Your favourite examples of Rare Sentences on the wiki?

the Piranha Plant will catch the solo player, shake them violently and laugh at them

This is Mario Party in a nutshell
 
[quote author=Pennington]Pennington's name, while a common name in real life, comes from the word "penguin." This is because Pennington is a penguin.[/quote]
 
https://www.mariowiki.com/Cargo_Truck#Gallery

I never knew I'd need a gallery of 24 images of barely-visible Cargo Trucks.
 
It also happens to Rabbid Luigi, as far as I know. I never played as Rabbid Peach past the Pirabbid Plant fight.

If it’s Mario or Luigi, he just yells at their faces and throws them down slamming onto the ground.
 
C'mon, every second of it is screenshot-worthy