Look at it! Look at it! LOOK AT IT!

[Movie Bowser]

very well

what in the cinnamon toast fuck are my eyeballs seeing
seriously tho what kind of english class did this person take before writing this unholy god awful abomination monstrosity of words

 

[Doc von Schmeltwick]

I also borncom Mario

 

[Princess Viola]

'mash the witness'

hold up is mario trying to get us to commit a crime

 

[Chair]

the guy who wrote this should be hired by Nintendo

 

[Teedgee]

noone gonna talk about "thrpcook"?

 

[Princess Viola]

 

[Chair]

I'm not sure if the place is for kids

 

[Ray Trace]

Mario looks passable as far as bootlegs go but Yoshi looks like he needs medical attention especially with that swollen jaw of his.

 

[Doc von Schmeltwick]

Shonen Mario and traumatized Yoshi

 

[Chair]

what is this monstrosity

 

[LeftyGreenMario]

This looks like someone's project and they decided to show it off? I don't see the problem.

 

[Wario's ass]

Uh do you always look up the images shown here to make sure?

 

[Chair]

idk I guess I found it really weird at first but then I realised that it was someone's project mixing squirtle and bowser jr. together

 

[Wario's ass]

 

[Veneer]

bootleg amiibo figures, they even have the new daisy

 

[Chair]

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bootleg amiibo figures, they even have the new daisy

is it me or it looks like bowser kinda looks like he's gone into to the squeeze style in photo booth?

 

[Teedgee]

i have so many questions about that buzzy beetle

1- i dont think there was a buzzy beetle amiibo (same for blooper and the koopa shell. i know theres a koopa amiibo but it looks different)
2- why is it green
3- whats that triangle under its eyes? is it its mouth? is it its nose? either way it looks weird
4- is that even a buzzy beetle
5- i ran out of things to say...

 

[Wario's ass]

aww that buzzy beatle looks like a dog

 

[Doc von Schmeltwick]

Luigi's face has also gone all off-center.

 

[Ray Trace]

Wario creeps me out.

 

[64-Bit Nintendo Machine]

The MS-DOS versions of Mario and Luigi look ugly. But they're not Mario and Luigi, they're Malleo and Weegee.

 

[Wario's ass]

"Son of Man". More like "Son of Mario" amirite?

 

[Wario's ass]

This feels adorable and really fucking funny at the same time

 

[Doc von Schmeltwick]

That mini mushroom went right to his body!

 

[LeftyGreenMario]

Okay, so I searched Super Smash Bros. Brawl mods and, well, I'm not disappointed at the weird, tomatoey stuff being offered