Who should be the newcomer in MK8?

Who you want to be the newcomer in the next Mario Kart?


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Wait, it's going to be a trilogy?
 
No, walking was the norm back the good ol' days. You kids and your fancy schmancy wheels...
 
Hypochondriac Mario said:
No, walking was the norm back the good ol' days. You kids and your fancy schmancy wheels...

Back in my day, we built the courses ourselves. If we happened to fall off, there was no yellow guy on a cloud to pick us up. We had to walk all the way back to the starting line, every single time. Persistence! You whippersnappers don't understand persistence. Winning doesn't mean anything to you because you don't have to work for it. You just reach into a box and throw whatever you find at your opponents. Disgraceful!