Headcanons of Smash Bros

[LeftyGreenMario]

Stop quoting that post, I don't need to read it again 50 more times. .o.

 

[FoxWolf64]

Stop quoting that post, I don't need to read it again 50 more times. .o.

LOL.

 

[Vommack]

post which Mario does not wish to read

That custom title ain't no lie.

 

[LeftyGreenMario]

Yup, which is why I changed my name recently.

 

[Stargazing]

Rosalina got into the roster by having sex with Miyamoto.

That's enough internet for today

 

[yoshiking14x]

King K Rool is in a war against the snowmads and that's why he is not confirmed yet.

 

[TheFarmboy]

Rosalina got into the roster by having sex with Miyamoto.

I was thinking it was bribery.........

 

[LeftyGreenMario]

Same thing, really.

 

[DaKid]

Bowser brought jr because he forgot to bring him to MK.


Also King Dedede X Zelda.

Bowser Jr. greatly despises his idiot siblings had to join with him. He was going to be in MK8 but begged his father to get him in Smash because he didn't want to kart with the Koopalings. That's why his Clown Car turns into a Kart, he forgot to take those parts out from MK7. Sadly he ended up with them anyway.

 

[Magikrazy]

He probably wishes he wasn't their brother.

OH WAIT

 

[DaKid]

He probably wishes he wasn't their brother.

OH WAIT

Bowser hasn't told him that yet

 

[Magikrazy]

that's probably the case

it did take until 2002 to tell him Peach isn't his mother

 

[Mcmadness]

Bowser wasn't sad about what happened to Master Hand in Brawl.

 

[Magikrazy]

Bowser wasn't sad about what happened to Master Hand in Brawl.

Why wouldn't he be?

 

[LeftyGreenMario]

Better question: who is actually sad about Master Hand in Brawl?

 

[Mcmadness]

Bowser wasn't sad about what happened to Master Hand in Brawl.

Why wouldn't he be?

How often do you normally see Bowser sad about somebody else? He's too self centered for that.

 

[LeftyGreenMario]

How often do you normally see any Mario character sad about somebody else in Brawl?

Mario doesn't even interact with his bro.

 

[Mcmadness]

How often do you normally see any Mario character sad about somebody else in Brawl?

Mario doesn't even interact with his bro.

Well smash Mario is for srs business

 

[LN1]

Roy is Roy.

 

[GalacticPetey]

Bowser wasn't sad about what happened to Master Hand in Brawl.

But there's that scene where Dedede points out the dead master hand and Bowser kinda hangs his head in sadness.

Ganondorf sure as hell didn't care though.

 

[Magikrazy]

Roy is Roy.

Roy is a pirate goomba

 

[LeftyGreenMario]

Bowser wasn't sad about what happened to Master Hand in Brawl.

But there's that scene where Dedede points out the dead master hand and Bowser kinda hangs his head in sadness.

He was using crocodile tears.

Roy is Roy.

Roy is a pirate goomba

Roy is our boy.

 

[LN1]

I meant that the red-haired swords dude and the Koopaling are the same being, but that too.

 

[Mcmadness]

Bowser wasn't sad about what happened to Master Hand in Brawl.

But there's that scene where Dedede points out the dead master hand and Bowser kinda hangs his head in sadness.

Ganondorf sure as hell didn't care though.

Headcanon remember?

Though I'm not too crazy about Bowser in SSE, but he wasn't the only person acting out of character in brawl and really its the least of SSE's problems.

 

[LeftyGreenMario]

Bowser wasn't sad about what happened to Master Hand in Brawl.

But there's that scene where Dedede points out the dead master hand and Bowser kinda hangs his head in sadness.

Ganondorf sure as hell didn't care though.

Headcanon remember?

Though I'm not too crazy about Bowser in SSE, but he wasn't the only person acting out of character in brawl and really its the least of SSE's problems.

Every other Mario character except for maybe Peach and Yoshi acted pretty much out of character.

Mario doesn't even play a big role, which should be expected for THE FACE of Nintendo. Call me out on Mario bias, but honestly, shouldn't Mario do more things than rescuing a few ladies and getting trophified?