Ask a stupid question, get a stupid answer.

[Iggy Koopa Jr]

That was mean of you to ask me the meaning of meaning, it's meaningless.


Meaning?

 

[Icemario]

Meaning: The act of being mean.

Why do barrels die after break-dancing?

 

[Iggy Koopa Jr]

No, they barrel roll.


Does the barrel roll rock?

 

[LeftyGreenMario]

^The mean of that post is 32. All I did was take the sum of whatever you said and divided it by the time it took for me to respond to you. Barrels obviously prefer the moon walk, that's why.

Is it a good thing that everyone hates school?

 

[Iggy Koopa Jr]

Yessssssssssssssssss.



Am I clever?

 

[Fazer]

I don't know, ask the doctor.

Why isn't the sky green?

 

[Iggy Koopa Jr]

I'd say it's closer to rainbow with purple polka-dots.

Why am I Iggy?

 

[LeftyGreenMario]

Your grandma forced you to be Iggy.

Is air a fluid?

 

[Icemario]

No, it's a species of lobster. Don't let them pinch you or you may feel crazy.

Why do heaters heat her?

 

[Iggy Koopa Jr]

It's their sole purpose.


Do you have a purpose?

 

[Icemario]

No, but my cat has a purrpose.

Why do refrigerators like to run?

 

[Baby Mario Bloops]

Because they have to stay warm.

Who do my left foot not my right foot?

 

[Iggy Koopa Jr]

Because he's right.


Is blue pink?

 

[Mariobro101]

No, it's blue.

What website am I on?

 

[Iggy Koopa Jr]

www.website

What is the meaning of silence?

 

[FoxWolf64]

To dance until your feet wear off and your bones collapse.

Why does Bowser kidnap Princess Peach?

 

[G Major Steven Stone]

To have sex with her

Why do fanboys loathe nintendo?

 

[Iggy Koopa Jr]

Because they don't know what "loathing" means.


Why is red blue green?

 

[Fazer]

Because purple orange yellow.

Why are trees made of wood?

 

[Iggy Koopa Jr]

Fool, trees are made of plants.


Are plants rats?

 

[Driftmaster130]

Yes because s eat them.

How many pancakes can fit on a roof?

 

[Iggy Koopa Jr]

Depends on the syrup.


What if... it really WAS butter?

 

[Driftmaster130]

It would be thick because aliens wear hats.

Why does food have an expiry date?

 

[Iggy Koopa Jr]

It tells you when the food isn't food anymore.


Monocles or hats?

 

[Fazer]

Depends what kind of shoes you have.

How can I fly?