Your favourite examples of Rare Sentences on the wiki?

[Glowsquid]

I know there's no problem, as it's taken out of context

thats exactly what the thread was (originally) for

 

[Xiahou Dun]

Cheese is placed in rooms rather spontaneously.

The setting is on a beach that seemingly has "dark" water.

 

[Xiahou Ba]

The two Angry Suns encountered in Super Mario Bros. 3 are two of only three genuinely hostile stars in the whole Mario game series, the third being the Dark Star.

 

[GBA]

Not all Kremlings are bad, though; some, such as K. Lumsy, Krunch, and the Kritter goalies of Mario Strikers seem to be decent individuals.

 

[Duskull]

Not really a sentence, but I love the fact that we have an article called Sacred Cylinder of Cheese.

 

[GBA]

if that article doesn't get fixed i'll be sorely disappointed with the mariowiki editing team

The Darkening was a time period of the Flora Calendar, invented by the Floro Sapiens, mentioned in Super Paper Mario, happening in Flora years 444 to 496. It was caused by King Croacus I, a once-great ruler, but due to the wilting of his son, he became corrupted, starting the Darkening. The Darkening is never explicitly described, but it can be assumed that it was a period of civil war. The Darkening was stopped by Queen Croacus II by overtaking the previous king.

why does everything """"serious"""" or """"dark"""" in the mario universe always have something to do super paper mayro

 

[Xiahou Dun]

if that article doesn't get fixed i'll be sorely disappointed with the mariowiki editing team

I cut the cheese.

It's pretty bad, so some of the sentences I have to restructure may lost its meaning.

Old version.

After some stumbling around, Mario and Princess Toadstool found themselves lost on an enormous castle; Toadstool, angry at Mario for his accidental spilling of cheese on her dress, furiously kicked him off of the tower on which they had landed.

My version.

After some stumbling around, Mario and Princess Toadstool are lost on an enormous castle. Toadstool, angry at Mario for his accidental spilling of cheese on her dress, kicks him off the castle's tower.

The Darkening was a time period of the Flora Calendar, invented by the Floro Sapiens, mentioned in Super Paper Mario, happening in Flora years 444 to 496. It was caused by King Croacus I, a once-great ruler, but due to the wilting of his son, he became corrupted, starting the Darkening. The Darkening is never explicitly described, but it can be assumed that it was a period of civil war. The Darkening was stopped by Queen Croacus II by overtaking the previous king.

why does everything """"serious"""" or """"dark"""" in the mario universe always have something to do super paper mayro

Soup Paypal Mayro was always a joke to begin with smh.

Also, Soup Mayro RPG articles tend to have the same "quality" writing.

 

[Xiahou Dun]

Presumably due to the secluded nature of their existence, the Micro-Dolphins believe cows are extinct, and that the world is not round. They also laugh off Mario's assertion that they live inside a dinosaur.

Why are there dolphins in Yoshi's body? How do they know what a cow is?

This is one of the strangest things I've heard in a while.

 

[Glowsquid]

why does everything """"serious"""" or """"dark"""" in the mario universe always have something to do super paper mayro

super paper mario's backstory feels to me like, someone at intelligent systems was butthurt they weren't allowed to do Super Mario: The Mature Epic so they hid their fanfiction in the NPC fluff.

Presumably due to the secluded nature of their existence, the Micro-Dolphins believe cows are extinct, and that the world is not round. They also laugh off Mario's assertion that they live inside a dinosaur.

Why are there dolphins in Yoshi's body? How do they know what a cow is?

This is one of the strangest things I've heard in a while.

was that ever featured on Super Mario Facts

it's a keeper.

 

[Xiahou Dun]

I haven't seen it in Super Mario Fact. I just stumbled upon it while cleansing "sub-species" from our wiki, but I wouldn't be surprised if it was there and I missed it.