post any random Mario thought on your mind

If you ask Mario the only canon is the one he shoots himself out of.
 
I NEED NOT YOUR SECOND N
 
I NEED NOT YOUR PERIOD.
 
Despite the official sources and all, am I the only one who wants to think that Donkey Kong is Donkey Kong is all appearances?
 
Dr. Mario said:
Despite the official sources and all, am I the only one who wants to think that Donkey Kong is Donkey Kong is all appearances?

*meekly raises hand*
 
Donkey Kong is Donkey Kong in all instances except for the Donkey Kong Country games where Cranky is the original Donkey Kong.
 
So I'm still the only one. I think the original Donkey Kong = Donkey Kong. :P
 
I just found out today that history lied to me, and it's not NES Open Tournament Golf that gave Mario the 'Murica outfit, but a far humbler obscure title called Family Computer Golf: U.S. Course.

I feel cheated. :'(

Also guys, should I recreate Pink Donkey Kong Jr.?