Ask a stupid question, get a stupid answer.

[YoshiMonsta]

Cuz you are ugly

Why does gravity not affect birds?

 

[Iggy Koopa Jr]

Cos they are so stipid, they don't even understand the laws of gravity.


1+65498732159456565456x0=?

 

[Xiahou Dun]

One Kirby.

Why must God hate math?

 

[Iggy Koopa Jr]

Because he hates counting his nails.



Why did the Daleks have a sense of blasphemy?

 

[Xiahou Dun]

They ate too much pie, which contains a lot of blasphemy concentrate.

Why is the African Gray Parrot so cute, yet so smart?

 

[Iggy Koopa Jr]

Because he's not a parrot.



Why did I type this word?

 

[Xiahou Dun]

Because I forced you to while you were on a trapeze.

Why did I respond to your question?

 

[YoshiMonsta]

Because Aliens forced you to.

What would you do for a Klondike Bar?

 

[Icemario]

Absolutely nothing because I'm secretly the head honcho of the Panora company, which is essentially the sister-in-law to the Granola Bar company, who's the second cousin to the Klondike Bar company.

Why are words called words when they're really letters?

 

[chillv]

'cause I don't know

What is 0?

 

[Shyghoul]

an unnecessary number

how does a person find Oz

 

[Iggy Koopa Jr]

Contact me by phone.


Why does the piano go DO?

 

[Polymorph]

I'm sorry. There is air in my posts.

Who am i