Look at it! Look at it! LOOK AT IT!

He is literally Popeye in that third panel
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Someone really hates me because that person didn't even get the overalls right. Also, the ears are way too high up, why do they always place the ears on the same vertical alignment as the forehead?
 
Keep trying to get away. I swear I'll put you in prison one of these days.

*Police siren sounds and I leave* (Wii U Wii U Wii U)
 
Oh please. No one stupid enough to not believe you put those tags in your pants to look like a decoy. Who do you think you are foolin'?
 
Well, you did say no one is stupid enough to disbelieve me.

*drives away in a Cheep Charger*