Look at it! Look at it! LOOK AT IT!

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That's the same guy, just with and without facial hair.
Trust me. A guy looks shockingly different before and after a shave.
 
Peach looks like she's wearing censor bars on her breast.
 
Guess he started working out between then and Odyssey (assuming that came before). Because in this insane world the acrobatics he goes through on a biweekly basis aren't enough.
I think his arms and legs would/should still be thicker if that were the case. He doesn't look right with scrawny limbs. That's my look.
 
He's like half Mario's height. That's like 32 inches based on my headcanon of Mario being 64 inches tall because I like my N64 gags.
 
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