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Here's my top three
1. Coin
These doofus discs that cause major greed in Mushroom Kingdom also causes major grief in Mario Kart 8. When you want a defensive item against a red shell, you get this! And it appears when you least need it! Now I wouldn't have a problem with having a defenseless item now and then...except these gilded pieces of poo appear WAY TOO COMMONLY in Mario Kart 8. They even have the BALLS to appear in item exclusive modes. That is what makes it a GUARANTEE to be on this list.
2. Spiny Shell
Seriously, what can I say here that every other Mario Kart player hasn't said?
3. Blooper
Oh my god this item suuuuuuuuuuuucks.
If you're one-on-one in battle mode in Mario Kart 8 with both one balloon left and you receive this item next to your opponent who also receives an item, you can kiss your ass goodbye. This item is woefully USELESS in racing, and even MORE WORTHLESS in battle mode, which I also happen to play a lot of. It's a TINY bit better in Mario Kart 8 but it's STILL an awful item.
Runner-Ups
Yoshi Egg (partially because it's Yoshi's special item)
Lucky Seven (utterly broken in battle mode, the Crazy 8 is better since it doesn't appear in battle mode)
Thunder Cloud (you can't list worst items ever WITHOUT mentioning this garbage)
Thunderbolt (it's highly irritating. It's much more useful pre-DS era where last place could actually pass penultimate place since newer versions grow back WAY too quickly)
1. Coin
![95px-CoinMK8.png](http://www.mariowiki.com/images/thumb/1/17/CoinMK8.png/95px-CoinMK8.png)
These doofus discs that cause major greed in Mushroom Kingdom also causes major grief in Mario Kart 8. When you want a defensive item against a red shell, you get this! And it appears when you least need it! Now I wouldn't have a problem with having a defenseless item now and then...except these gilded pieces of poo appear WAY TOO COMMONLY in Mario Kart 8. They even have the BALLS to appear in item exclusive modes. That is what makes it a GUARANTEE to be on this list.
2. Spiny Shell
![100px-SpinyShellMK8.png](http://www.mariowiki.com/images/thumb/1/10/SpinyShellMK8.png/100px-SpinyShellMK8.png)
Seriously, what can I say here that every other Mario Kart player hasn't said?
3. Blooper
![100px-BlooperMK8.png](http://www.mariowiki.com/images/thumb/4/49/BlooperMK8.png/100px-BlooperMK8.png)
Oh my god this item suuuuuuuuuuuucks.
If you're one-on-one in battle mode in Mario Kart 8 with both one balloon left and you receive this item next to your opponent who also receives an item, you can kiss your ass goodbye. This item is woefully USELESS in racing, and even MORE WORTHLESS in battle mode, which I also happen to play a lot of. It's a TINY bit better in Mario Kart 8 but it's STILL an awful item.
Runner-Ups
Yoshi Egg (partially because it's Yoshi's special item)
Lucky Seven (utterly broken in battle mode, the Crazy 8 is better since it doesn't appear in battle mode)
Thunder Cloud (you can't list worst items ever WITHOUT mentioning this garbage)
Thunderbolt (it's highly irritating. It's much more useful pre-DS era where last place could actually pass penultimate place since newer versions grow back WAY too quickly)