Ask a stupid question, get a stupid answer.

Because I need to eat first.

Can a fish swim?
 
Yes.

Is mayonaise an instrument?
 
It came, it saw, it conquered, therefore it is an instrument.

Do UFO's really exist?
 
No, You Foes are too unidentified to, but they do abduct every Thursday.

How do heaters wall-cling infinitely?
 
Because if it was flat, people'd fall off.
Why does everyone like :yoshi:?
 
All the world's atoms of darkness decided to take revenge on you so they all fused together to bring said darkness.

Why is :posh: :posh:?
 
Because the Monocle Armada bribed :posh: to :posh: it up so he :posh:ed before they tried to get all :wario: style on him, because he'd have to :boshi: if they tried to since the Armada were very burly.

Why were sandwiches never suspected during witch hunts?
 
They did at first but that was before the hunters couldn't resist the temptation to slide them down their gullets.

Why is a red house made of red bricks, a blue house made of blue bricks, and an orange house made of orange bricks but a greenhouse is made of glass?
 
Because if you break in, the glass will cut you, to discourage destroying the environment.

Why does everyone hate :rosalina:
 
Because humans can make better omelettes than out of :yoshi: eggs.

How many seeds are on a strawberry?
 
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