Headcanons of Smash Bros

yoshiking14x

Retired
Iggy Koopa ate more food, so he can get more vitamins so he can “fight properly” and that's why he is not skinny.
 

Weasel

Donkey Kong
Forum Moderator
mega man refuses to believe that he's nothing more than a machine

captain falcon rocks out to this sentiment
 

Magikrazy

Donkey Kong
Ice Climbers left Smash Bros. because they were being paid half the normal salary, seeing as they were technically one fighter.

Rather than try and get them back, they hired Duck Hunt. They give all the money to the hunter, and just pay the dog and duck in food.
 

LeftyGreenMario

Mushroom Kingdom's second greenest plumber
Ice Climbers weren't in Smash Bros. because since all fighters are trophies and since those amiibos resemble trophies, it's not unreasonable to assume amiibos are trophies, so therefore, the Ice Climbers got scalped during amiibo production, so all fighters are clueless on where the Ice Climbers went.

Or, global warming dislocated the Ice Climbers' (they live in not-so-Infinite Glacier) so all this time in Super Smash Bros. 4, they're searching for a new home and have no time to fight.
 

Zae

Donkey Kong
Banned User
fox is the prince of the mushroom kingdom per request

all those team matches

also brawl tea cup scene
 

Gilgamesh

do you ever yearn for the soft touch of a pancake
Core 'Shroom Staff
stupid headcanons i have:
male robin and lucina are a couple, female robin is lucina's mother, chrom is chrom
ness and villager are friends but lucas is still his best friend
wario is an unlockable character because they didn't pay him enough to show up on time
pictochat 2 is a reskinned swapnote stage
 

LeftyGreenMario

Mushroom Kingdom's second greenest plumber
Mario and Ness are extremely distant cousins, so that's why they share some animations with each other, especially in the earlier games.
 

freakworld

El Psy Kongroo
Banned User
Snake isn't in Smash 4 because he died by now. And we know that he actually does age, as opposed to all characters in smash who either fall under nintendo logic, are robots, pac man or sonic.
 

Duskull

Star Spirit
Core 'Shroom Staff
Retired Wiki Staff
GBAToad said:
male robin and lucina are a couple, female robin is lucina's mother, chrom is chrom
If we're going for relationships because of some of the pics that Sakurai posted I imagine Shulk and (Zero Suit) Samus are a couple.
 

NEXandGBX

One Tough Cream Puff
More costume based headcanons.

Blue Bowser is actually porplemontage.
Green DK's fur is actually grass.
Similarly, Pink DK's fur is cotton candy.
Pit's yellow alt's wings are slightly cooked.
Dark Pit's red alt's wings are overcooked.
Falco's black alt is a crow.
Purple Charizard is too big.
Black / Shiny Greninja makes the other Pokemon jealous.
Red R.O.B. is a prototype for a Virtual Boy ROB, but it was scrapped because the Virtual Boy was a mess.
Shirtless Shulk doesn't wear a shirt because he wants to be prepared for a beach any time.
Oven Mitt Pac-Man was interrupted to smash while he was cooking his dinner.
Sonic's costumes suck.
 

Weasel

Donkey Kong
Forum Moderator
Every character has read his or her own Miiverse support community. They are all horrified.
 

freakworld

El Psy Kongroo
Banned User
brawl mario is a seperate character from regular mario

have had since headcanon since like forever lol
 

LeftyGreenMario

Mushroom Kingdom's second greenest plumber
Glitchy said:
The Flat Zone songs are Mr. Game & Watch singing.
That's what I think too.

The Bullet Bills in Peach's Castle are shot by Toads, who want to keep intruders out of the castle.
 

NEXandGBX

One Tough Cream Puff
Chrom was supposed to be in at first, but Robin bought out his spot with a lot of the money they got from killing countless Risen.
 

Glitchy Bowser Jr.

"Stuff it, sponge brain!"
GBAToad said:
stupid headcanons i have:
male robin and lucina are a couple, female robin is lucina's mother, chrom is chrom
ness and villager are friends but lucas is still his best friend
wario is an unlockable character because they didn't pay him enough to show up on time
pictochat 2 is a reskinned swapnote stage
so robin is his alternate self's son in law?
 

Giga12

Filthy weeaboo, game nerd and all-around creep
headcanons:
Mario's pissed that Bowser's there and thats why he's always frowning
Luigi read the works of H.P. Lovecraft and gained eldritch powers
Captain Falcon's suit gives him the powers
Link doesn't know that Toon Link exists because of timeline stuff and vice versa.
Metal Face is actually being piloted by Reyn
not Mumkhar
who's pissed that Shulk stole his catchphrase.
Lucina's more cocky in smash because Robin being her mother and her husband at the same time messed with her head.
The Pokemon (except Lucario and Mewtwo) have trainers, they're just offscreen
The Miis frighten the other Smashers to the point where they have to be kept separate and under lock and key
That's not Samus in the Power Suit.
 
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