Ask a stupid question, get a stupid answer.

Because you're especially good at physical labour. :dk:

Why do I like cold things that try to eat people?
 
To sell them to ghosts on Christmas.

Why are boomerangs tools of destruction often wielded by young children?
 
Because they're your favorite color.

What time is it in Neptune?
 
Because of pumpkins.

Can somebody justify my murder of a pumpkin?
 
Because you were dead to begin with.

I'm wondering, what's the difference between a pulsar and a ztar?
 
Because one is wearing a hat.

What's the point of life when we have pie?
 
Because we do.

What's the function of my eyes?
 
Because the cropping tool is already spoiled to begin with. It can't stop demanding for military jets that are way beyond the price range.

Is purple a color?
 
It's a holiday special, so it depends on where you live.

How did I forget to breathe today?
 
Neither. I'd say it's closer to rainbow with purple polka-dots.

Do you know the meaning of "meaning"?
 
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