with this chapter?
Anyway, be it metaphorical or literal, I have had more than enough of your shit, Mimi!
It's time I give you back some!
Girl, I've been fighting invincible enemies since Paper Mario 1. You never stood a chance.
Well, it looks like the Count's efforts proved disappointing.
You better get used to that, it will become a common occurrence now that I'm after him.
Mimi is now experiencing the sensation of having another character's incessant chattering mess you up.
I have neither sympathy nor pity.
Also, evidence that Merlee's magic is potent enough to overpower Bleck, self-proclaimed chosen of the Dark Prognosticus.
The Ancients could have fixed their own mess. They're only sending me because they're lazy bastards.
I... didn't need the mental image of you naked, Mimi. Maybe one of the devs is into bricks that dress up like little girls. I am not.
Anyway Mimi, I hope you recall my promise of me ripping out your spindly limbs one by one...
...because that's what I'm going to do now!
One by one... limb for limb...
At the end of this day, one of us is gonna need an ambulance!
Let's hope you can afford to pay the hospital bill! Otherwise you might have to take out a loan!
But even if that comes to pass, I'm not too worried. After all...
...I'm sure you'll be able to work it off somehow.
Broken, defeated, and face-down on a dirty bathroom floor... Such is the fate of those who go against Super Mario.
Now grovel back to your boss and show him exactly what's coming for him!
DragonFreak
Everything that drowns me makes me wanna fly!
Hooray~!
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- #232
Yeah, I will have to do a lot of repressing once this is over.
Instead of owning up for their own mistakes and taking care of their own problems, yes, so I have heard already.
Not really, no. It didn't strike me as an engaging read.
Someone I know keeps jerking off to it though, so you could call me reluctantly informed.
No, actually your ancestors wrote the damn thing, and they probably included that passage just to have an excuse to do absolutely nothing.
So the four heroes of light gather to battle the forces of chaos?
...that is, word for word, the plot of Final Fantasy 1...
...
This is Final Fantasy 1!!
Have you no fucking shame??? Why does this game get praised for its writing?
Ich les' und denk nur: Was'n Scheiß!
"Though who they are remains unseen! Please don't look at the title screen!"
Listen: If you don't know how to rhyme, don't do it. Ok?
"A heart of pure for you, hooray!"
Huh, it's yellow.
"It... didn't use to be that way."
Whatever... Not the worst thing to happen to me today.
It's over.
