Look at it! Look at it! LOOK AT IT!

[Dingodile]

very well

what in the cinnamon toast fuck are my eyeballs seeing
seriously tho what kind of english class did this person take before writing this unholy god awful abomination monstrosity of words

 

[Doc von Schmeltwick]

I also borncom Mario

 

[Princess Viola]

'mash the witness'

hold up is mario trying to get us to commit a crime

 

[Chair]

the guy who wrote this should be hired by Nintendo

 

[Teedgee]

noone gonna talk about "thrpcook"?

 

[Princess Viola]

 

[Chair]

I'm not sure if the place is for kids

 

[Xiahou Ba]

Mario looks passable as far as bootlegs go but Yoshi looks like he needs medical attention especially with that swollen jaw of his.

 

[Doc von Schmeltwick]

Shonen Mario and traumatized Yoshi

 

[Chair]