Next Paper Mario game (Likely on Wii U)

Mario is the best everything.
 
If that's supposed to be a good thing, then... why not?
 
That distinction goes to Loogie, sorry.
 
Nah he's third.
 
Nope, second fiddle guy gets second fiddle. The top is the guy who appeared playable in the most video games ever.

Stop being in denial.
 
Denial? Me? Nonsense.
 
Yeah, right. Even your lovely favorite character gets beaten by mine. Every. Single. Time. >:D
 
That's because he's the villain! He has to lose!
 
Even when you play as him, he still gets beaten by Mario. Bowser's Inside Story, I believe.

Hell, even the time where Mario's the villain, Bowser didn't beat him.