Look at it! Look at it! LOOK AT IT!

[Xiahou Dun]

Nonsense, he is clearly very intimidating when he flees from those tennis balls.

Also DK is scary.

Not as intimidating when he's about to get kissed by a Birdo.

Yeah, I don't think I'm the only one who finds DK's grin unsettling. It's no accident that the Mario Kart DS DK model looks the worst of the bunch. Or he's in that absolutely stunning Mario Golf Toadstool screenshot picture I put in this thread.

 

[Random Blue]

The amount of detail they put into his teeth for MK8 was kind of disturbing.

 

[Weasel]

horrifying

mary pizza pop

 

[Mcmadness]

The fact they felt the need to emphasise DK's gums doesn't help

 

[Rew]

Goomba IRL.

 

[Xiahou Dun]

horrifying

Is that freaking Asterix in the background or has my brain fully melted?

mary pizza pop

Hey, look it's not so bad and OH MY GAWD WHAT IS THAT? It's not Mario because Mario's already there. What is it doing here? Why? Is that supposed to be Luigi? Waluigi? I don't think Waluigi existed back then, or did he?

Goomba IRL.

It's hard for bashing them as ugly when they're supposed to look ugly.

 

[Rew]

It's hard for bashing them as ugly when they're supposed to look ugly.

The ugliness comes from their lack of Goomba-liness. (Goombas are beautiful creatures after all.)

More movie fun. Princess Daisy wasn't born--she was hatched.

 

[Xiahou Dun]

It's hard for bashing them as ugly when they're supposed to look ugly.

The ugliness comes from their lack of Goomba-liness. (Goombas are beautiful creatures after all.)

More movie fun. Princess Daisy wasn't born--she was hatched.

Yeah, I won't excuse that. After all, everything in this movie is pretty ugly. Maybe except for Bob-omb.

Rifftrax: If that's Yoshi, then they really skimped on the special effects here.

 

[Rew]

^ In which case, it's surprising there aren't more entries from the movie in this thread, since it's the epitome of Mario ugliness. :P

horrifying

Not gonna lie, that is one effed up Bowser right there.

 

[Mcmadness]