Mario & Luigi: Paper Jam

[Xiahou Dun]

I'm fine with two Bowsers, I guess. I just don't want a X-Naut/Shadow Queen/Fawful/Dimentio/Mimi monster thing unless the game clearly intended that as a joke because that's what it is.

 

[Mcmadness]

Two Bowsers is twice the level of glorious ham.

Spoiler

totally not biased at all

 

[Magikrazy]

I'm fine with two Bowsers, I guess. I just don't want a X-Naut/Shadow Queen/Fawful/Dimentio/Mimi monster thing unless the game clearly intended that as a joke because that's what it is.

I'd like to see a scene where Super Duper Dimentio pops out of the book and declares his intentions to destroy the world.

And then M&L Bowser just crumples him up and throws him away.

 

[Mcmadness]

I'd like to see a scene where Super Duper Dimentio pops out of the book and declares his intentions to destroy the world.

And then M&L Bowser just crumples him up and throws him away.

I'd thoroughly enjoy that.

 

[Xiahou Dun]

I'm fine with two Bowsers, I guess. I just don't want a X-Naut/Shadow Queen/Fawful/Dimentio/Mimi monster thing unless the game clearly intended that as a joke because that's what it is.

I'd like to see a scene where Super Duper Dimentio pops out of the book and declares his intentions to destroy the world.

And then M&L Bowser just crumples him up and throws him away.

That would be amazing, but RPG fan zealots will interpret that as Nintendo actively giving them the middle finger and the piss.

 

[Mcmadness]

I'd say it's appropriate retribution for years of being pushed aside by these one off antagonists.

Plus I think Dimentio is a *bleep* villain so seeing him treated like garbage is only furthering my enjoyment.

 

[Gumball Machine]

I'd say it's appropriate retribution for years of being pushed aside by these one off antagonists.

Not their fault Bowser's a moron. Only reason Bowser hasn't been offed like them is because he has "main character armor".

 

[Mcmadness]

Not their fault Bowser's a moron. Only reason Bowser hasn't been offed like them is because he has "main character armor".

More like the writers would constantly dumb him down. And ignoring plot armor the main reason he's still around is because he's the king of an extremely resilient race of beings.

 

[SolarBlaze]

That would be amazing, but RPG fan zealots will interpret that as Nintendo actively giving them the middle finger and the piss.

That's pretty much what it would be. The fact that the game even exists in the first place is already enough of an insult in and of itself without something like that happening, even if Magikrazy's post was a joke.

 

[Magikrazy]

It was kinda a joke, but I would indeed find a scene like that funny.

Spoiler: long

Another scene I'd like to see is where Dimentio comes out of the book and threatens to destroy the world. But Fawful appears and accuses Dimentio of mocking him. They bicker for a while and Fawful finally shouts, "I HAVE OUTRAGE!" and transforms into Dark Fawful. Dimentio then turns into Super Dimentio (with Mr. L, who appears out of nowhere for the sake of transforming). They then start growing and a new character named Lilly the Fairy or something explains that the Prognosticus of Average Brightness foretold of Fawful and Dimentio growing this tall and fighting. She then goes on to say her father never loved her and her mom died from a Starman overdose. This is never brought up again, but the Prognosticus of Average Brightness foretold that it wouldn't, so it's all good.

Back to Fawful and Dimentio, they're finally at their peak height and dramatic music plays. They then start gingerly slapping each other. Everyone starts losing their fucking minds, especially Bowser, who is peeing his pants and crying for his mommy. The Prognosticus of Average Brightness foretold he would do so. Lilly the Fairy then says, "ONLY TRUE LOVE'S KISS CAN SAVE THE WORLD!" So she makes Fawful and Dimentio kiss. They stop fighting and return to normal. They then fall in love and get married. The Prognosticus of Average Brightness then foretells that they have a kid named Fawfmentio. It also says Fawfmentio will be the antagonist of the next Paper Mario, but that's actually not true because not every fucking prediction is true.

And then Mario says, "also I was here thanks for playing"

 

[Kong Rong]

Mario RPG's are serious business apparently.