Ask a stupid question, get a stupid answer.

[Icemario]

Because you're especially good at physical labour.

Why do I like cold things that try to eat people?

 

[Iggy Koopa Jr]

Because you're Meister Schneeman.


Why am I perfect?

 

[Icemario]

Because you're flawed.

Why does the British eat monocles for breakfast?

 

[Iggy Koopa Jr]

Because they ran out of hats


Why did I print out blank sheets?

 

[Icemario]

To sell them to ghosts on Christmas.

Why are boomerangs tools of destruction often wielded by young children?

 

[Xiahou Dun]

Because they're your favorite color.

What time is it in Neptune?

 

[Iggy Koopa Jr]

Ask Radagast.



Why did I explode?

 

[Xiahou Dun]

Because of pumpkins.

Can somebody justify my murder of a pumpkin?

 

[Iggy Koopa Jr]

I can't, as I'm dead.


Why did I resurrect?

 

[Xiahou Dun]

Because you were dead to begin with.

I'm wondering, what's the difference between a pulsar and a ztar?

 

[Icemario]

They use different mail.

Why does when he meets ?

 

[Iggy Koopa Jr]

Because



Why are you on this world?

 

[Icemario]

Because Cactmas secretly rules the world in a secretive yet secret fashion.

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