The Super Shroomy Stories (SERIES REBOOT)

Paper Iggy Koopa · Dec 4, 2015

Re: The Super Shroomy Stories (Now with a Co-Author!)

Somewhere deep in a mystical land was a place called the Unknown, where forgotten stories are revealed to all who enter-*Flash*-Wha?-HEY!, Im trying to narrate a story here!, Thats really rude to interrupt someone like that!

Luigi & Goombella: *Rolls down hill*

While these 2 strangers are rolling down the hill and are in pain, we encounter Wirt, Beatrice, and Gregory walking deep into the Un-*Bushes Rustle* why cant i just narrate a story here!?

Wirt: Uhh...Who are you?

Luigi: Who are you?

Grego: Were Burglars!

Beatrice: Gregory!

Grego: And were here to Burgle your Turfs!

Beatrice: ugh*Facepalm*

Luigi: Is that Bluebird supposed to talk?

Goombella: Did rolling down the hill make up see things?

Wirt: I was at a Halloween party!, that explains why im dressed like a Gnome!

Grego: I was there too!

Wirt: ...and you ruined everything

Grego: Hey, whats with the frown?

Bullfrog: Gwar

Grego: Whats that Mr. Greenie?

Bullfrog: Gwar

Grego: You dont like the tubby italian?

Luigi: Hey!

Wirt: Just ignore Grego, he likes that Bullfrog as if it were his mother

Grego: *Shakes Bullfrog and theres a Bell Chime Noise* The ringing of the bell commands you to-

Beatrice: Greg, they arent Auntie Whispers Niece

Grego: But what if we made them our slaves and told them to get us Prunes?

All: *Laughs*

Dark figure is looking at Luigi and Co.*

Beast: So, If i capture a certain person, you can get me Wirt and Gregory?

King Boo: Well yes, *Tips Top Hat* Im very great in negotiation and deceptionSo it is?

Beast: Until the End of time

King Boo: Just capture her

Beast: *Shakes hands with King Boo* Deal

In an Abandoned Theater
Iggy: *Boards up Window* I hope this will ho-No...No

I know you well

Iggy: Shut up...You dont

Look for it...the machine

Iggy: What is that machine?

Porygon-Z: Whats this machine?...Hmm*Removes tarp and reveals strange machine* Whats this?

Iggy: *Finds Tape and puts it in Tape Port*

*Tape plays on screen*

*Video shows Boogly using the machine and opening a portal and Dry Bones comes out*

Boogly: The Boo dimension!, the gate between worlds has opened!

Iggy: Holy crap

*Dry Bones are removing boards from the window and a Dry Bones horde is approaching the theater*

Iggy: Barricade the windows!

Porygon-Z: *Barricades windows with Seats and Boxes* Whats this?

Iggy: *Drinks Soda from Machine Porygon-Z discovers*

Iggy: Holy*Builds weapon with parts from Soda Machine* The Bottle Launcher*Uses Flamethrower shaped machine that has a Glass Bottle as a launcher*

Iggy: *Uses Machine and it melts dry bones with acidic soda*

Porygon-Z: *Uses Shotgun*

*Dry Bones start entering*

Iggy: To the Theater Box!

Both: *Runs up stairs and enters box*

Porygon-Z: *Uses Tri-Attack on machine*

*Machine is charging and Dry Bones broke into the box and the theater is full*

Porygon-Z: JUMP! *Jumps along with Iggy and falls into Portal*

In The Unknown

*Thunderstorm*

Luigi: We...need...to...find-

*Wirt and Goombella roll down hill*

Wirt: Goombella?

Goombella: Wir-

Woodsman: HERE YE BE!, FEAR THE BEAST!

Wirt: The Woodsman!, Run!

Both: *Runs from the Woodsman*

Woodsman: FEAR THE BEAST!

Somewhere

Goombella: The rain

Wirt: And all this snow

Goombella: Wait...whats that?

Wirt: *Finds Baby Yoshi coiled by Red Oak branches* Oh no...He claimed

Goombella: Release him!, I know him...hes only 2

Wirt: *Tries to break branches*

Beast: TOO LATE! *Coils Wirt in branches*

*Fireballs get launched and it turns out to be Luigi, Beatrice, and Goombella*

Wirt: Thanks

Beast: Heh heh

Bwahahaha...MWAHAHAHA

King Boo: Look who it is?

King Boo: *Captures Grego & Beatrice and flies away*

Beast: *Goes away*

To be continued

Bowser: This dog can barely do anything!
Roy: Cmon King Dad, Iggys Pet Chomp makes a great footstool
Iggy: Dad, be nice
Bowser: Then whip up a machine that makes him smart or something!

Paper Iggy Koopa · Dec 5, 2015

Re: The Super Shroomy Stories (Now with a Co-Author!)

Man In Green Pt. 3 is delayed to next week.

After being frustrated due to Chompy being called a stupid dog, Iggy sets out to prove he is not some ordinary dig and gives him a gift...a gift like no other...but it leads to something terrible

Chompy: Pant pant pant

Bowser: *Looks up from newspaper* Roll over?

Chompy: Pant pant pant

Bowser: Sit?

Chompy: Pant pant pant

Bowser: Kill yourself?

Chompy: Pant pant pant

Bowser: You want to go pee?

Chompy: Pant pant pant

Bowser: Youuuu. Waaaant. Tooooo. Gooooo. Peeee?.

Chompy: *Pees on carpet*

Bowser: Are you serious!? *Hits Chompy with newspaper* Bad dog!

Chompy: *Whimper*

Clawdia: Bowser, hes just a dog

Roy: Your name is Bowser?, dat sounds stupid!. Luckily i have a name dats not stu-

Bowser: ROY!

Roy: Uhh..I...Okay...Mom, but he makes a great footstool! *Uses Chompy as footstool*

Iggy: *Walks in* Chompy!

Chompy: *Runs up to Iggy and licks him*

Roy: Cmon!, give me back my footstool nerd!

Iggy: *Points Scepter at Roy*

Bowser: Thats my boy

Clawdia: Bowser!

Roy: Yeah Bowser!

Clawdia: Roy!

Roy: *Grumbles*

Clawdia: This gives both of you no excuse to-

Bowser: Zzz.zzz...zzzz.Thanks for the free sedation Clawdia

Roy: Yeah, Clawdi-

Ludwig: *Hits Roy with book* Be quiet!, Im trying to study zere!

Roy: Ner-

Ludwig: *Points scepter*

Bowser: Iggy, i shouldve got that dumb dog euthanized a long time ago. You act like if its your own son or something, like that dumb robot of yours!.

A.M.Y: I heard that!

Bowser: Iggy, if you can whip up a gadget or doodad that makes your dog smart for once, ill let you keep him!

Iggy: *Leaves*

2 Hours Laytor

TV: Last time...On The Walking Mushroom

Roy: What!?, Lakitu fell of the bridge!?, What will happen to Wiggler and his group?!

Clawdia: The only thing Luigis group is doing is staying at that mall with only a couple of snipers and guns as defense!

*TV turns off*

Roy: Cmon!, i waited so long for Episode 3!

Iggy: *Reveals mechanical helmet*

Bowser: What are you gonna do?, control the dog

Iggy: Grr*Straps helmet onto Chompy* Its the Chain Chompulator Enhancer 500

Helmet: Activated, Now enhancing to 20% Intelligence

Iggy: Chompy, roll over

Chompy: *Rolls over*

Bowser: Take a selfie

Chompy: *Leaves and comes back with phone in mouth and takes a selfie*

Clawdia: Use the Bathroom

Chompy: *Leaves and a comes back a few seconds later after a toilet flush*

Bowser: Wow!

Roy: Dats so amazing!

Iggy: Now if you excuse me, ill get back to working! *Adjusts glasses and Leaves*

Bowser: Be my footstool! *Uses Chompy as footstool*

Roy: Hey!, Dats my job!

Laytor

Chompy: Oo Uuunddeerrss Maaaa

Wendy: Hes trying to talk!

Morton: Cant i at least watch Mushroom Horror Story in peace?

Chompy: Joooo Shuuuu Uuuup

Roy: Did he say Yo Shot Up?

Chompy: *Leaves*

In the Kitchen

Chompy: *Looks in Mirror and opens up small port in helmet* I need 5 energy cells for 100% Intelligence, but where can i find energy cells?...aha!

In Iggys Lab

Iggy: *Is sleeping and is surrounded by paperwork and blueprints*

Chompy: *Enters in secret passcode in dialpad behind painting*

*Secret Compartment in wall with highly secure box opens up*

Chomp: Energy Cells, so powerful that it can create weapons of mass destructionheh heh heh heh... BARK! Crap, gotta work on my language

The Next Day

TV: Up next Shroom Toon NetworkOver The Mushroom Wall

Wendy: I hate this show

Chompy: *Walks in and now has a Metal Collar and a Grappling Claw on his back* Do you understand me?, i made this collar that can make you understand what i say

Wendy: Turn off the TV!, i have a new form of entertainment

Chompy: *Uses grappling claw to turn on TV*

Wendy: Thats so cute!

TV: Today on Mushroom Planet, the wild chain chomp It used to be a ravenous beast, but with proper care, its a lovable creature.

Chompy: *Scowls*

At Night

Roy: Zz...zzz.zzz...Barbells...

*Thunder Strikes*

Roy: GAH!, aw gosh dangit!. Another stupid lightning bolt

*Shaking*

Roy: Is it Morton snoring again!?

*Chompy comes in through the roof in a mechanical suit*

Roy: Choma-Er-Chomper-Er-CHOMPY!

Chompy: *Collar glows every time Chompy talks* I know the secret on what happened 6 years ago Roy

Roy: What?, that i use toothpaste as acne cream?

Chompy: Idiot *Flies away*

In Bowsers Room

Bowser: Clawdia, Clawdia, Clawdia

Clawdia: *Wakes up* Bowser...how long have youve been saying my na-

Chompy: *Comes through roof* Where is my mother Koopa?

Clawdia: Me?

Bowser: What do you know, mutt!

Chompy: Dont play games with me Bowser, i know everything about you

Bowser: Prove it!

Chompy: *Suit shoots picture of Bowser* Your name is Bowser Kuppenheimer Koopa, youre a total of 36 years old and you were born in Shroomugust 25, 1979...now dont let your pictures fate end up like you...SPEAK UP

Bowser: Uhh...nothing

Chompy: Oh, so if you were to get you oldest son a dog for their birthday, would you separate it from its mother?

Bowser: you were for adoption!

Chompy: I forgot to return the favor, i have plans for you

Laytor

*Koopalings are in cage*

Bowser: *Is tied to pole in Dog leash* This is mutiny!

Chompy: Perhaps i should fix it by giving you raw dog food

Bowser: Uh...nvm?

*Portal opens*

Iggy: *Comes out Portal* Man, i miss Dimension 52

A.M.Y: Welcome to my world

Chompy: *Grabs A.M.Y with Grappling claw*

A.M.Y: What the-What do you want from me!?

Chompy: A.M.Y, remember those times whenever you stepped in my poop you would kick me?...id like to show you how its like*Kicks A.M.Y across the room and she goes through a wall* Wasnt that so much fun

Roy: Nerd!, explain on what the hell is going on here!

Iggy: Well, maybe Chompy discovered the Energy Cell port and used my stored Energy Cells and manage to become sentient and may take over the world and im gonna bail *Runs but gets grabbed by Grappling Claw*

Chompy: Master, i always thought of you as a father. So im not gonna keep you in a cage...however *Walks up to hole in wall* Where did she go?

???: Stay. Right. There.

Chompy: *Turns back*

A.M.Y: *Is bruised and is pointing a arm gun at Chompy* This ends now!

6 Hours Laytor

A.M.Y: *Tied up* Worst monday ever

Chompy: Now i am on the path onto world domination with my Super intelligent Chain Chomp army

Wendy: You only have 15 Chain Chomps

Chompy: But i can get more

Chompy: Master...Lets do it together, Chomp and Owner *Points Flamethrower to A.M.Y* I can get rid of the thing that has been preventing us from being together

A.M.Y: DONT LET HIM DO THIS!

Iggy: *Scowls* To hell with this*Tackles Chompys Mech Suit and then points Ray Gun* Dont make me do this

Chompy: BARK! *Shoots Rockets*

Roy: Too bad im in this cage, i could eat Popcorn!

Morton: Allow me! *Reaches into pockets and takes out bags of Popcorn*

Wendy: Yay!

Lemmy: Where can i use the bathroom?

Bowser: Clawdia...Did you cut your nails before we went to sleep?

Clawdia: No

Bowser: Cut the rope, we can escape

Clawdia: *Cuts rope with claw*

Bowser: Now time to finish this once and for all!

Chompy: *Uses Taser on Bowser and Clawdia*

Iggy: No...Some dog you turned out to be, you care about domination...THEN YOU CAN HAVE IT! *Shoots Ray Gun*

Chompy: *Deflects Ray Gun*

Iggy: Oh no

*KABOOOOOM!*

Sometime Laytor

*Iggy is in hospital bed*

Chompy: Why did i do this?, id rather be some dumb dog than nearly kill the person who cared about me..

Dr. Toadley: Sir, your bill will bankrupt your kingdom

Chompy: I dont care

Dr. Toadley: But why did you care about him anyway?

Chompy: Well...well

Chompy: *Wakes up* Bark? *Enters Mechsuit*

Laytor

Chompy: So i was knocked out during the explosion and all of you got away?

Bowser: Thats what happened!

Chompy: Iggy...im sorry for trying to dominate you...i just wanted to spend more time with youto apologize *Removes helmet and gets out of mechsuit*

Chompy: Bark!

Iggy: Id prefer you being the average dog that walks on 4s and barks...but hey, at least the helmet let you stay smart!

Lemmy: I wanna be smart! *Puts on helmet but head gets stuck in it*

The End

NEXandGBX · Dec 5, 2015

Re: The Super Shroomy Stories (Now with a Co-Author!)

Magikrazy said:
Hosnowka Kosaka said:

Co-writers, eh? Seems interesting, but personally I'm going to keep my status as an every-once-in-a-while guest writer.

Click to expand...

Same. I could never stick to a fanfic schedule lol.

Speaking of which, when are you going to continue that Shy Guy story you started?

eventuallallallallallallallally

Paper Iggy Koopa · Dec 7, 2015

Re: The Super Shroomy Stories (Now with a Co-Author!)

After accidentally getting locked in Bowsers Castle after a minor accident, Baby Yoshi must find a way to get out and get back home!

Luigi: *Enters Laundromat holding a laundry basket while wearing a Tanooki Suit with Baby Yoshi*

Baby Yoshi: Why are you wearing that Tanooki Suit?

Luigi: Because this is the only Good clothing i have besides my Baby trousers

Baby Yoshi: Ill just be...at the arcade section *Walks away*

Luigi: *Fills in washing machine* I hate today

Kamek: *Is wearing Peachs Dress and is filling in washing machine*

Luigi: Uhh

Kamek: Bowser is a bit of a..err...Peach stalker

Luigi: Okay...so...uh...hows the weather?

Kamek: Im actually surprised were not trying to kill each other!

Luigi: Now whats up with the Koopalings having clothes?, they dont even wear any!

Kamek: Just...I wish i can retire but Bowser cant last one hour without me!

Laytor

Kamek: *Dumps Dry and Hot clothes in basket*

Baby Yoshi: *Trips and falls into basket* Wow, this is warm...oh no, Kamek! *Digs into basket* Hell be mad as heck if he found out i was in here!

Kamek: *Dumps more clothes*

Baby Yoshi: This is so...zzz.zzzz...zzz

Laytor

Baby Yoshi: Ugh...where am i?...*Gets out of Laundry basket* Wait...Scary Machines?, Potions?!, GAH!, and copies of lame math books!?, i know what this place is...Its some fantasy of mine!

*Iggy walks in holding a pig*

Baby Yoshi: Gah! *Hides inside crate*

Iggy: Today is your big day little fella *Puts on Lab Coat, Gloves and adjusts glasses* Maybe this wont fail miserably!

Iggy: *Ties pig and grabs saw* Heh heh

Baby Yoshi: Oh my-holy

*There is Pig squealing, sawing noises, and red stuff splattering all over the place*

Iggy: Done! *Holds Tomato that is sliced in half* Now *Fills it with serum and feeds it to pig*

Baby Yoshi: It isnt that-*Pig explodes* Hes insane!

Iggy: Heh heh heh heh...Bahahaha...BWAHAHAHAHAHAHA!. Boy, now that was so good!

Baby Yoshi: Oh dad...when will he come

Meanwhile

Luigi: Mario, wheres Baby Yoshi?

Mario: Uhh...i-umm

-----

Baby Yoshi: *Peeks* Finally! *Jumps out of Crate but hides in back of Bookcase full of potions* Again?...

Iggy: Hmm...What should i do?

Baby Yoshi: *Notices Beaker* aha! *Rolls beaker toward Iggy*

Iggy: *Grabs Beaker* I gotta start organizing these...hmmmeh *Throws it back and it goes out window*

SPRINK!

Morton: Gah!, *Censor Bleep*

Iggy: Heh heh

Laytor

Iggy: And a little bit of this and that *Pours serum into pot* Ovenless Brownies!

Baby Yoshi: *Stomach rumbles*

Iggy: *Enters Closet*

Baby Yoshi: Errr*Grabs Brownie and hides*

Iggy: I love Yoshi Egg and Shroomlettuce Flavor

Baby Yoshi: HMPH *Spits out Brownie*

A.M.Y: *Enters* I got more pigs, now how was this attempt?

Iggy: Just cleaning up Pig organs, some got in the brownies which made it taste BETTER

A.M.Y: Wait...i sense something...i sense him

Baby Yoshi: oh no

Iggy: King Boo?

A.M.Y: Wait just a moment*Moves Bookcase in Baby Yoshi is behind but he is gone* Hm...faulty radar

Baby Yoshi: *Is hiding behind Old machine*

Iggy: Wait just a moment *Approaches Old Machine* AHA!

Baby Yoshi: you found me

Iggy: I remember this *Holds small box*

Night

Baby Yoshi: *Leaves Lab*

Iggy: *Finds Baby Yoshi and is all sleepy and has no glasses* Huh?...Hey Wendy *Walks away*

Baby Yoshi: Heh heh *Hears Luigi* Yes!

In Iggys Lab

Mario: Tell us where he it Iggy!

Luigi: TELL ME!

Iggy: Who!?

Luigi: You know where Baby Yoshi is!

Iggy: Luigi, did you eat too much Mushrooms?

Baby Yoshi: *Comes in* Dad!

Luigi: Baby Yoshi!

Baby Yoshi: *Gets Grabbed by A.M.Y and is having Arm Gun pointing at him*

A.M.Y: Let him go Luigi

Luigi: What do you want from him!?

A.M.Y: I waited so long to get revenge on him!, now today is the day...come on step closer and ill shoot!

Luigi: YOU WOULDNT!

Iggy: *Points Ray Gun at Mario* Make a choice Luigi, the little one...or your brother...heh heh

Luigi: Ermmm

Baby Yoshi: *Bites A.M.Y*

A.M.Y: WHY YOU LITTLE! *Shoots but Misses*

Mario: *Grabs Iggys Ray Gun and breaks it*

Iggy: *Waves scepter at Baby Yoshi*

Baby Yoshi: *Punches A.M.Y unconscious*

Mario: *Defeats Iggy*

The End

Natalie J. · Dec 8, 2015

Re: The Super Shroomy Stories (Now with a Co-Author!)

whoopdeedoo I'm here

Mario: Luigi, I'm going to an important job thing.

Luigi: 'K!

*pause*

Luigi: Oh! Toad wanted you to have this.

Mario: An earpiece?

Luigi: Yup.

Mario: OK...

Toad: Hi!

Mario: *shocked* What are you doing, Toad?

Toad: I'm helping you make this big deal you told me about the other day.

Mario: Alright then...

Later, at the meeting...

Consumer: So you have this copyright to Super Bells, and I'd like to buy into it.

Mario: I'll let you have half of the rights for...

Toad: Don't inflate!

Mario: *under his breath* What?

Consumer: Pardon me?

Mario: Sorry, I'll give you half of the copyright for five hundred thou-

Toad: Too much!

Mario: Excuse me for a minute.

*in the hall, away from the consumer*

Mario: Would you please not interject when I'm trying to make an important deal.

Toad: I'm only trying to help!

Mario: Yeah, it doesn't seem like it. Ok, as I was saying, 250,000 coins for half of those rights.

Toad: Too mu-

Mario: Toad!

Consumer: How about 100,000?

Mario: 225,000.

Consumer: 175,000.

Mario: Deal!

Toad: Not eno-

Mario: Would you please be quiet, Toad.

Toad: Fine!

Mario: Ugh, that Toad is always trying to shove his "legal advice" down my throat.

Consumer: Uhhh...OK...

*back at the Bros. house*

Mario: I made a deal!

Luigi: Great!

Toad: Without my legal advice!

Mario and Luigi: *simultaneously* Toad!

Paper Iggy Koopa · Dec 8, 2015

Re: The Super Shroomy Stories (Now with a Co-Author!)

Cat Gray said:
whoopdeedoo I'm here

Mario: Luigi, I'm going to an important job thing.

Luigi: 'K!

*pause*

Luigi: Oh! Toad wanted you to have this.

Mario: An earpiece?

Luigi: Yup.

Mario: OK...

Toad: Hi!

Mario: *shocked* What are you doing, Toad?

Toad: I'm helping you make this big deal you told me about the other day.

Mario: Alright then...

Later, at the meeting...

Consumer: So you have this copyright to Super Bells, and I'd like to buy into it.

Mario: I'll let you have half of the rights for...

Toad: Don't inflate!

Mario: *under his breath* What?

Consumer: Pardon me?

Mario: Sorry, I'll give you half of the copyright for five hundred thou-

Toad: Too much!

Mario: Excuse me for a minute.

*in the hall, away from the consumer*

Mario: Would you please not interject when I'm trying to make an important deal.

Toad: I'm only trying to help!

Mario: Yeah, it doesn't seem like it. Ok, as I was saying, 250,000 coins for half of those rights.

Toad: Too mu-

Mario: Toad!

Consumer: How about 100,000?

Mario: 225,000.

Consumer: 175,000.

Mario: Deal!

Toad: Not eno-

Mario: Would you please be quiet, Toad.

Toad: Fine!

Mario: Ugh, that Toad is always trying to shove his "legal advice" down my throat.

Consumer: Uhhh...OK...

*back at the Bros. house*

Mario: I made a deal!

Luigi: Great!

Toad: Without my legal advice!

Mario and Luigi: *simultaneously* Toad!

It was short and sweet!

~~would 50 grams of dirt be a good payment?~~

About a year ago, i wrote a mini-series called The Walking Mushroom, it was the most popular series of it's time, until being beat by Mushroom WORLDS.

It lasted 12 episodes but it got very high ratings, ratings i thought i would never see. Sometimes i would look back and go like "Ugh!, why didn't i add that!?". To be honest, i'm considering on remaking the series, with the same set of characters and probably some new ones, and getting rid of the old canon and "restart"...like in ACNL.

I made a schedule that one episode will come every 2 weeks, but i need your guy's opinions on this major change to the series.

Natalie J. · Dec 8, 2015

Re: The Super Shroomy Stories (Now with a Co-Author!)

nah I'd like 50 coins

or 500000

DeadAccountPleaseIgnore · Dec 8, 2015

Re: The Super Shroomy Stories (Now with a Co-Author!)

Porygon-Z said:
Cat Gray said:

whoopdeedoo I'm here

Mario: Luigi, I'm going to an important job thing.

Luigi: 'K!

*pause*

Luigi: Oh! Toad wanted you to have this.

Mario: An earpiece?

Luigi: Yup.

Mario: OK...

Toad: Hi!

Mario: *shocked* What are you doing, Toad?

Toad: I'm helping you make this big deal you told me about the other day.

Mario: Alright then...

Later, at the meeting...

Consumer: So you have this copyright to Super Bells, and I'd like to buy into it.

Mario: I'll let you have half of the rights for...

Toad: Don't inflate!

Mario: *under his breath* What?

Consumer: Pardon me?

Mario: Sorry, I'll give you half of the copyright for five hundred thou-

Toad: Too much!

Mario: Excuse me for a minute.

*in the hall, away from the consumer*

Mario: Would you please not interject when I'm trying to make an important deal.

Toad: I'm only trying to help!

Mario: Yeah, it doesn't seem like it. Ok, as I was saying, 250,000 coins for half of those rights.

Toad: Too mu-

Mario: Toad!

Consumer: How about 100,000?

Mario: 225,000.

Consumer: 175,000.

Mario: Deal!

Toad: Not eno-

Mario: Would you please be quiet, Toad.

Toad: Fine!

Mario: Ugh, that Toad is always trying to shove his "legal advice" down my throat.

Consumer: Uhhh...OK...

*back at the Bros. house*

Mario: I made a deal!

Luigi: Great!

Toad: Without my legal advice!

Mario and Luigi: *simultaneously* Toad!

Click to expand...

It was short and sweet!

~~would 50 grams of dirt be a good payment?~~

About a year ago, i wrote a mini-series called The Walking Mushroom, it was the most popular series of it's time, until being beat by Mushroom WORLDS.

It lasted 12 episodes but it got very high ratings, ratings i thought i would never see. Sometimes i would look back and go like "Ugh!, why didn't i add that!?". To be honest, i'm considering on remaking the series, with the same set of characters and probably some new ones, and getting rid of the old canon and "restart"...like in ACNL.

I made a schedule that one episode will come every 2 weeks, but i need your guy's opinions on this major change to the series.

I would really like the reboot! I was wondering what happened to it
In short, Yes, I want the reboot

Paper Iggy Koopa · Dec 8, 2015

Re: The Super Shroomy Stories (Now with a Co-Author!)

Space Core said:
Porygon-Z said:

Cat Gray said:

whoopdeedoo I'm here

Mario: Luigi, I'm going to an important job thing.

Luigi: 'K!

*pause*

Luigi: Oh! Toad wanted you to have this.

Mario: An earpiece?

Luigi: Yup.

Mario: OK...

Toad: Hi!

Mario: *shocked* What are you doing, Toad?

Toad: I'm helping you make this big deal you told me about the other day.

Mario: Alright then...

Later, at the meeting...

Consumer: So you have this copyright to Super Bells, and I'd like to buy into it.

Mario: I'll let you have half of the rights for...

Toad: Don't inflate!

Mario: *under his breath* What?

Consumer: Pardon me?

Mario: Sorry, I'll give you half of the copyright for five hundred thou-

Toad: Too much!

Mario: Excuse me for a minute.

*in the hall, away from the consumer*

Mario: Would you please not interject when I'm trying to make an important deal.

Toad: I'm only trying to help!

Mario: Yeah, it doesn't seem like it. Ok, as I was saying, 250,000 coins for half of those rights.

Toad: Too mu-

Mario: Toad!

Consumer: How about 100,000?

Mario: 225,000.

Consumer: 175,000.

Mario: Deal!

Toad: Not eno-

Mario: Would you please be quiet, Toad.

Toad: Fine!

Mario: Ugh, that Toad is always trying to shove his "legal advice" down my throat.

Consumer: Uhhh...OK...

*back at the Bros. house*

Mario: I made a deal!

Luigi: Great!

Toad: Without my legal advice!

Mario and Luigi: *simultaneously* Toad!

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It was short and sweet!

~~would 50 grams of dirt be a good payment?~~

About a year ago, i wrote a mini-series called The Walking Mushroom, it was the most popular series of it's time, until being beat by Mushroom WORLDS.

It lasted 12 episodes but it got very high ratings, ratings i thought i would never see. Sometimes i would look back and go like "Ugh!, why didn't i add that!?". To be honest, i'm considering on remaking the series, with the same set of characters and probably some new ones, and getting rid of the old canon and "restart"...like in ACNL.

I made a schedule that one episode will come every 2 weeks, but i need your guy's opinions on this major change to the series.

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I would really like the reboot! I was wondering what happened to it
In short, Yes, I want the reboot

Well, it got cancelled, but if it wins, Ep. 1 of the reboot will be on saturday.

Also, i won't write tommorow due to theatrical reasons.

Paper Iggy Koopa · Dec 11, 2015

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Guys, the series will be put on hiatus from December 16 to January 2, 2016 due to christmas break. Today's episode of Mushroom WORLDS is delayed until 2016 and i will occasionally post episodes of TWM.

Merry christmas!.

Natalie J. · Dec 11, 2015

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I can write if you want

it'd only be a few days a week but something is better than nothing

Paper Iggy Koopa · Dec 11, 2015

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Cat Gray said:
I can write if you want

it'd only be a few days a week but something is better than nothing

You know what?, No hiatus

Natalie J. · Dec 11, 2015

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does that mean you'll write too or just me

Paper Iggy Koopa · Dec 11, 2015

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Cat Gray said:
does that mean you'll write too or just me

Both of us, but why didn't you post a fic on thursday.

Natalie J. · Dec 11, 2015

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because I was busier than I usually am on a Thursday and when I was on it slipped my mind

Paper Iggy Koopa · Dec 11, 2015

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Cat Gray said:
because I was busier than I usually am on a Thursday and when I was on it slipped my mind

Ok then.

Also, episode 1 of TWM will be tommorow.

Paper Iggy Koopa · Dec 12, 2015

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Mushroom WORLDS will be put om hiatus until January 2016 along with Man In Green due to being busy on fridays and TWM. Also this Wensday and Friday will have no fanfics due to final exams.

Authors Note said:
TWM used to be the most popular mini-series until the premiere of Mushroom WORLDS.

Im a big zombie fan, especially after watching the Walking Dead. I always wanted to make a series like this and turns out i was successful for making a zombie fic...anyways, onto Part 1!

Toad 1: This way! *Is running from zombies with 2 other Toads*

Toad 2: *Shoots zombies* Man i hate these zombies!

Toad 3: To the elevator *Press button but gets eaten*

*Toad 1 & 2 get overwhelmed by zombies*

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The Walking Mushroom

Episode 1: A New Beginning

*Inside a classroom in a university theres a professor teaching a class*

Mr. Lee Brownfield: Now can anyone tell me which year was Mushroom Kingdom University founded?

*Koopa raises hand*

Lee: You!

Koopa: The exact year and date or just the date MKU was founded in?

Lee: Woah, touchy subject *Adjusts tie and glasses*

P.A System: Would all teachers please report to the office?

Lee: Chris, youre in charge *Leaves*

*As Lee leaves all the students throw a party*

In a office

Principal: Okay teachers...i have some news to tell*Turns on tablet and shows video* Last night there was a large line of cars trying to enter Mushroom City...and...god*Video shows a Toad behaving in a zombie-like manner and dies in 13 shots*

Teacher 1: What about the students?

Principal: MKU is cancelled for today

Lee: *Leaves and phone rings* Hello?

Phone: Dad!

Lee: Whats wrong Amanda?

Amanda: Well...can i order a pizza?

Lee: Im coming back, so when i get back

Amanda: Youre coming?, is it a snow day?

Lee: *Chuckles* No, its private

Amanda: Like what mommy used to say...i miss her

Lee: Shes in a better place no-

*Screaming and struggling noises*

Amanda: Daddy?, what was that!?

Lee: *Looks back and hears struggling noises* wait*Approaches door and sees Teacher fighting a zombie* God...I gotta go! *Hangs up and enters room*

Teacher: Help!, Bob stop!

Lee: *Takes out gun and shoots zombie*

Teacher: *Grabs chair and kills zombie*

Lee: Are you okay?

Principal: Okay, whats going-HOLY CRAP!...

P.A: Due to private reasons, school will be cancelled today

----

Luigi: *Is in car with Baby Yoshi, Mario, and Wiggler*

Baby Yoshi: How far are we to Mushroom City?

Luigi: Not too far

Mario: Maybe we can listen to some news *Tunes radio*

Radio: Good Morning Mushroom Kingdom!, hope you got your Shroom Flu Shot, theres a report of a virus in 5 different area-*Mario tunes radio* What does the ox say?!

Wiggler: Moo-moo-moo-moo-moo-ma-moo!

Luigi: Ugh, i hate this song!

In a Hospital in Mushroom City

*Goombella is lying down in hospital bed*

Luigi: Happy birthday to you!

Baby Yoshi: Youre...uhhh...35 years old!

Goombella: *Is in hospital bed* thanks guys

Wiggler: So hows your sickness doing

Goombella: Doctors say i should be up and running in a few hours i guess

Mario: Good

Doctor: Scuse me but can you leave for now?, we got a bit of a...situation

*Mario, Luigi, Wiggler, and Baby Yoshi leave*

Doctor: *Walks up to second patient and closes curtain*

Doctor: Stay still...hey...HEY!

Goombella: Uhh*Gets up and leaves*

*Goombella is walking through hospital and sees doctors and nurses rushing into room*

In The Parking Lot

Goombella: *Is approaching car while putting on suit and tie*

Luigi: Goombella?

Goombella: Start the car

Luigi: Wh-

Goombella: Just start the car! *Enters Car*

Luigi: *Drives Car away from hospital*

*Police cars start approaching hospital*

Radio: Uh, we just received reports of rioting in Mushroom City...Officials are ordering people to stay in the cities for safe-*Static*

Goombella: Dont listen to that

Mario: Why?

Goombella: We have to get out

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*Riots are on the sidewalk*

Goombella: Take a right

Luigi: *Takes a right*

Goombella: Now, we can-

*Explosion comes from far away*

Mario: Oh no

Wiggler: DRIVE!

Luigi: *Drives but sees people running in the opposite direction*

Mario: What are they running from?

Wiggler: Oh. My. God*Points to zombie eating Toad*

Goombella: Into that building!

All: *Gets out car and runs toward building*

Baby Yoshi: *Gets grabbed by zombie* Help!

*Zombie gets shot by a Professional-looking Toad*

Lee: Get in! *Goes in with Luigi & Co. and Amanda*

Luigi: *Barricades door* Whats happening?

Lee: Can i at least introduce myself? *Adjusts Glasses* Names Lee Brownfield, Proffessor up in MKU and this is Amanda, my 8-year old daughter

Mario: Nice to meet you...Names Mario

Lee: Wait...the Mario?

Amanda: Daddy, is this Mario?, Oh my gosh!, im your biggest-

Lee: Sweetie, therell be time for autographs later, for now we have to escape this crap

Amanda: Swear!, I you owe me a coin!

Wiggler: *Chuckles* I like this girl, shes funny!

*Zombie breaks open window and horde of zombies enter*

Mario: Upstairs!

All: *Runs into hallway*

Zombies: *Goes after group*

In the hallway

Luigi: Wait...do you hear that?

*Struggling noises*

Mario: *Looks into window* I see-*Toads face is pressed against window and blood splatters onto window*

Luigi: Cover your eyes!

*Zombies are walking toward the group*

Luigi: Over there! *Goes through door with group*

Goombella: Crap!, nothing to block it!

Mario: *Forces door shut* Go on without me!

Wiggler: *Forces door shut along with Mario* Me too

Luigi: Youre crazy!

Mario: Just take them to safety!, you were a good brother!

*Lee, Luigi, Baby Yoshi, Amanda, and Goombella leave through door*

Outside in a alleyway

Lee: Now where is a good car?

Luigi: Look! *Points to car*

All: *Approaches car*

Goombella: Ill hotwire it, you guys go push that car that is blocking the way

*Horde of zombies is coming down road*

*Luigi and Lee push car, enters the car Goombella hotwired, and drives away*

*Car drives passes Interstate entrance*

Goombella: Why did you skip it?

Lee: Take a guess

Luigi: *Looks at traffic*

Guy: *Exits car* Just drive! *Gets eaten by zombie*

Luigi: My god...Baby Yoshi, sit on the floor with Amanda

Lee: *Drives car through river flow area*

Goombella: *Sees people on bridge running from zombies*

Lee: How long does it take to get to your place from here?

Luigi: 1 hour.

Night

*Car is driving on mountain side*

Baby Yoshi: *Stares at Mushroom City but notices lights turning off* Uhh...dad?

Luigi: Guys...loom

*Everyone is staring at the lights in Mushroom City turn off*

Lee: Its a blackout...Lights out Mushroom City

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*At large house*

Luigi: Why are we here?

Lee: Well, supermarkets are being raided so we should get all i have, besides i have some really useful items

*Inside the Large House*

Goombella: *Puts some cans in a box*

Baby Yoshi: *Grabs Donuts* just for the heck of it

Luigi: How long could this possibly take?

Goombella: Probably a month or 2, maybe until the Mushroom Kingdom Council sorts this all out

Luigi: I dont think we should be too dependent on them

Lee: Ready? *Holds really small box of ammo*

Amanda: *Is holding Teddy Bear* I am *Carries suitcase*

Luigi: *Opens door and theres a zombie* H-holy crap!

Lee: *Shoots zombie*

*At the Mario Bros House*

Luigi: *Boards up windows*

Goombella: Luckily we have a garden in our backyard *Turns on radio*

Radio: With the DIC-39Q Virus, also known as the Lurker virus spreads unchecked, the death toll continues to skyrocket. K-SHROOM advises you to stay indoors at all times and avoid individuals that have had contact with-Uhh..*Screaming and tossing and turning*-We have to get off the air-*Zombie groans*-God bless you-*Static*

Goombella: That didnt sound good...

Luigi: But we dont know on how to use it...maybe Wiggler has a book in his room or something on how to use the garden

Baby Yoshi: When is Wiggler coming?

Luigi: ...I dont know

2 Weeks Laytor

Luigi: *Tends to garden outside*

Baby Yoshi: *Is playing with toys along with Amanda*

Lee: *Is reading book*

Goombella: *Turns on radio*

Radio: *Static*

Goombella: Still? *Turns knob*

Radio: This is a emergency broadcast from one of the 5 government safe zones located in the Mushroom Kingdom

Lee: Maybe we should go there

Luigi: *Checks Map* Theyre way too far...Plus we have to walk through the Dead Zones

Goombella: Whats that?

Luigi: Areas with a reported horde, luckily we don't live near one

*Knock on door*

Goombella: Wait...who is that?

Luigi: *Looks out window*

To Be Continued

Next time...on The Walking Mushroom

Lee: Its a new world...i dont think we can trust anyone

Luigi: They have a camp up north

Amanda: Dad...when will we go home?

Toad: Staying near the cities is a very bad idea

Luigi: *Shoots Rifle* Theres too many of them!

*Zombie approaches Baby Yoshi*

Episode 2: Days That Passed

Natalie J. · Dec 12, 2015

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but I'll be here on Tuesday-hopefully-and Thursday

E: TWM sounds like something my uncle would like.

[quote author=My Uncle Jon]We have to get home to watch zombies![/quote]

Paper Iggy Koopa · Dec 14, 2015

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The bad guy always loses in the battles, but A.M.Y has devised a nefarious plan...a plan to make the Bad guy...win

4 Years Ago, Attempt #5

Iggy (Classic): *Disguises TNT Crate connected to switch as Item Block and hides*

Mario: Whats-a this?

Iggy: *Chuckles and flips Switch*

*Fuse noise*

Mario: *Grabs item block and places it by Iggy*

Iggy: When will it-oh cr-

KABOOOOOM!

3 Years Ago, Attempt #350

Iggy: *Is aiming high tech laser sniper at Mario*

Mario: *Turns around*

Iggy: *Shoots*

*Laser bounces off button and hits Iggy*

KABOOOOOM!

2 Years Ago, Attempt #900

A.M.Y: *Is trying to hit Luigi with whip* Stay still!

*Whip hits breaker box*

A.M.Y: *Gets electrocuted*

[/b]Today, Attempt #2060[/b]

Iggy: *Uses Scepter*

A.M.Y: *Uses Whip*

Mario & Luigi: *Defeats Iggy & A.M.Y*

The Next Day

A.M.Y: *Is under the sink eating Ice Cream*

Iggy: *Is in shell and is crying* Why do we always lose?

A.M.Y: *Muffled* I need my vanilla

Iggy: *Comes out of shell* Why do we always lose?. Is it because of my intelligence?

A.M.Y: Or maybe my beauty?

Iggy: Or maybe it just happens?

A.M.Y: Or maybe were just so focused on our enemy that we never seem to notice our weaknesses and never make revisions which makes us confused on why the plan fails in some many ways.

Both: Nah!

A.M.Y: I think i should start using my whip more wisely

Iggy: And i gotta start using my scepter more...

A.M.Y: Maybe i should try an Electric Whip

Iggy: Remember what happened last time?

Last Time

A.M.Y: Iggy?, where you you?, i wanna show you my electric-

Iggy: Im here

A.M.Y: GAH!

KRACK!

----

A.M.Y: ಠ_ಠ

Iggy: Maybe ill make a new Ray Gun or something

A.M.Y: Ill just go try and hold someone hostage

2 Hours Laytor

A.M.Y: *Is beat up* Luigi wears a bulletproof vest?

Iggy: Dont worry, i made my most grand achievement just yet! *Holds Laser Machine Gun* This will work just fine, even against a bullet proof vest

3 Hours Laytor

Iggy: *Is all burned* I hate it when my weapons overheat and they explode!

A.M.Y: I know the feels...Why dont we just do nighttime pranks, that NEVER goes wrong!

Iggy: Good point!

Nighttime

Iggy: *Lockpicks door and door opens* Heh heh

A.M.Y: Nice house the got*Steals DS Cartridge* I always wanted Mario Kart DS

In Mario & Luigis Room

Luigi: zz...zz.zzz...Lets fly to a mystical land A.M.Y

A.M.Y: Creepy

Mario: ...C'mon Luigi...lets go to Spaghetti land

Iggy: *Puts whipped cream on Luigis hand*

A.M.Y: *Puts Makeup on Mario*

Mario: Huh? *Is waking up*

Iggy: Crap...run!

Both: *Runs away*

*Vase falls*

Mario: *Wakes up* A-ha!

A.M.Y: Uhhh

Iggy: We were...uhh..Gonna throw you a slumber party!

Luigi: *Wakes up* Wiggler!

Wiggler: *Enters* What is-Uh

Iggy: Why did you call this idiot!?

Wiggler: Grrr*Turns angry*

The Next Day

Iggy: Even our pranks go wrong!

A.M.Y: Losing half of my tail doesnt feel right.

Iggy: Why do we lose at everything?

A.M.Y: I lost at a Who can lose the most contest

Iggy: Im just gonna go cringe somewhere*Leaves*

A.M.Y: I have a planIll make it up to him

The Next Night

Luigi: *Drives car and phone rings* Hello?

Phone: Luigi!, help!

Luigi: Peach?

Phone: I was kidnapped by her...luckily she didnt notice i had my phone on me

Luigi: Im on my way!

In Bowsers Castle

Luigi: Peach?, PEACH!?

Peach?: Dont worry Luigi...Im her

A.M.Y: *Is talking in a Peach voice* Copying voices makes me feel so great *Talks in normal voice* Are you that stupid?

Luigi: Grrr.*Charges at A.M.Y*

A.M.Y: *Kisses Luigi*

Luigi: UGH! *Runs toward curtain and wipes lips on it*

A.M.Y: *Cracks whip*

Luigi: *Gets hit by whip*

A.M.Y: *Punches Luigi unconscious*

Sometime Laytor

Luigi: *Is tied to lab bench* Where am i?...

A.M.Y: Take a look

Luigi: Wait...why are my overalls over there?...Wait...Long gray gloves?...Green bandana?...Black jumpsuit?...WHY YOU PIECE OF CRAP!

A.M.Y: Whats wrong...Mr. L?

Luigi: No...YOU WONT GET AWAY WITH THIS!

A.M.Y: I already have *Sinister grin and flicks lever*

Luigi: Oh shi-*Rays are being shot at Luigi*

A.M.Y: *Evil Cackle*

Iggy: *Enters* What is happen-Holy crap

The Next Day

Mario: *Is running around frantically* WHERE IS HE!?

Wiggler: I cannot focus*Burns food*

Baby Yoshi: *Is crying*

*Phone rings*

Goombella: Hello?

Phone: GOOMBELLA!

Goombella: Mushroom King?, you know what happened last night?

Phone: NO!, I JUST RAN OUT OF BACON!

Goombella: Well...just be on our way

At Peachs Castle

Peach: Is there any traces?

Mario: No, he didnt even come home last night?

Goombella: Let me try and call him *Uses Phone*

Phone: Walk 2 feet to you left

Goombella: *Walks to the left*

KABOOOOM!

*Smoke clears, revealing Mr. L holding Net Gun, Iggy holding scepter, and A.M.Y holding whip*

Mr. L: If you standing where you were, you wouldve been blown up *Shoots Goombella with net gun*

Mario: No...no...YOU MONSTER!

Iggy: It wasnt me...it was her

A.M.Y: *Hits Mario with whip*

Peach: *Tries to run but gets blocked by fireballs caused by Iggys scepter*

Mushroom King: *Takes out Star Rod and shoots it at Mr. L*

Mr. L: *Dodges the beam*

A.M.Y: *Hits Mushroom King with whip*

Peach: DAD! *Gets hit by Net Gun*

Wiggler: *Turns into flutter and charges at Mr. L*

Mr. L: *Punches Wiggler unconscious*

Baby Yoshi: B-b-but*Runs*

Iggy: Cmon, lets go *Drags net away and hops into clown car along with A.M.Y and Mr. L*

At The Mario Bros. Home

Wiggler: *Looks in mirror* It doesnt look THAT bad...right?

Mushroom King: *Examines Whip Marks on Mario* Geez, that bit-i mean that...uhh...Goozak!

Mario: It stings

Goombella: Hey...at least i managed to get a little memento *Points to a tied up Goomba*

Baby Yoshi: How did you get him?

Goombella: When we were walking back

Mario: I cannot believe that she captured him and now shes controlling him!...Im going back to save him... *Leaves*

Mushroom King: Bye?...I guess?

Goombella: Im coming too *Brings Dictionary* I love smacking people with this *Leaves*

Meanwhile

A.M.Y: I bought you back and that means you can follow my commands

Mr. L: I dont follow peoples commands, especially from the incompetent

A.M.Y: What. Was. That!?.

Mr. L: Wait, youre smart!? *Laughs*

A.M.Y: *Claws protract and grabs whip* Im not afraid to cut off tongues

Mr. L: *Sarcastically* Ooooo...Im scared

A.M.Y: *Tries to hit Mr. L with whip*

Mr. L: Try me!

A.M.Y: *Tries to hit Mr. L with whip but she keeps on missing and Mr. L laughs*

Laytor

Goombella: Thats why this dictionary is like a son to me

Mario: Isnt Baby Yoshi your son?

Goombella: Im not married

Mario: *Goes through window and enters Lab* Here we are

Goombella: *Goes through window* Who knew the author was lazy to put Climbs up Ladder and enters window into Iggys Lab

Meanwhile

PIK: Im THAT lazy?

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Mario: Wow, lots of knocked over stuff.

Goombella: Whats this?, *Reads Label* Hypnotism Reversal Serum *Puts vaccine in pocket* This can come in handy

Mario: Wait...do you hear that?

Goombella: I dont have ears

Mario: Then how the hell do we have conversations!?

Goombella: Wait...is that?

A.M.Y: *Is all beaten and collapses*

Mr. L: Turn on that machine and put her on that

Mario: Luigi...open your eyes!

Mr. L: That loser is no more, now *Points Ray Gun at Mario and Goombella* join me before i-

A.M.Y: *Gets up and punches Mr. L*

Mr. L: YOU IDIOT!

A.M.Y: You little piece of crap! *Scratches Mr. Ls cheek*

Mr. L: *Examines claw mark Uhhh...But

A.M.Y: NO BUTS! *Hits Mr. L with whip and punches him unconscious*

Mario: Oh my god

A.M.Y: *Hand me the vaccine*

Mario: *Hands vaccine*

A.M.Y: *Uses Vaccine on Mr. L*

Luigi: Ugh...what*Pauses*

Mario: Whats wrong?

Luigi: IT HURTS!

In The Hospital

A.M.Y: Geez Iggy, i guess youre right...the bad guy always loses

Iggy: Hey, it was pretty impressive that you bought back Mr. L

Mario: Say...would it be wrong to beat a girl to a pulp? *Cracks knuckles*

Luigi: *Is in hospital bed, all injured* *Coughs* No

A.M.Y: I-um-er*Runs away*

*Slipping and breaking noises*

A.M.Y: Aw *Censor Bleep*!

The End

KoopartolBB · Dec 14, 2015

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so much generic plot stuff that green toilet could not even destroy it

Natalie J. · Dec 15, 2015

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Wiggler: I'm cold. Can't we turn up the heat a little?

Luigi: Wiggler, will you ever stop complaining? If you don't Ill be upping the rent!

Wiggler: Ok, then. Never mind.

*ring*

Luigi: Ooh, the phone! Mario residence, who is this?

Representative: Hello, I'm with the town office and we seem to have it on record that your house is five inches on the next property over.

Luigi: Say again?

Representative: Your house is five inches over the property line.

Luigi: Ok...

Representative: You'll need to move your house within seven days or we'll have to evict you.

Luigi: But how do you move a house?

Representative: There are lots of house-moving companies around town. Just call one of them.

Luigi: Will do. Thanks!

Representative: Have a nice day.

*hangs up*

Luigi: A house-moving company, eh? I think I'll search that.

*ding*

Luigi: There's even one just down the road! I'll go check them out.

*a few minutes ahead*

Luigi: I need my house moved five inches.

Agent: Anything else?

Luigi: Nope.

Agent: Ok, let's see what you need.

*back in front of the house*

Agent: It doesn't look like you need to move it.

Luigi: It's five inches over the property line.

Agent: Ok, Ill get one of our movers out here tomorrow.

*tomorrow*

Mover: So where's this going?

Luigi: Five inches to the right.

Mover: If there's anyone in there, tell them Im going to be moving this. They might be a bit surprised if the house just moves randomly.

Luigi: Ok! Mario and Wiggler, the house is about to move!

Wiggler: What?

Luigi: Don't worry, it won;t be long.

*Mover telekinetically moves the house*

Mover: There!

Luigi: Thanks!

*ring*

Luigi: Again? Mario residence, who is this?

Representative: Hello, your house is three feet over the property line behind you.

Luigi: Really?

yes, I wrote one entirely without Mario speaking

Paper Iggy Koopa · Dec 15, 2015

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Cat Gray said:
Wiggler: I'm cold. Can't we turn up the heat a little?

Luigi: Wiggler, will you ever stop complaining? If you don't Ill be upping the rent!

Wiggler: Ok, then. Never mind.

*ring*

Luigi: Ooh, the phone! Mario residence, who is this?

Representative: Hello, I'm with the town office and we seem to have it on record that your house is five inches on the next property over.

Luigi: Say again?

Representative: Your house is five inches over the property line.

Luigi: Ok...

Representative: You'll need to move your house within seven days or we'll have to evict you.

Luigi: But how do you move a house?

Representative: There are lots of house-moving companies around town. Just call one of them.

Luigi: Will do. Thanks!

Representative: Have a nice day.

*hangs up*

Luigi: A house-moving company, eh? I think I'll search that.

*ding*

Luigi: There's even one just down the road! I'll go check them out.

*a few minutes ahead*

Luigi: I need my house moved five inches.

Agent: Anything else?

Luigi: Nope.

Agent: Ok, let's see what you need.

*back in front of the house*

Agent: It doesn't look like you need to move it.

Luigi: It's five inches over the property line.

Agent: Ok, Ill get one of our movers out here tomorrow.

*tomorrow*

Mover: So where's this going?

Luigi: Five inches to the right.

Mover: If there's anyone in there, tell them Im going to be moving this. They might be a bit surprised if the house just moves randomly.

Luigi: Ok! Mario and Wiggler, the house is about to move!

Wiggler: What?

Luigi: Don't worry, it won;t be long.

*Mover telekinetically moves the house*

Mover: There!

Luigi: Thanks!

*ring*

Luigi: Again? Mario residence, who is this?

Representative: Hello, your house is three feet over the property line behind you.

Luigi: Really?

yes, I wrote one entirely without Mario speaking

That was funny and absurd at the same time.

Paper Iggy Koopa · Dec 19, 2015

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Luigi and Starlow entered a mysterious mansion, who was owned the Lady Bow, the decepter. After saving Wiggler from her heinous plot and teaming up with Lady Bow after being tricked by King Boo. They head off to Wigglers Ranch, the fastest route to Toad Town...but...a rebellion forms

Luigi: Getting to your ranch sure requires a lot ofwalking

Wiggler: Well be there soon enough

Luigi: Well, thats-a easy for you to say!, you have 10 legs!

Lady Bow: I have to handle with this idiots blabbering until i get my vengeance?!

Wiggler: *Sigh* youll get used to it

Luigi: Hey!

Starlow: Its true Luigi!, most of the time youre a self reliant pushover or some cowardly adult.

Luigi: Ill show you!, i-i-ill...do nothing?

Lady Bow: *Laughs* My new jester!

Luigi: Pfft...thats what you think

Wiggler: Wait...dirt path?...*Eats dirt*...Yup...were here!

Luigi: eww

Wiggler: The dirt here tastes like Old Milk

Starlow: ...Eh

Wiggler: Okay fine, when i was 5 we visited here but all they had was peaches and yuck!, they tasted like crap!...so i ate dirt...and my mom spanked me...because she said rich people dont do that.

All (Except Wiggler): *Facepalms*

Luigi: *Looks at ranch* How big is it?

Wiggler: 100 Acres

Starlow: 0_0

Wiggler: Hey, i said my family was rich *Takes out key from wallet and unlocks Cabin Door*

In the Cabin

Wiggler: 200 Years of Glutenhosen men

Luigi: *Looks at picture* Wow

Wiggler: Its getting late...we better sleep

Midnight

Lady Bow: Too bad im a Boo...i dont sleep*Goes outside* It sure is cool outside tonight

*Footsteps*

Lady Bow: Huh?

*3 people in robes capture Lady Bow and take her way*

A.M.Y: Keep her silent*Leaves along with the hooded figures*

Inside the Cabin

Wiggler: Huh?...*Notices Lady Bow is gone and door is open* Luigi*Wakes Luigi up*

Luigi: What...is it?...

Wiggler: *Grabs Rifle & Bullets and puts on cap* Bow is gone...We should go see what happened

Both: *Leaves*

Starlow: Huh?...*Goes after Luigi and Wiggler*

Outside

Wiggler: I hadnt used Elsie in a long time *Points Rifle*

Luigi: Why do you have that?

Wiggler: Target Practice and wild animals that try to harm my family

Starlow: Wait...was Lady Bow...eaten?

Wiggler: Explain why the hell some animal would eat a Boo, theyre already dead!...i think

Luigi: Footprints! *Points to footprints*

Wiggler: Lets follow em!

All: *Follows footprints*

Somewhere in a open field

Luigi: Holy crap

Wiggler: A giant ship!

Starlow: But...who?

*Giant White Hovercraft-Like Airship is parked in field*

Luigi: Lets...enter it?

Starlow: Woah woah woah!, we cant waltz our way in

Wiggler: Leave it to me *Loads Rifle*

Starlow: Non violently

Wiggler: Well, we have to make it past those 2 hooded guys

Luigi: Look!, a vent

Meanwhile

*Luigi and Co. are hilariously trying to enter the vent*

Hooded Guy 1: So...hows...your daughter?

Hooded Guy 2: Oh, shes doing just fine!

*Luigi and Co. enter the vent*

In the Vents

Luigi: Its so stuffy in here

Wiggler: *Farts*

Starlow: Ew!

Luigi: *Falls out of vent*

Wiggler: Luigi?

Luigi: Dont worry, i fell into a Box in some...high tech auditorium?...luckily its empty

Both: *Enters Box with Luigi*

Wiggler: Well this isnt so-*Gets taken by hooded figures along with Luigi and Starlow*

In a Control Panel

Screen: Master, we have found the subjects

???: *Holds on button* Good...send them here.

Meanwhile

Luigi: *Struggles* Who are you!?

Starlow: What do you want from us!?

Wiggler: And why doesnt your Master have a creepy british accent like yours!?

Hooded Figure 1: Youll see our Master soon enough...Maybe 10 more minutes of walking

Hooded Figure 2: Well just let the author skip 10 minutes

10 Minutes Laytor

*Hooded Figures takes Luigi and Co. to a high-tech door*

Hooded Figure 1: Say hello to our Master

*Door opens revealing A.M.Y in a Pink and white jumpsuit*

Dun Dun Duuuuuun!

Hooded Figure 2: *Uses soundboard* Too much?

Luigi: But-huh-wah?

*Hooded Figures take off their hoods, revealing themselves as regular Koopas*

Koopa 1 & 2: Welcome Brothers! *Bows to Luigi and Co*

Wiggler: Am i having a stroke?

A.M.Y: No Wiggler, this...is for real

Luigi: WHERES MARIO!? *Grabs A.M.Y*

Koopa 1 & 2: *Points Spears at Luigi*

A.M.Y: *Claps and Koopas stop pointing spears*

Luigi: Huh-er-i mean-tell me!

A.M.Y: Well...The machine was meant to transform, but it transported him...to Dimension 2.The Boo Dimension

Luigi: No.*Cries*....

Wiggler: What about Lady Bow?

A.M.Y: *Points to Lady Bow having a feast with Robed Koopas*

Lady Bow: Hi!

A.M.Y: Were The Nobles

Wiggler: The Nobles?

A.M.Y: I decided to oppose Iggy and help bring peace to the Mushroom Kingdom, all of us share the same ideals...and i think we can team up!

Starlow: ...What?

Luigi: I-er...Im so confused!, are you really doing this?

A.M.Y: Cross my heart, and hope to have my game end

Luigi: *Whispers to Wiggler* Wiggler...do you think we can trust her?

Wiggler: Yes, of course, look at all of this

Luigi: Remember the Flower Factory and the Human Forms?

Wiggler: Hmm...But this is different

A.M.Y: I understand if you cannot trust me due to my...past...but at least give me another chance *Holds out hand to Luigi*

Luigi: *Shakes hands* Deal

Laytor

Koopa 1: As like we said, were The Nobles

Koopa 2: We believe all shall be peaceful

Wiggler: I cant believe im saying this but...youre a good person.

A.M.Y: Aww thanks!

Laytor, In the Control Panel

A.M.Y: *Stares at screen where Luigi and Co. are having feast* *Clenches fists* ...I swear

3 Days Ago

Iggy: Id rather be by myself *Points scepter*

A.M.Y: Wait...are you saying?...

Iggy: YES!, YOU IDIOT!

A.M.Y: B-bu-but.

Iggy: I think im better off WITHOUT you!, youre the #1 reason why our plans foil for a total of 4 years!

A.M.Y: *Tackles Iggy*

Iggy: *Struggles* GET OFF OF ME YOU CRAPHEAD! *Punches A.M.Y*

A.M.Y: *Examines bruise*

Iggy: Uhh...Im so sorry

A.M.Y: *Scratches Iggy*

Iggy: *Looks at claw marks on Arm* ...I thought i could trust you*Waves scepter*...TIME TO FINISH THIS ONCE AND FOR ALL!

A.M.Y: *Shoots Iggy with Arm gun* Im sorry

Iggy: Ugh...A.M.Y...Ill

A.M.Y: *leaves through window* Im so sorry*Leaves*

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A.M.Y: *Clenches fists even harder and flips table*

Meanwhile

Iggy: *Wakes up in bed* Where am i?...

Doctor: Well...youre doing just fine...but she left...we cannot find her.

Iggy: I swear...if i find her ill tear her LIMB FROM LIMB!

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A.M.Y: O-o-o, why did you have to leave me behind?...We couldve been together forever but it had to be that man in green, we loved each other for years but we just had to face the betrayal

It was supposed to be and you and me but it had to be the man in green, i feel all torn up inside just like our turn of the tide

You made one crucial mistake, i shall rise with the nobles and now youll see that the man in green will succumb to me and unlike no other...i shall rise...

A.M.Y: *Stares at screen* Luigi*Takes out small spray bottle from Belt pocket* Heh heh heh heh...mwahahahaha...MWAHAHAHAHA!

At the feast

Luigi: This is so great...The Nobles are really great cooks

Wiggler: I admit, im jealous!

Koopa 1: *Is in kitchen with A.M.Y and is holding a plate of spaghetti* I have it

A.M.Y: Good*Sinister grin*...*Uses spray on spaghetti*

Koopa 1: What is that?

A.M.Y: Camilshrooma Poison...the strongest and most undetectable poison in all of the Mushroom Kingdom

Koopa 1: *Gives Luigi the plate of spaghetti* our gift from the Nobles and Master

Luigi: Yummy*Eats Spaghetti and licks plate* Something doesnt feel right*Faints*

Wiggler: Luigi? LUIGI!?

Starlow: Quick!, help him!

Lady Bow: I dont know on how to Necromance!

In a Emergency Room in The Noble Craft

Luigi: Ugh...A.M.Y...thank you

A.M.Y: No worries...i got the cure right here*Holds serum*

Luigi: Yes

A.M.Y: Oops! *Drops serum*

Luigi: Huh?!

A.M.Y: Heh heh heh heh mwahahahaha MWAHAHAHAHA!

Luigi: WHY DID YOU DO THAT!?

A.M.Y: I poisoned you

Luigi: *Weakly* Wait...what!?

A.M.Y: You see Luigi, im still the same vixen you know...except a lot more evil than you might think

Luigi: Why you little-*Is chained to hospital bed*

A.M.Y: Pfft...Idiot

Luigi: You wont get away with this

A.M.Y: I already have*Kisses Luigi and leaves* Heh heh

Outside the ER

A.M.Y: Guys...Luigi...has died

All: GAH!

A.M.Y: *Fake cries* Apparently he got sick 5 days ago but the infection was dormant until today...but i got one thing for you guys*Throws down smoke bomb*

Wiggler: *Cough* Guys!...she*Sleeps*

Starlow: Is this knockout-*Sleeps*

Lady Bow: Why the hell not? *Sleeps*

Sometime laytor

Luigi: *Is laying down on metal lab bench in auditorium*

*Cheering noises*

P.A: Here she comes!

A.M.Y: *Walks down catwalk and puts arm as Luigi, treating him like a table*

*Cheering gets louder*

A.M.Y: Ladies and gents!, theres more to this! *Takes out remote from belt, presses button and a tied up Goombella, Wiggler, and Lady Bow lower* Now hows that for The Nobles!

*Cheering gets even louder*

Luigi: YOU WONT GET AWAY WITH THIS!...hey...im not poisoned anymore-er herm!

A.M.Y: Look at this!, this idiot is trying to be the hero!, dont be so sour sweetie!

*Cheering gets louder*

Wiggler: What do we do?!

Lady Bow: How bout this? *Turns invisible and gets out of rope* Heh heh*Unties Wiggler and Starlow*

*Wiggler and Starkow fall onto the catwalk*

*GASP!*

A.M.Y: Well*Takes out whip* Things just got a bit more interesting!...Nobles...ATTACK!

*Nobles runs after Wiggler, Starlow, and Lady Bow*

Wiggler: *Unties Luigi*

Luigi: Where did she go!? *Notices A.M.Y running toward the Catwalk entrance and goes after her* A.M.Y!

A.M.Y: Heh heh *Cracks Whip* TRY ME!

Luigi: You carry a hardware store in that belt!

*A.M.Y and Luigi are fighting while Wiggler, Starlow, and Lady Bow are fighting the Nobles*

Luigi: *Punches A.M.Y*

A.M.Y: *Stumbles back and falls onto door, opening it*

In the Control Panel

Luigi: *Dodges A.M.Ys whip*

A.M.Y: Dance!

Luigi: NEVER! *Punches A.M.Y and she falls back onto switch, making the ship start flying*

A.M.Y: You always feel overconfident of yourself Luigi, thinking you can beat me. Well, DIE THE DEATH YOU WERE SUPPOSED TO DIE OF! *Arm turns into gun and shoots Luigi*

Luigi: *Is all weakened and is grasping onto chest* You will get defeated

A.M.Y: How?...I have already won

Wiggler: NOT FOR LONG! *Punches A.M.Y multiple times*

A.M.Y: *Collapses* Heh heh heh...you made a terrible mistake...The Nobles will rise and i will rank supreme

Luigi: *Grabs A.M.Y by the neck* No. They. Wont.

A.M.Y: Oh yes sweetie pie*Blows Kiss to Luigi, grabs Gas Canister from Belt, and opens the canister. Knocking Luigi and Co. out* Sweet dreams my loveheh heh...

The next morning

Luigi: *Wakes up in bed, is in Wigglers ranch* Wait...was this all...a dream

Wiggler: Look in the mirror

Luigi: *Looks in mirror and notices Kiss mark on lips* OH GROSS! *Wipes face on curtain*

In The Noble Craft

A.M.Y: *Goes into eerie room and grabs page of book from belt* This world is mine*Reads page* When the Mushroom Kingdom and Dimension 2 become sky, fear the beast that watches all!

*Evil Cackle*

To be continued

After realizing A.M.Ys true plans, The man in green decides that Iggy isn't their only threat. So the gang heads off on a trip to Toad Town, along with Wiggler!. But darkness approaches

*Camera pans out from Mushroom City, showing all the devastation*

*Slow and Ambient music plays*

*Camera shows plane rocking left and right*

5 Hours Earlier, in a plane

Roy: *Is calling* Mom?

Clawdia: *On the other end* Dont worry Roy, im coming into the-*Scream comes from background*-Plane, some person is being an idiot. Can you see me?.

Roy: *Waves to Clawdia and Clawdia sits next to him*

Roy: Mom...is that blood?

Clawdia: Some person fell on me and their blood got on me..

Toad 1: *Talks to flight attendant and shows phone* Arent they grounding flights!?

Flight Attendant: Sir, stay in your seat

Toad 1: It says Due to the epidemic, all flights will be grounded

Roy: *Notices what appears to be a zombie eating a person in the runway* Uhh...Mo-*Random Birdo closes window*

Birdo: Dont worry

*Plane takes off*

Hours Laytor

Roy: *Is using a video cam on Phone*

Larry: Dude, Shryke was a really good thing to-CALL CUT

Roy: Lost connection!?, are you serious?

Clawdia: Roy...look outside

Roy: *Looks outside*

*Lights are turning off in Toad City*

Roy: Holy crap

Random Shy Guy: *Coughs hard and goes into Bathroom*

Birdo: The epidemic *Reveals gun in bag*

Roy: How did you sneak that on?

Birdo: *Shows permit*

Sometime Laytor

Flight Attendant: *Knocks on door* Sir?, Sir!

*Door opens and Shy Guy falls out*

All: *Stares at unconscious Shy Guy*

Flight Attendant: *Notices bite mark from Shy Guy*

???: Stay back! *Is Koopa*

???: The name is Sgt. Coopis, im part of the Mushroom Kingdom Army

Sgt. Coopis: Destroy his brain, it kills them

Flight Attendant: Youre-*Gets eaten by a zombified Shy Guy*

Birdo: *Shoots zombie but zombie doesnt die* Crap!

Clawdia: What do we do!?

*Zombies attack passengers and they reanimate*

Sgt. Coopis: *Shoots Zombies*

Birdo: *Shoots zombies*

Clawdia: *Is being grabbed by a zombie* Help!

Roy: *Kicks zombie until it dies*

Sgt. Coopis: Wear your seatbelt! *Puts on seatbelt and takes out Bob-Omb*

*Birdo, Sgt. Coopis, Roy, and Clawdia sit down*

Meanwhile

Baby Yoshi: *Is looking outside with Amanda and sees Wobbling plane*

Amanda: That looks scary

*Plane explodes and its crashing toward Mushroom City*

In Mushroom City

Roy: *Coughs*

Clawdia: *Is with Birdo and Sgt. Coopis*

*Person is in seat being eaten by zombie*

Person: HELP!, SOMEBODY!

*Zombie horde surrounds crashed plane*

The Walking Mushroom
Episode 2: Days That Past

2 Weeks Laytor

Luigi: *Reads book*

Lee: Im running low on Ammo...Only 20 Bullets

Goombella: *Is outside tending to garden while Amanda and Baby Yoshi are playing in sandbox*

Baby Yoshi: *Makes stick figure in sand*

Amanda: What is it?

Baby Yoshi: A zombie

*Gunshot noise*

Goombella: Pfft, somebodys getting killed again

Inside

Lee: We may have to start going on supply runs

Luigi: We have a garden, we could-

*Knock on door*

Lee: *Reloads revolver*

Luigi: *Grabs Baseball Bat and opens door*

???: Hi there

Luigi: Who are you?

???: The names Bob, we have a camp up north and im wondering if you want to come to the camp

Lee: What do you have there?

Bob: Food, Water, a garden, Tents, and survivors!

Luigi: We may come...Lets talk about it*Closes door*

Bob: Ill be waiting right here!

Lee: Can we trust him?

Luigi: I dont know if we can trust him

Lee: He seems trustworthy

Luigi: *Opens door* Well come

30 Minutes Laytor

*Luigi and Co. are walking with Bob and are taking suitcases*

Luigi: Where is this camp?

Bob: In a nearby meadow

Baby Yoshi: Why there?

Bob: Its far from the cities

Goombella: *Sees zombie eating dead body*

Bob: Ignore that*Goes into forest trail* Almost there

All: *Reaches meadow*

Bob: *Points to group of RVs and Tents* There it is!

*Everyone approaches camp*

Peach: Luigi?

Toad: *Lowers rifle* Looks like you bought my friends with you Bob!

Bob: Heh heh

Luigi: *Hugs Peach and shakes Mushroom Kings hand*

Peach: Wheres Mario?...and Wiggler

Luigi: They sacrificed themselves for us in Mushroom City

Lee: Im Lee, and this is my daughter Amanda

Amanda: Hi

Toad: Bob is my co-worker, *Points to woman and her daughter* Thats Louisa and her daughter Cheryl

Louisa: Hi

Bob: Thats Carlson *Points to Cop* He helped us keep this place safe

Toad: Weve got attacked by walkers once...but it wasnt that bad...We just lost 1...my dad

Carlson: He was a good man Toad, without him, we wouldnt got these RVs and tents

Bob: *Points to high school students* Thats Taylor and Tina

Luigi: Wheres their parents?

Tina: *Cries*

Taylor: They died when we were escaping the high school

Toad: *Points to couple with twins* Thats Dale and Lucy, they have 2 twin sons. Charles and Bill

Dale: A new arrival then?, huh?

Charles: Hi!

Bob: The RV is full, so you cannot sleep in there...

Toad: Luckily we have 2 extra tents *Points to tents*

The Next Day

Carlson: Hey, get up *Wakes up Luigi*

Luigi: Eh?...

Carlson: Since Toad is the group leader, he said me, you, and Lee should go hunting

Luigi: *Gets up* But i dont have any weapons

Carlson: *Gives Luigi rifle* Our last one

Baby Yoshi: *Is playing in dirt with Amanda and Cheryl*

Goombella: What are you doing?

Baby Yoshi: Playing Dirt Castle War!

Goombella: Ill be doing Laundry by the river with Cheryl's mom and Peach, ok?

Baby Yoshi: Ok

Louisa: Cheryl, if Toad says to go inside the RV, go inside

Cheryl: Yes mum

Amanda: Wheres your dad?

Cheryl: My dad is deadWhat about your mo

Amanda: My daddy says they got into a fight and then we moved away

Baby Yoshi: Mine are alive

In the Forest

Luigi: *Aims rifle at deer*

Carlson: Keep it steady aaaaaaand...Shoot!

Luigi: *Shoots*

Carlson: Nice!, headshot!

Lee: *Investigates deer* No bites, and no sign of Zombie blood

Luigi: Haha!, We got one!

Carlson: *Places deer on sled* Better than a tur-

*Zombie moaning*

Lee: *Looks behind bush and sees Zombie*

Carlson: *Grabs knife and kills it* Gotta preserve ammunition

At the River

Peach: *Washes clothes* So glad Luigis fine

Goombella: *Washes clothes* The cities werent pretty...We ran into a skyscraper and Mario & Wiggler offered to block the door...i wish i know where they are

Louisa: My husband died for my daughter when we were escaping the traffic horde, very few escaped

Goombella: Sorry to hear that, what about you Peach?

Peach: All castle defenses failed

*Gunshot comes from nearby*

Louisa: *Takes out Knife*

*Zombie goes onto Goombella

Louisa: *Kills zombie*

Bob: *Holds Gun* Are you okay?

Goombella: All i have is dried up blood

Bob: There was a lurker, luckily it wasnt that bad

At Night

*Everyone is eating deer meat*

Cheryl: What is this?...

Louisa: Uhh...Fish!

Carlson: Why did you lie to her?

Louisa: She loves deer

Dale: This is a great night

Toad: This is so GOOD!

Mushroom King: It tastes better than bacon!

All: *Laughs*

Luigi: *Notices large group of zombies approaching group*

Tina: Oh crap!

Carlson: Kids!, get inside the RV!

Baby Yoshi: *Is being attacked by zombie*

Mushroom King: *Stabs and kills Zombie but gets overwhelmed*

Luigi: *Shoots rifle* Theres too many!

Dale: *Shoots zombies and falls onto rock*

Lucy: Dale!

Tina: *Saves Taylor from Zombies and enters RV*

Baby Yoshi: *Is approaching RV but gets overwhelmed and runs into the woods*

Goombella: BABY YOSHI!

In the Forest

Baby Yoshi: *Trips and falls back onto tree*

Zombie: *Gets closer but gets shot by hooded figure*

To be continued

Luigi: *Cries* I lost him

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Baby Yoshi: No way

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Amanda: Daddy...wheres Dale?...

Lee: ...Sweetie

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Lucy: If something were to happen to me, i want you to take care of my kids

Tina: I dont think i can

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Bob: *Points gun* Im not afraid to shoot

Episode 3: A Darkened Future

Paper Iggy Koopa · Dec 21, 2015

Re: The Super Shroomy Stories (Now with a Co-Author!)

*Cries* Satoru Iwata died...what will i doPIK is sad, i dont have to narrate his stupid stories anymore and hes right in back of me holding a metal baseball bat...oh crap

TV: Once again, Mario saves the kingdom!

Luigi Meh*Changes channel*

TV: Breaking News!

Luigi: Probably Ness accidentally causing another car wreck due to a accidental teleport

TV: Satoru Iwata passed away

Wiggler: *Enters, sees TV, and drops Can of soda*

TV: Known for making Nintendo successful, coding Super Smash Bros, and possibly starting the PC Master Race

Luigi: Wait...what?

TV: Nintendo is hosting a election for the new Nintendo CEO

Laytor

Mushroom King: You really need great public oratory skills and be yourself

Peach: Ignore the be yourself part...Look at the speeches my dad does*Puts in CD in TV*

TV: We have to look out for giant Toad-eating koopas!

Mushroom King: *Shrugs*

Luigi: I dont think i can

Peach: Then try talking to a mirror, thats what i do

Luigi: That sounds quite sad

Peach: *Shows mirror* Just try

Luigi: Well...hi...er...i...you*Pees pants*

Mushroom King: Were in big trouble

In Mushroom City

PIK: *Gives speech* Thats why we should get rid of Bowser Jr. and all the dumb characters!

Crowd: ...BOO! *Throws Tomatoes*

PIK: *Runs away* Youre not nice!

Luigi: Wow...who knew the author was really bad at giving speeches

Peach: Makes me wonder on how he gets the main roles in theater

Luigi: *Goes up to stand*

2 Hours Laytor

Luigi: *Is cleaning overalls from Tomatoes* Whats the approval rating?

Mario: Your rating started at 0%, now it is at a negative percent

Wiggler: How does that work?

Goombella: Hey, there was worse*Turns on TV*

TV: Was this a campaign or freak show?...here are some of the most idiotic speeches

*Static*

A.M.Y: I should be ruler of the Mushroom Kingdom and all of you should be servants due to my appalling beauty!

Crowd: *Throws tomatoes*

*Static*

Ludwig: *Plays Piano*

Crowd: *Throws Tomatoes*

*Static*

Homer: Wait...i thought this was a presidential election

*Static*

Marty McFly: And Nintendo will die in 20 years

*Static*

Kirby: Dee da dee!

Random Crowd Member: We have no idea on what youre saying!

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Luigi: Wow...people fail hilariously

TV: And Luigis was the most ignorant

Luigi: *Cries*

TV: Nintendo found these quite cringeworthy and decided to pick the person with the most smartest one...Tatsumi Kimishima

TV: We will now list the people who made idiotic speeches

TV: Bowser Koopa, Dipper Pines, PIK, Discord, Bart Simpson, The Minion Trio, Wiggler-

Wiggler: Heh heh

The End

They werent able to defeat A.M.Y but at least they found out her true plans...For some reason i cannot come up with stupid crap for the opening narration*sigh*...Maybe ill watch some Rick & Morty or Gravity Falls with PIK, these shows dont sound THAT ba-I take back my previous statement...HELP ME!

*Cackling gets louder*

A.M.Y: WHEN THE BOO AND KINGDOM MEET, ALL SHALL BE LOST!

*King Boo appears*

King Boo: Woah, and i thought you would never summon me!

A.M.Y: King Boo

King Boo: Red Bow!, long time no see!. Nice attire by the way!

A.M.Y: Im ready to make a deal!

King Boo: Name your price! *Turns into A.M.Y* Do you want to be more beautiful and attractive? *Turns into Iggy* Get revenge on somebody? *Turns into Link* Try and meet somebody important? *Turns into Roy Koopa* Or ban a certain MarioBoards user?

A.M.Y: I want you to *Whispers to King Boo*

King Boo: HOLY CRAP!...*Adjusts Bowtie and Top Hat* Touchy subject, ive never heard of a plan so diabolical!...But i need something in return

A.M.Y: Nobles!

*Hooded Koopas carry Box*

A.M.Y: *Opens Box with Claw and gives it to King Boo*

King Boo: The Boo Crystals!...Legend has it that when all 7 of these Crystals unite along with 5 personalities...It shall open a gateway to UNIMAGINABLE power...Youve got yourself a deal Red Bow! *Disappears*

A.M.Y: *Sinister grin and walks into woods*

In Dimple Wood

Wiggler: Wiggler Village is the nearest place of civilization

Luigi: *Finds Fuzzy* Ew*Kicks Fuzzy away*

*Fuzzy launches into bush*

???: OUCH!

Luigi: *Looks behind bush*

Goombella: *Hits Fuzzy with book* Die!

Luigi: Goombella?

Goombella: Luigi! *Kisses Luigi* Im so glad youre okay!

Luigi: Yesterday wasnt great

Goombella: The Nobles?

Luigi: How did you know?

Elder Wiggler: *Approaches Luigi* They attacked us...She threw a can of that gas and by the time they were gone, all the gold was gone...along with 3 fellow Wigglers and a Toad

Goombella: But the villages biggest problem is Kamek

Lady Bow: Kamek?, that 2,000 year old creep?...

???: Who are you calling creep!?

Kamek: *Is on broom* Mwahahahahahaha!

Starlow: Kamek!

Kamek: Bowser sent me on a mission to terrorize this village to the point where they leave to get something special*Flies away and turns blocks into fuzzies*

Luigi: Oh no

*Fuzzies bounce toward Luigi and Co*

Goombella: *Hits Fuzzies with book*

Wiggler: *Kicks fuzzies*

Lady Bow: *Grabs Popcorn*

Elder Wiggler: What will we do with all these Fuzzies?

Starlow: I have an idea *Uses telekinesis and throws Fuzzies into hole*

Luigi: *Buries fuzzies* Problem solved

Elder Wiggler: Guys, follow me*Enters hut with Luigi and Co.*

Inside the Hut

Elder Wiggler: There is a way to shield the Village of all harm but im too old to get the supplies and i cannot risk sacrificing my fellow citizens...I lost a leg in a quest once

Starlow: What do we do?

Lady Bow: Well im staying here!, im not getting dirty on some trip

Goombella: *Sigh* Im going

Elder Wiggler: We need a Boo Crystal

Lady Bow: *GASP* Legend has it that when all 7 of these Crystals unite along with 5 personalities...It shall open a gateway to UNIMAGINABLE power...im going

Goombella: So i guess i wont go

Lady Bow: Hold on Picaxe, youre coming with us

Goombella: Make me

Lady Bow: *Possesses Goombella, hits self with Book, and leaves Goombellas body* Heh heh

Goombella: ...Fine

Elder Wiggler: *Hands Map* Just in case

En Route

Lady Bow: The nearest Boo Crystal is...wow...its right next to me!

Luigi: How do you know?

Lady Bow: I can sense it...but its weird that its right next to me

*Ominous wind blows*

*Evil Cackle*

Kamek: *Appears*

Thought it was King Boo, huh?

Kamek: Looking for this? *Holds Boo Crystal*

Luigi: Kamek!, give us the Boo Crystal!

Starlow: Kamek, cant we just work out a deal?

Kamek: Sure, how bout i keep the Boo Crystal and all of you go away! *Flies away into cave*

Luigi: That wasnt a fair deal

Goombella: Who cares!? *Runs into cave*

In the Cave

Luigi: This sure is s-s-scary!

Goombella: Dont pee yourself please

Lady Bow: This cave isnt scary at all!

Starlow: Maybe because youre a Boo?

Lady Bow: ...True

*Chanting*

Lady Bow: Over there *Points to lit-up opening*

All: *Looks behind wall*

Kamek: *Reads Book* Now where the hell are the other 6...I know that King Boo has one...well 2...A.M.Y has one...But where are the other ones?

Goombella: IN YOUR BUTT!

Kamek: *Looks at wand* Did i grab the wrong one?

Luigi: *Grabs Boo Crystal* Looking for this!?

Kamek: Well*Makes clones of self* Do you have trouble looking for me? *Laughs*

Starlow: *Launches Star beams*

*Kamek clones disappear*

Kamek: So...youll be that way..huh? *Waves wand and makes characters switch bodies*

Lady Bow (Luigi): This doesnt feel bad

Starlow: (Lady Bow): I feel...good

Luigi (Goombella): I have arms!

Goombella (Starlow): Ugh...i have to walk!

*Everyone fights Kamek*

Kamek: *Defeats Luigi and Co.* I never believed this day will come true, Bowser will be pleas-*Gets hit by fireball, falls off broom, and gets knocked out*

Ancient Days and Darkened Skies...All that is earned SHALL BE LOST!

King Boo: *Appears* Heh heh heh heh...mwahahahaha...MWAHAHAHAHA!

Lady Bow: King Boo...The gentleman trickster

King Boo: Well would you look at this!, its Pickaxe and Green L!...and its Mrs. Idiot along with Blabbermouth

Starlow: Go away King Boo!, the Star Spirits defeated you last time and we can beat you again!

King Boo: *Appears behind Starlow* Yeah you defeated me...well ill be glad to do you a favor about NOW!

*Flash*

Luigi: Hm...Nothing happened

Starlow: He didnt even do me a favor...idiot

Lady Bow: *Pick pockets Kamek and grabs Boo Crystal*

In Wiggler Village

Elder Wiggler: *Places Boo Crystal on stump and chants*

*Force field forms*

Elder Wiggler: Aha!, a force field...This should make us safe!

Night

All: *Are sleeping*

Starlow: *Wakes up and leaves hut*

Starlow: *Enters forest*

Starlow: Im here

*Noble Craft floats and door opens*

Hooded Koopa: Ill call the Master, go to the Lab

In the Lab

A.M.Y: Did you bring my cut?

*King Boo leaves Starlows body and places her on Metal chair*

King Bow: *Tips Top Hat* Sayonara! *Leaves*

*Hooded Koopas strap Starlow to chair*

Starlow: *Wakes up* Huh?...wait...where am i?

A.M.Y: Hello...Starlow *Sinister grin*

Starlow: A.M.Y!?, WHERES LUIGI!?

A.M.Y: Hes doing just fine...but not for long...The spirit star is only available to those who are part of the Star Spirits, and i wanna ensure that Iggy will not get it *Turns on Camera revealing Iggy trying to get spirit star* So ill need your Star Power and ill be able to get it! *Pulls lever*

Starlow: *Gets placed into Helmet* You piece of cr-*Screams*

A.M.Y: *Twitches* Isnt screaming beautiful?...The joy of suffering*Cackles*

To be continued

Wiggler Village is doing just with the force field, but with Starlow gone, A.M.Y turning insane and going after the Spirit Star...things arent gonna end well...But will Luigi breakdown?, Will he find Mario?, will he save the Mushroom Kingdom?...

Paper Iggy Koopa · Dec 23, 2015

Re: The Super Shroomy Stories (Now with a Co-Author!)

The 5th one

...The series that has always been repeated

...and is with more random crap

*Static*

Wiggler: Ugh, im so hungry!

Luigi: Hi Mr. Hungry, can i call you so?

Wiggler: *Looks at Luigi and throws him out window*

*Static*

Ludwig: *Is recording video* Hello everybody, this is ClassicalGamer and im playing the level P-Break on Super Mario Maker. It wont be THAT hard.

1 Day Laytor

*Ludwig is all tired*

Clawdia: Ludwig, go outside!

Ludwig: After i beat this level!

*Static*

Iggy: My ultimate machine!

A.M.Y: Make sure you check the voltage

Iggy: Pfft...who checks the voltage? *Plugs in machine and Iggy gets electrocuted*

*Castle loses power*

Iggy: *Censor Bleep*

*Static*

Its the movie youve all been waiting for

Luigi: *Sees explosion*

World War S

Person: If we be loud, the zombies will go over the wall!

Person 2: Lets do it anyway!

Why do people make idiotic choices in zombie movies?

*Static*

Baby Yoshi: Wiggler Wiggler Wiggler Wiggler

20 Minutes Laytor

Wiggler: WHAT!?

Baby Yoshi: Hi

*Static*

PIK: Hi guys, PIK here and i want to announce a very huge change to the series

Luigi: *Sits in audience along with everyone else* This sounds interesting

A.M.Y: Maybe hell announce stuff for me!

PIK: First, im replacing the narrator

Hattie: WHAT!?, BOO!

PIK: And A.M.Y will be removed from the series and Bowser will be the new main antagonist

Iggy: YOU SUCK!

A.M.Y: DIE IN A FIRE!

PIK: If you hate me for saying that, you know where the door is

Baby Yoshi: Im not annoyed

PIK: Baby Yoshi will have a personality change to now being a idiotic brat

Baby Yoshi: *Throws tomato*

PIK: Now, the series will be renewed for this change so no fanfictions until 2017. Also, youre fired Roy!.

Roy: who wants to form an angry mob?

PIK: *goes backstage and theres a angry mob* Oh crap

*Static*

Wiggler: Baby Yoshi, want some free candy?

*Cops come and they arrest Wiggler*

*Static*

Iggy: *Is on MarioBoards* Gonna type in a lame pun

You have been banned for making lame puns

Iggy: Crap!

*Static*

MatPat: Is The Super Shroomy Stories really what it-

*Backstage whispering*

MatPat: Wait, were being sued for this!?

*Static*

Mega Man: why*Places down newspaper that says Mega Man wont be in Mushroom WORLDS*

Space Core: In. Your. Face!. Ill be in the next episode!.

*Static*

Toad: *Hits item block and Mushroom comes out* Oh my god, is that you Kevin!?

*Static*

King Boo: Can i spoil you something?, Episode 400 is about-

*Static*

PIK: *Is all beat up* Hope youll enjoyed this ShroomyShort collection *Is tied up to pole and surrounded by characters* I sure didnt enjoy it...now can somebody save me?

The End

The Super Shroomy Stories (SERIES REBOOT)

Favorite Story Arc 1 Episode?

Man In Green

Thief Of The Night

Family Fadoodle

Full & Fledged

Once Was A Statue

Load Of Wario

Crowded Mindset

Best Frienemies

Instructions Not Included

With Every Breath Pt. 1 and Pt. 2

All of them

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What direction is gravity supposed to be again?

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origami is random

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