Your headcanons

PeteyPiranhaPerson said:
I like to think that Yoshi is homosexual.

Please don't hate me
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I complete have this too, or bisexual at least.
 
My intention. My headcanon wasn't even supposed to make sense as it is. I had to think of a male ruler of Toads... to marry Queen Bean... or else Peach has to marry Prince Peasley.
 
Some more:

-Wario is Mario's cousin, same for Luigi/Waluigi.

-Koopalings are Bowser's kids, but from a different mother than Bowser Jr.

-Daisy is lesbian, but only likes Peach as a friend.

-Piranha Plants were failed artificial growth hormone experiments by E. Gadd.

-Poochy is secretly an all powerful being who can bend the very fabric of space and time at his command.
 
Okay, due to Super Luigi Bros., I have come up with a terrible theory.

Luigi and Mario are fraternal twins
BUT LUIGI HAS AN IDENTICAL TWIN ALSO NAMED LUIGI
 
-Koopalings are Bowser's children; the mother had them all (including Junior) at once and died during childbirth. Bowser kidnaps Peach to try to replace his late wife.

-Fawful once worked with E. Gadd, helping him develop early models of the Poltergust. He was also E. Gadd's equivalent in the Beanbean Kingdom, but after Cackletta tempted him with power to become evil, E. Gadd finished the Poltergust on his own, while Fawful went on to create his Vacuum Helmet using similar suction technology.

-Wario and Waluigi are twins; Wario let himself go and became obese while Waluigi tried a little too hard to stay skinny and became anorexic. They both were once part of a gang of thieves that also included Popple and Nabbit, who is actually secretly a Toad who Bowser had kidnapped as a child to be a companion for Bowser Jr. and the Koopalings, explaining the resemblance to Junior and his thieving nature. However he isn't all bad which is why he still helps Luigi in NSLU, the same way Wario helped Mario and Co. in SM64DS.

-At the end of Super Paper Mario, the Void was actually not destroyed; rather it consumed each and every world within the Paper Mario series, leaving behind the bland world Sticker Star takes place in. The aftergame of Super Paper Mario took place in Mario's dreams, explaining why Bowser is still traveling with him when in reality he should be kidnapping Peach again. Antasma is actually a member of the Tribe of Darkness, and the only surviving member after Bleck wiped it out. He had a similar backstory to Bleck however rather than trying to destroy the world, he turned himself into a bat and banished himself to Pi'illo Island where he lived until he began consuming nightmares and became evil. (Thanks to Solidfalcon3 from my forum who came up with this idea)
 
Dreamy Fawful said:
-Koopalings are Bowser's children; the mother had them all (including Junior) at once and died during childbirth. Bowser kidnaps Peach to try to replace his late wife.

-Fawful once worked with E. Gadd, helping him develop early models of the Poltergust. He was also E. Gadd's equivalent in the Beanbean Kingdom, but after Cackletta tempted him with power to become evil, E. Gadd finished the Poltergust on his own, while Fawful went on to create his Vacuum Helmet using similar suction technology.

-Wario and Waluigi are twins; Wario let himself go and became obese while Waluigi tried a little too hard to stay skinny and became anorexic. They both were once part of a gang of thieves that also included Popple and Nabbit, who is actually secretly a Toad who Bowser had kidnapped as a child to be a companion for Bowser Jr. and the Koopalings, explaining the resemblance to Junior and his thieving nature. However he isn't all bad which is why he still helps Luigi in NSLU, the same way Wario helped Mario and Co. in SM64DS.

-At the end of Super Paper Mario, the Void was actually not destroyed; rather it consumed each and every world within the Paper Mario series, leaving behind the bland world Sticker Star takes place in. The aftergame of Super Paper Mario took place in Mario's dreams, explaining why Bowser is still traveling with him when in reality he should be kidnapping Peach again. Antasma is actually a member of the Tribe of Darkness, and the only surviving member after Bleck wiped it out. He had a similar backstory to Bleck however rather than trying to destroy the world, he turned himself into a bat and banished himself to Pi'illo Island where he lived until he began consuming nightmares and became evil. (Thanks to Solidfalcon3 from my forum who came up with this idea)
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Actually, those are AMAZING! Apart from the fact Wario and Waluigi aren't brothers, it's a perfectly good headcanon that could have happened.
 
SuperQueenChrysalis said:
Dreamy Fawful said:
-Koopalings are Bowser's children; the mother had them all (including Junior) at once and died during childbirth. Bowser kidnaps Peach to try to replace his late wife.

-Fawful once worked with E. Gadd, helping him develop early models of the Poltergust. He was also E. Gadd's equivalent in the Beanbean Kingdom, but after Cackletta tempted him with power to become evil, E. Gadd finished the Poltergust on his own, while Fawful went on to create his Vacuum Helmet using similar suction technology.

-Wario and Waluigi are twins; Wario let himself go and became obese while Waluigi tried a little too hard to stay skinny and became anorexic. They both were once part of a gang of thieves that also included Popple and Nabbit, who is actually secretly a Toad who Bowser had kidnapped as a child to be a companion for Bowser Jr. and the Koopalings, explaining the resemblance to Junior and his thieving nature. However he isn't all bad which is why he still helps Luigi in NSLU, the same way Wario helped Mario and Co. in SM64DS.

-At the end of Super Paper Mario, the Void was actually not destroyed; rather it consumed each and every world within the Paper Mario series, leaving behind the bland world Sticker Star takes place in. The aftergame of Super Paper Mario took place in Mario's dreams, explaining why Bowser is still traveling with him when in reality he should be kidnapping Peach again. Antasma is actually a member of the Tribe of Darkness, and the only surviving member after Bleck wiped it out. He had a similar backstory to Bleck however rather than trying to destroy the world, he turned himself into a bat and banished himself to Pi'illo Island where he lived until he began consuming nightmares and became evil. (Thanks to Solidfalcon3 from my forum who came up with this idea)
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Actually, those are AMAZING! Apart from the fact Wario and Waluigi aren't brothers, it's a perfectly good headcanon that could have happened.
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Actually they've been called brothers at least once