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Probably Bernie, he seems to be the most reasonable choice. Just anyone but Trump please.
 
Gary Johnson

Say what you will about much of a waste it is, I'd rather vote for him than these democrat or republican clowns.
 
PrinceLarryKoopa88 said:
As a Democrat, I support Sanders (in fact, I'm going to the Portland rally tomorrow).
Ooh, so then you got to see the cute lil' sparrow land on his podium in person, right?
 
Walkazo said:
PrinceLarryKoopa88 said:
As a Democrat, I support Sanders (in fact, I'm going to the Portland rally tomorrow).
Ooh, so then you got to see the cute lil' sparrow land on his podium in person, right?
Yes, I saw the cute bird (are you sure it was a sparrow?)! It was a wonderful rally, I'm glad I chose to go.
 
PrinceLarryKoopa88 said:
Walkazo said:
PrinceLarryKoopa88 said:
As a Democrat, I support Sanders (in fact, I'm going to the Portland rally tomorrow).
Ooh, so then you got to see the cute lil' sparrow land on his podium in person, right?
Yes, I saw the cute bird (are you sure it was a sparrow?)! It was a wonderful rally, I'm glad I chose to go.
Actually, now that I've seen a photo from the side instead of just a blurry video from the back, it's a female House Finch: overall the same colour as a House Sparrow, but the streaks on the breast and the grey beak reveal its true identity.

Glad it was a good rally. As a Canadian, I don't get a say in the election at all, but Bernie seems like a cool dude.
 
Walkazo said:
PrinceLarryKoopa88 said:
Walkazo said:
PrinceLarryKoopa88 said:
As a Democrat, I support Sanders (in fact, I'm going to the Portland rally tomorrow).
Ooh, so then you got to see the cute lil' sparrow land on his podium in person, right?
Yes, I saw the cute bird (are you sure it was a sparrow?)! It was a wonderful rally, I'm glad I chose to go.
Actually, now that I've seen a photo from the side instead of just a blurry video from the back, it's a female House Finch: overall the same colour as a House Sparrow, but the streaks on the breast and the grey beak reveal its true identity.

Glad it was a good rally. As a Canadian, I don't get a say in the election at all, but Bernie seems like a cool dude.

Too bad it wasn't a male House Finch, those birds have very pretty red heads.
 
But red is Republican, right? So it's probably better that it was a neutral brown colour.


Fun fact: in Canada, it's reversed, with our right-wingers being blue, and the center/left party being red.
 
Walkazo said:
But red is Republican, right? So it's probably better that it was a neutral brown colour.


Fun fact: in Canada, it's reversed, with our right-wingers being blue, and the center/left party being red.
Berry Berry Interesting Indeed
 
Hobbes said:
To me, Trump and Sanders are the same populist garbage proposing things that will never be viable.

Relevant: (I was gonna post excerpts but they are all worth reading and they're not that long)
http://www.dailywire.com/news/3280/sanders-and-trump-are-same-totalitarian-candidate-ben-shapiro
http://www.cnbc.com/2016/03/11/trump-sanders-more-alike-than-you-think-commentary.html
http://www.npr.org/2016/02/08/465974199/what-do-sanders-and-trump-have-in-common-more-than-you-think
Actually Sanders proposals are completely viable. Looking at countries that are already using policies that he based his on like Iceland, Norway, or Canada, I can't help but notice they are working really well. The reason they have similar opinions is because Donald Trump secretly has good opinions, he just hides his good opinions behind really bad opinions to help win the republican vote because he knows he can win over hordes of hillbillies by pretending to be an extremist.

Kasich is the only decent republican still in the race but he frankly has no chance of winning.

Cruz is the zodiac killer is a religious extremist who's a threat to human rights and dignity.

Trump is a wildcard basically. He has some really high points like his stance on women's rights and planned parenthood, or his stance on gay marriage (note that he was pro gay marriage back when Clinton wasn't). But he also has some really low points, like misreading a passage about illegal immigration and rape and then aligning his campaign to cover it up, or suggesting not accepting Muslim refugees (note, Cruz suggested not accepting any non-Christian refugees and no one noticed). His statements constantly contradict himself and in interviews years ago Trump was pretty adamant about roasting republicans calling them stupid and easily manipulated, so there is hope that this is just a tactic and he won't actually make good on his bullshit.

Sanders is the only choice who would be elected in a democratic country where Donald Trump didn't have hordes of hillbillies to manipulate and Hillary Clinton didn't have corporations to suck-up to. Essentially he's the only good choice and frankly his very existence is a breath of fresh air for American politics every time he speaks, the man is a model citizen on top of being a politician and you just don't see that anymore. Unfortunately... -

- Clinton exists and she's taking all the votes. I can't understand why she is though, she was partially responsible for the extent of the current wealth gap, she's sexist ("women should vote for me because I'm a woman"), she sabotaged her own campaign for free health care for money and then called out Sanders a few weeks for "not being there to support her campaign" (when in reality he actually was, literally, standing behind her), she made up a fake story about someone trying to assassinate her (remember that FOX reporter who did the same thing and got booed out of existence?), and her opinions flip flop just as much if not more-so than Trumps (she used to be avid homophobe and now she "has always been pro-gay").

TL;DR the choices are:
Kasich -not going to win
Cruz -zodiac killer
Trump -huge risk huge reward
Sanders -best option
Clinton -more of the same corporate bullshit

If Sanders doesn't win the democratic nomination I would vote Trump over Clinton. I'd rather take a risk of Trump doing a bad job but maybe a good job over the guarantee of Clinton doing a sub-par job.