Your favourite examples of Rare Sentences on the wiki?

[Alex95]

Nah, I don't think they're that terrible.

 

[Time Turner]

Name: Ridley
Species: Space Pterodactyl

 

[Shoko]

However, if they meet the two objective conditions, the time machine overloads, self-destructs and sends Bowser to the Cretaceous period where he gets stepped-on by a Tyrannosaurus Rex (humorously, right beforehand when he notices it, his eyes shrink with realization to what will happen to him and meekly opens an umbrella in the hopes it would protect him), and a raptor then grabbing his squished remains and throwing them like a Frisbee.

Oh fuc.

 

[Xiahou Ba]

That's like BJAODN worthy

 

[Time Turner]

However, if they meet the two objective conditions, the time machine overloads, self-destructs and sends Bowser to the Cretaceous period where he gets stepped-on by a Tyrannosaurus Rex (humorously, right beforehand when he notices it, his eyes shrink with realization to what will happen to him and meekly opens an umbrella in the hopes it would protect him), and a raptor then grabbing his squished remains and throwing them like a Frisbee.

Oh fuc.

The writing could use some work, but that is literally what happens, including the part about a raptor grabbing a pancaked Bowser and flinging him into the distance.

 

[Xiahou Dun]

Kirby will never stop banging.

 

[Koops]

[quote author=Yoshi 2018]It is being developed by Good-Feel, the developer behind the Wii U title Yoshi's Woolly World. As such, the game will feature similar elements from that game, having a hand-crafted look and Yoshi as a playable character.[/quote]

Like, this is supposed to be a Yoshi game?

 

[Glowsquid]

i love this edit

it's so bad

 

[Xiahou Dun]

"Feast on bugs with up to three friends! Press buttons to snack on bugs!"

 

[Alex95]

Pipes with protruding plants must be lunged over to survive this level.