Look at it! Look at it! LOOK AT IT!

Princess Mario

✨Mushroom Kingdom's fabulously glittery plumber✨
Peach with a fractured nose, googly eyes, and mouth wrinkles, and made of 99% fossilized ABC bubble gum is all the rage with horny young men, haven't you heard the news?


Enjoying dinners at 9:00 PM
huh they used the same assets from a year ago


Princess Mario

✨Mushroom Kingdom's fabulously glittery plumber✨
Late Night Show could'a come up with better material than "mushrooms are drugs, Mario is offensively Italian, and Mario jumps on turtles". Come on, Mario just had a game where he possesses people!


super mario odysseyyyyy
i could rant so much about these shallow ass mario refernces i swear. stuff like that Infuriates me. guys mario stomp on goomba he kill the goomba!!! brutally with blood!!! he drop yoshi off a cliff after punching him hes evil and a psychopath!!!!! sorry mario but your princess is in another castle!!!!! guys what if cute video game character did adult violence things and said swear words. Ughhhh