Look at it! Look at it! LOOK AT IT!

[Marioro]

...a mi no me gusta

 

[zel]

i mean im all for realistic interpretations but this is like. this is just a human with no nose and a mushroom cap you could do better! we have licherally never seen nipples on a toa or ears or ??? chest hair??? you could make them hecked up mushroom people thats at least more interesting than a weird ass human

 

[Doc von Schmeltwick]

Yeah most people who try to "untoonify" things tend to use the grossest textures imaginable for shock value. Like the old "realistic Mario" head.

Also the Starshade Bros. had ears, even in the remake.

 

[Xiahou Dun]

Another thing about Mario head is that they ridiculously aged him because most people have the idea that Mario is middle-aged too.

 

[Xiahou Ba]

What a waste of Substance Painter and Z-brush. Don't forget the topology (not just textures and materials) and adding all of these hideous wrinkles.

 

[Doc von Schmeltwick]

I suppose when I say "textures" I'm mostly talking about the photoshop ones.

 

[zel]

this remains the only valid realistic interpretation of at least these 5 species

Spoiler: TALL PIC

 

[Xiahou Dun]

Yeah, you probably need gloves, buddy. Big ones, too, to help cover up that horrible face.

 

[Doc von Schmeltwick]

It looks like they hastily recycled the face from a Mickey Mouse costume.

 

[Marioro]

Yeah, you probably need gloves, buddy. Big ones, too, to help cover up that horrible face.

Step 1: Search that image on google.

Step 2:

Step 3: Profit.