For everything Bowser

[Mcmadness]

And by amusing dialogue you mean they turned him into a fucking baby who acts like he just got his favourite toy taken away.

There is nothing good about him in SPM. He's fucking terrible.

 

[Paper Mario]

Really I don't see that he's all that different than he was in TTYD.

 

[Mcmadness]

Of course you don't, but that doesn't surprise me.

 

[Paper Mario]

Are you implying I'm dumb or something?

 

[Mcmadness]

No, just predictable.

 

[G Major Steven Stone]

Are you implying I'm dumb or something?

No, just predictable.

(Referring to YTPS)
Wee-doo!
Wee-doo!
Wee-doo!
Wee-doo!
WEE-DOO!
DAH-DAH-DAH-DADADAH!

 

[Mcmadness]

If Bowser ever locked the front door, do you think he would have won by now?

 

[G Major Steven Stone]

If Bowser ever locked the front door, do you think he would have won by now?

Mario would get the brand-new Lock Mushroom, allowing him to pick locks. Pretty convenient, GET THE HINT?

 

[Random Blue]

if spring mario is a thing, Key Mario can be too.

 

[LeftyGreenMario]

If Bowser ever locked the front door, do you think he would have won by now?

The front door of what?

 

[Ray Trace]

no he'd leave the key out

 

[Magikrazy]

If Bowser ever locked the front door, do you think he would have won by now?

he wouldnt do that

if mario cant get in they cant fight

 

[Gumball Machine]

Mario could just find a warp pipe inside or bribe some of his minions to let him in.

 

[Zae]

If Bowser ever locked the front door, do you think he would have won by now?

no, mario would smash through a window or something

but more then likely bowser isnt bright enough to think of something like that

 

[LeftyGreenMario]

Mario can eat a Mega Mushroom and smash through the wall.

Or Mario can politely knock and Bowser will let him in.

 

[Gumball Machine]

Bowser's idea of "locking the front door" could also be having a minion saying "Please don't come in".

 

[Magikrazy]

or leaving the door wide open

 

[LeftyGreenMario]

Bowser's idea of "locking the front door" could also be having a minion saying "Please don't come in".

You forgot the part where the minion says, "because inside here is Bowser's secret operations".

 

[Magikrazy]

by secret operations he means he has the princess

come try and get her

 

[Mcmadness]

If Bowser ever locked the front door, do you think he would have won by now?

no, mario would smash through a window or something

but more then likely bowser isnt bright enough to think of something like that

Much as I hate to reference it but according to SPM apparently its his minions that forget to lock the door, something that frustrates him.

 

[Random Blue]

SM3DW seems to show that locks can be bypassed by Green Stars anyway.

 

[Zae]

If Bowser ever locked the front door, do you think he would have won by now?

no, mario would smash through a window or something

but more then likely bowser isnt bright enough to think of something like that

Much as I hate to reference it but according to SPM apparently its his minions that forget to lock the door, something that frustrates him.

yeah but that doesnt apply to main games as the rpgs and the rest of spin-offs are non-canon, so uh.....

 

[Mcmadness]

Well its not like Bowser's the one standing at the front gate to leave it open so his minions being responsible isn't much of a stretch.

 

[LeftyGreenMario]

SM3DW seems to show that locks can be bypassed by Green Stars anyway.

Or incompetent yellow rabbits. Or just normal Power Stars in that matter.

 

[Mcmadness]

SM3DW seems to show that locks can be bypassed by Green Stars anyway.

Or incompetent yellow rabbits. Or just normal Power Stars in that matter.

Or in Super Mario World somebody just opens the gate for Mario.